what are you talking about? He will be getting a PhD. So he will be there during his teen years. Mad pussy for him, once he starts shooting his protein shakes.
In college I had weekend desk duty. There was BAD ASS chick who would come down and talk to me (I was always playing slow jams, a lot of Prince and Maxwell), she was hitting off a friend of mine.
After he would hit in his dorm room, he would come over and play video games while she slept. We asked why wasn't he with her. He said that she was young minded and acted like a kid.
Well, one of the RD's who was a photographer had some of the women model in swimsuits and she was one of them. He asked me how old do I think she was in one of the pics. She was 15 at the time. 16 at the time dude was hitting it! And when she went back to Jersey, she was seeing Chico Debarge.
I was like no wonder she acts like a kid, because she is one. Her mother wanted her monitored, etc.