He's trying to hit, but can't "pony" up the funds, and "peacocking" doesn't work, when every dude is wearing pony ears
Not gonna lie... when I was a kid, I liked my little pony......
I duck my head in shame!
Don't tell me you sang the song?
Come to think of it you might be able to work out some kinky type sex with some of those girls dressed up as unicorns.
"Give it up you Pot Bellied Stallion!!!"
It's called "furry sex", this topic was covered by the great JNN...
Guys and women dressed up in "furry" animal costumes, who were turned on by the outfits...