Author Topic: Has anyone ever met the great Ron Avidan.. (pbuh) (Read 23176 times)

Howard · « **Reply #75 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:36:10 PM »

10. His ABB protein farts, register on the USGS seismic monitoring stations.

9. Female bodybuilders pay HIM to wrestle with them.

8. A cup of his urine is more anabolic then a cycle of tren.

7. Top pros pay to have Ron service their wife or girlfriend.

6. The gym he first worked out in , is a national treasure.

5. Top figure pros send him flowers after they blow him.

4. Top bikini pros won't wipe for a week after he has anal sex with them.

3. Issac had his first man crush on Ron.

2. The gayest of men will eat pussy after talking to Ron for 5 min.

**** drum roll please****
#1 Ron founded Getbig.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nails · « **Reply #76 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:37:34 PM »

hows your prostate Howard? did the surgery go well?

MikMaq · « **Reply #77 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:39:55 PM »

What a thread fail there's already a thread dedicated to blowing smoke up ron's ass, his people are smart, I think he realizes that if he were a commoner he'd get shit on like the rest of us.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #78 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:40:45 PM »

He may not always be the most schmoe-tastic man on the internet, but when he is he makes it 'Getbig.'

Howard · « **Reply #79 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:41:02 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 17, 2012, 03:37:34 PM

hows your prostate Howard? did the surgery go well?

LOL, your question is off by a few feet hahaha.
I had a achilles tendon surgery folks and am in week 7 post surgery now.
Started light upper body machine work in the gym last week.

Howard · « **Reply #80 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:49:01 PM »

Quote from: MikMaq on July 17, 2012, 03:39:55 PM

What a thread fail there's already a thread dedicated to blowing smoke up ron's ass, his people are smart, I think he realizes that if he were a commoner he'd get shit on like the rest of us.

Sorry I took up board space away from such valuable threads here at getbig like "rate the trannie".

Psychopath · « **Reply #81 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:28:19 PM »

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #82 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:49:32 PM »

Met him several times and spoken on the phone with him on occasion. Good person, very sincere.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #83 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:54:03 PM »

Have yet to meet him, but look forward to in the future.

I have heard from good sources that Ron has a rather large penis.

"1"

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #84 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:05:19 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2012, 04:54:03 PM

Have yet to meet him, but look forward to in the future.

I have heard from good sources that Ron has a rather large penis.

"1"

LMAO!!!

Princess L · « **Reply #85 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 17, 2012, 09:40:36 AM

Ron is a man on a mission when he's got that camera in hand. He and Issac make a great team and are funny as hell!

I recall an after-party where he was waiting for me outside the ladies room. Too bad he was busy trying to get the next great shot of some poorly dressed attendee. To his disappointment, there were a bunch of girls right near the entrance of the bathroom (willing to allow him in with his camera) showing off their boob jobs, but sadly he was too late.

Big N · « **Reply #86 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:48:06 PM »

Shrek

2ND COMING · « **Reply #87 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:57:42 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 17, 2012, 08:46:46 AM

i met him in tampa. hands like catchers mitts.

Saw him in the mens room.
washed his hands in the mens room like a gangsta while other spectators just didn't bother.

A clean man, I respect that.

Clearly he was trying to wash the funk off his hand after finger banging some fitness slut.

3Dkiller · « **Reply #88 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:59:18 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on July 17, 2012, 09:15:31 AM

I said, bring $500 in the envelope for the full show.

RA: WTF dude, I got $110 and the login for two Getbig gimmick accounts.

LMAO

2ND COMING · « **Reply #89 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 17, 2012, 09:09:46 AM

"Tell your cousins no more airstrikes on my people!!"

"what, they were lobbing bombs on innocent civilians!!"

3Dkiller · « **Reply #90 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:01:54 PM »

Quote from: 2ND COMING on July 17, 2012, 08:00:50 PM

"Tell your cousins no more airstrikes on my people!!"

"what, they were lobbing bombs on innocent civilians!!"

bike nut · « **Reply #91 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:02:26 PM »

Tom Brady wakes up every morning in his fluffy Patriots pajamas, looks over at Giselle and thinks to himself.....damn I wish I could be Ron Avidan for a day.

kreator · « **Reply #92 on:** July 18, 2012, 04:51:57 AM »

he sure loves working around half naked oiled up men...that ought to count for something

BigCyp · « **Reply #93 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:10:24 AM »

I believe Ron would have had to register himself under that username before anyone could join

TrueGrit · « **Reply #94 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:11:54 AM »

Goatboy?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #95 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:12:03 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 18, 2012, 07:10:24 AM

I believe Ron would have had to register himself under that username before anyone could join

Wes, circa 1919

da_vinci · « **Reply #96 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:14:47 AM »

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #97 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:15:48 AM »

Ron was not only the first Getbig-member, but also the beginning of the Universe aka the Big Bang.

His first disciple was Wes, as ancient as they come, so says the Old Scriptures anyway.

Nails · « **Reply #98 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:23:33 AM »

(F.L.A.M.E.R) first getbig member/webmaster

Nails · « **Reply #99 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:26:09 AM »

The first getbigger to register that anyone will know is
Shawn ray
And
Hedgehog