Autopsy report

[orion]

Eat this for your autopsy report....

Looks good, probably 4%bf.

[King Shizzo]

I think Sharks (as well as most marine life) are getting used to the fact that humans have been going into the water for 1000's of years now.  They might be aquiring a taste for us afterall.

[Stark]

Nobody would complain if some nutjob went out hiking in an african animal reserve and eaten by some apex predator lion, hyena etc.

But when people enter the water they are all shocked that some get hurt and or killed by the kings of the sea - makes no sense to me.
Once you enter the ocean you are a guest and you really aren't in an environment we are meant to be in the first place.

Its the same type of people that build their homes in Americas busiest hurrican and tornado path and are all upset and hurt that half their family became tornado bait.

[Tito24]

[King Shizzo]

Nobody would complain if some nutjob went out hiking in an african animal reserve and eaten by some apex predator lion, hyena etc.

But when people enter the wait they are all shocked that some get hurt and or killed by the kings of the sea - makes no sense to me.
Once you enter the ocean you are a guest and you really aren't in an environment we are meant to be in the first place.

Its the same type of people that build their homes in Americas busiest hurrican and tornado path and are all upset and hurt that half their family became tornado bait.

Without weapons, humans aren't shit on the totem pole of predators.

[King Shizzo]

Was this Mudshark attack recent?

[Stark]

Without weapons, humans aren't shit on the totem pole of predators.

Indeed, but we are getting all pissed upset and offended when one fucking human is getting killed vs. millions of animals we kill per hour, its like the dumb fucks believe that just because we can read a book and fly to the moon the animals of this planet should give us a pass and since the large majority of sheep on this planet are incapable of dealing with the actual truth they get all horrified when they get no fucking respect from a lion or a bear.

[irishdave]

This girl was murdered by her black bf...serious.

[Stark]

This girl was murdered by her black bf...serious.

well... you gain some you loose some.

[orion]

Without weapons, humans aren't shit on the totem pole of predators.

Yes, a 100lb cougar could easiy kill a 250lb bodybuilder.  Just cause you could bench press 450 doesn't mean shit to that cat, who wouln't think twice about taking down a 700lb elk.  A few years ago a female jogger in our area was killed by a couple of coyotes. she was only 19, going to be a singer and all but fate had other plans.  Worst way to die, be on the menu.

[King Shizzo]

You should know why humans over-react to shark attacks Stark...you're the expert! I've seen your site - you know the psychology as to why humans over-react to certain situations with fear/outrage/disgust.

It has everything to do with three compounding factors: the randomness of the event, the gruesomeness of the event, and the helplessness of the people involved.

Here's an example of something that would generate little outrage from society: a woman dies of lung cancer in New York City. Why? It's not random (thousands will get and die from the big C), it's not very gruesome or abrupt (cancer takes a long time to kill people, relative to a shark, let's say) and people will probably say she deserved it for smoking all those years.

Contrast it to this: a baby is pulled out of its crib by a marauding bear and eaten in front of the parents. That's shocking, and will grab headlines. How often do bears go marauding through a house? Almost never! And isn't the thought of seeing a baby being eaten by a bear quite gruesome? And finally, both the baby and parents - the victims - are completely helpless to do anything. This news headline will strike fear and outrage in the populace. After this headline runs, you're more likely to raise money to kill bears or create bear-proof-cribs, than you are to raise money to stop smoking.

Human nature.

That's why we fear sharks so much. The kills are gruesome, and quite random versus a car accident or heart disease. And finally, don't we all truly feel helpless in the water? We can't see below us, we know it (the water) can very easily kill us in an instant...it's a breeding ground for cheap news headlines.

There...now you can all write newstories...enjoy!

Thats why they invented pools.  You won't catch me in water more then knee deep at the beach.

[Irongrip400]

 

For how much money would you have sex with the gills of a sleeping shark?

 

Teeth too pointy, would not hit

[Tito24]

i hope i dont get daughters

[King Shizzo]

Would not hit. Shark's skin is abrasive when stroked the opposite direction of the scales. Would chaffe me badly. And since I always go in dry, this would be problematic.

KY of peace.

I bet Dolphin pussy would be orgasmic.

[Fortress]

Indeed, but we are getting all pissed upset and offended when one fucking human is getting killed vs. millions of animals we kill per hour, its like the dumb fucks believe that just because we can read a book and fly to the moon the animals of this planet should give us a pass and since the large majority of sheep on this planet are incapable of dealing with the actual truth they get all horrified when they get no fucking respect from a lion or a bear.

I'm on board with your thinking here, bub.

And besides, the human species is shit to begin with, so really, who gives a toss?

[SF1900]

Nobody would complain if some nutjob went out hiking in an african animal reserve and eaten by some apex predator lion, hyena etc.

But when people enter the water they are all shocked that some get hurt and or killed by the kings of the sea - makes no sense to me.
Once you enter the ocean you are a guest and you really aren't in an environment we are meant to be in the first place.

Its the same type of people that build their homes in Americas busiest hurrican and tornado path and are all upset and hurt that half their family became tornado bait.

Agreed. People would shoot an intruder who entered their home. This is no different. The ocean is theirs, not ours. We just exploit it for our own selfish pleasure and enjoyment.

[THEBOSS]

Yes, a 100lb cougar could easiy kill a 250lb bodybuilder.  Just cause you could bench press 450 doesn't mean shit to that cat, who wouln't think twice about taking down a 700lb elk.  A few years ago a female jogger in our area was killed by a couple of coyotes. she was only 19, going to be a singer and all but fate had other plans.  Worst way to die, be on the menu.

   You"re a CAPER  ?

[Shockwave]

Nature is cruel and mean.
I always lol @ people that think animals are all cute cuddly pets.

[Voice of Doom]

He should be honored to have his death come at the hands of Great White.  The Shark's design is so perfect it hasn't had to change in 100 million years.  That put's it into an elite class of creatures...mostly prey.  This guy could've been hit by a car or been murdered for the dollars in his pocket. He could have suffered horrible cancer or withered away from Alzheirmer's disease.  Instead he was stalked i the ocean by the finest predator in the world who took his life fast and clean...and, unlike humans, wasted nothing.  In a single terrifying moment he leaned the truth of power and will.

Sadly, this will probably just cause a hysterical over-reaction and lead to the senseless slaughter of sharks.

[Shockwave]

He should be honored to have his death come at the hands of Great White.  The Shark's design is so perfect it hasn't had to change in 100 million years.  That put's it into an elite class of creatures...mostly prey.  This guy could've been hit by a car or been murdered for the dollars in his pocket. He could have suffered horrible cancer or withered away from Alzheirmer's disease.  Instead he was stalked i the ocean by the finest predator in the world who took his life fast and clean...and, unlike humans, wasted nothing.  In a single terrifying moment he leaned the truth of power and will.

Sadly, this will probably just cause a hysterical over-reaction and lead to the senseless slaughter of sharks.

Exactly.
You have to admire its purity of purpose and design.

[Voice of Doom]

It's probably the original reason we got out of the water.  The civilizing of society comes at a price.  It costs us our understanding of the natural order of the world and our place in it.  We falsely believe that our technology makes us invulnerable even when we're not wearing it. 

The height of arrogance.

[King Shizzo]

He should be honored to have his death come at the hands of Great White.  The Shark's design is so perfect it hasn't had to change in 100 million years.  That put's it into an elite class of creatures...mostly prey.  This guy could've been hit by a car or been murdered for the dollars in his pocket. He could have suffered horrible cancer or withered away from Alzheirmer's disease.  Instead he was stalked i the ocean by the finest predator in the world who took his life fast and clean...and, unlike humans, wasted nothing.  In a single terrifying moment he leaned the truth of power and will.

Sadly, this will probably just cause a hysterical over-reaction and lead to the senseless slaughter of sharks.

It was in Australia right?  I'm sure it thought the surfer was a seal.  That bitch jumped out of the water like shark week and snapped that guy in half.  I blame the dumb fuck surfer.  

[Dr Dutch]

i hope i dont get daughters

You already mentioned you can't get kids anyway.....so don't worry be happy.

[Army of One]

You should know why humans over-react to shark attacks Stark...you're the expert! I've seen your site - you know the psychology as to why humans over-react to certain situations with fear/outrage/disgust.

It has everything to do with three compounding factors: the randomness of the event, the gruesomeness of the event, and the helplessness of the people involved.

Here's an example of something that would generate little outrage from society: a woman dies of lung cancer in New York City. Why? It's not random (thousands will get and die from the big C), it's not very gruesome or abrupt (cancer takes a long time to kill people, relative to a shark, let's say) and people will probably say she deserved it for smoking all those years.

Contrast it to this: a baby is pulled out of its crib by a marauding bear and eaten in front of the parents. That's shocking, and will grab headlines. How often do bears go marauding through a house? Almost never! And isn't the thought of seeing a baby being eaten by a bear quite gruesome? And finally, both the baby and parents - the victims - are completely helpless to do anything. This news headline will strike fear and outrage in the populace. After this headline runs, you're more likely to raise money to kill bears or create bear-proof-cribs, than you are to raise money to stop smoking.

Human nature.

That's why we fear sharks so much. The kills are gruesome, and quite random versus a car accident or heart disease. And finally, don't we all truly feel helpless in the water? We can't see below us, we know it (the water) can very easily kill us in an instant...it's a breeding ground for cheap news headlines.

There...now you can all write newstories...enjoy!

Too much intelligence in this post for this forum

[Krankenstein]

There would have been a big brown trail behind my kayak.

No kidding....so much that the shark would realize that there isn't enough left in me to eat.