What the fuck is wrong with the UK?Part 2!

[Darren Avey]

SO many shops, service stations etc these days have staff that spealk no, or very poor English, which is nt very helpful if you need assistance. Say you re looking for a product,
BUT,
If you complain that someone in ENGLAND,working in a place constantly dealing with ENGLISH people, does nt speak ENGLISH,you are called biggoted!!!!!
Fucking pathetic.

[phreak]

SO many shops, service stations etc these days have staff that spealk no, or very poor English, which is nt very helpful if you need assistance. Say you re looking for a product,
BUT,
If you complain that someone in ENGLAND,working in a place constantly dealing with ENGLISH people, does nt speak ENGLISH,you are called biggoted!!!!!
Fucking pathetic.

You started it!


But seriously, the UK has a bigger problem. Despite so many immigrants I haven't eaten a single decent curry there. I always end up eating bland shite. Sometimes bland, tasteless shite with a few peppers added, but a good curry? Nope.

[Raymondo]

You started it!


But seriously, the UK has a bigger problem. Despite so many immigrants I haven't eaten a single decent curry there. I always end up eating bland shite. Sometimes bland, tasteless shite with a few peppers added, but a good curry? Nope.

Learn how to cook food yourself, it's not rocket science

[BigCyp]

You started it!


But seriously, the UK has a bigger problem. Despite so many immigrants I haven't eaten a single decent curry there. I always end up eating bland shite. Sometimes bland, tasteless shite with a few peppers added, but a good curry? Nope.

Gimme a fkn break, you're obviously eating at shit curry houses.

Some of the best curry I have eaten is from various towns all over UK

[Raymondo]

Why don't you cunts go moan somewhere else?

You're all projecting your own problems anyway and say the country is fucked instead.

[phreak]

Learn how to cook food yourself, it's not rocket science

I've outsourced that to my wife, but she doesn't take her kitchen with her when traveling. She can make a great curry, despite being white as a sheet. But when in restaurants in London, being surrounded by more red dots on foreheads than during a special forces op, I don't think having a somewhat tasty curry should be too much to ask for!

[phreak]

Gimme a fkn break, you're obviously eating at shit curry houses.

Some of the best curry I have eaten is from various towns all over UK

I think we had already established that I eat at shit curry houses. My conclusion being: there aren't any good ones! Please prove me wrong, and give me some addresses. Preferably not too far from Paddington Station.

[BigCyp]

I think we had already established that I eat at shit curry houses. My conclusion being: there aren't any good ones! Please prove me wrong, and give me some addresses. Preferably not too far from Paddington Station.

There's a great one near Paddington Station, and there's a neat shortcut to the front door - when you get off on Platform 1, just walk past the train and stand in the middle of the tracks and close your eyes

[Immortal_Technique]

England invented speaking English, and it can do whatever the fuck it wants with the language, including allowing Indian guys to not speak it to retarded yanks if they don't want.

Americans speak bastardised quasi-English.

Hope this helps.

[HTexan]

England invented speaking English, and it can do whatever the fuck it wants with the language, including allowing Indian guys to not speak it to retarded yanks if they don't want.

Americans speak bastardised quasi-English.

Hope this helps.

England made it, but we perfected it. 

[Parker]

England invented speaking English, and it can do whatever the fuck it wants with the language, including allowing Indian guys to not speak it to retarded yanks if they don't want.

Americans speak bastardised quasi-English.

Hope this helps.

All I want to know is, if I drive a Z06, why do the Brits call it "Zed-Oh-Six"

and oh, BTW, "ass" sounds cooler that "arse" and "snog" sounds like something that comes out of one's nose.

[HTexan]

All I want to know is, if I drive a Z06, why do the Brits call it "Zeed-Oh-Six"

and oh, BTW, "ass" sounds cooler that "arse" and "snog" sounds like something that comes out of one's nose.

Yup yup. We made English sound less gay.

[_bruce_]

England sold out to the Saudis.
All your problems in one sentence.

[Immortal_Technique]

All I want to know is, if I drive a Z06, why do the Brits call it "Zed-Oh-Six"

and oh, BTW, "ass" sounds cooler that "arse" and "snog" sounds like something that comes out of one's nose.

"Zee" is actually pronounced "Zed" , as in "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead", pretty cool hey

[bigmc]

There's a great one near Paddington Station, and there's a neat shortcut to the front door - when you get off on Platform 1, just walk past the train and stand in the middle of the tracks and close your eyes

classic big cyp 

[G_Thang]

England invented speaking English, and it can do whatever the fuck it wants with the language, including allowing Indian guys to not speak it to retarded yanks if they don't want.

Americans speak bastardised quasi-English.

Hope this helps.

Like Brasilians speaking bastard Portuguese.  I won't comment on the b e a n e r s South of Texas.

What's up, Gracie?

[Parker]

"Zee" is actually pronounced "Zed" , as in "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead", pretty cool hey

No, because as kids, when we say or sing the "alphabet", it was "X, Y and Zee", not "X, Y and Zed".

[Immortal_Technique]

Y'all are dang wrong about this here Ameercanised English being worth a damn, with your " 'erbs" and "aluminum", I mean wtf?!?! DIAF! haha

Even your "mom"s are spelt weird.

[Parker]

Y'all are dang wrong about this here Ameercanised English being worth a damn, with your " 'erbs" and "aluminum", I mean wtf?!?! DIAF! haha

Even your "mom"s are spelt weird.

If a grown man says "mum", it sounds like he is 5 yrs old, or says "me mum", not very masculine. Mums are flowers or to keep quiet, as in "to be mum".
And aluminum, saying "Ah-Lu-min-um" or "Ah-Lu-mini-um" sounds like you are trying to be fancy and takes too damn long to say the damn word.

[phreak]

There's a great one near Paddington Station, and there's a neat shortcut to the front door - when you get off on Platform 1, just walk past the train and stand in the middle of the tracks and close your eyes

Damn, son. Sorry I insulted your mother's cooking.

[bic_staedtler]

It wasn't always like that.  It was better BACK WHEN DORIAN RULED. 

[slate]

what is wrong with the UK is that it is full of trash

local white trash,  imported asian/black trash

Essentially the only non trash is made up of educated western europeans or north americans that recently came over to take advantage of the one eye rule

[MikMaq]

SO many shops, service stations etc these days have staff that spealk no, or very poor English, which is nt very helpful if you need assistance. Say you re looking for a product,
BUT,
If you complain that someone in ENGLAND,working in a place constantly dealing with ENGLISH people, does nt speak ENGLISH,you are called biggoted!!!!!
Fucking pathetic.

While I agree with your notion in theory I've realized through experienced your full of shit. I took a trip to one of the cities where the browns have taken over and it's real easy to drive a block and avoid it all together. It's always people that never have any contact with these people, or those that can't afford to leave such shit neighboorhoods that complain loudest.

[phreak]

While I agree with your notion in theory I've realized through experienced your full of shit. I took a trip to one of the cities where the browns have taken over and it's real easy to drive a block and avoid it all together. It's always people that never have any contact with these people, or those that can't afford to leave such shit neighboorhoods that complain loudest.

From his reaction to my legitimate question, I assumed he was a self-hating paki?

[polychronopolous]

If a grown man says "mum", it sounds like he is 5 yrs old, or says "me mum", not very masculine. Mums are flowers or to keep quiet, as in "to be mum".
And aluminum, saying "Ah-Lu-min-um" or "Ah-Lu-mini-um" sounds like you are trying to be fancy and takes too damn long to say the damn word.

Exactly...by the time they have reached that third syllable I'm already standing there, snapping my fingers and saying "C'mon, spit it out already!"