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Tom Cruise has odd looking abs (and Suri Cruise)
« on: July 17, 2012, 01:47:53 PM »
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2012, 01:54:21 PM »
Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)


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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2012, 03:39:47 PM »
notice also in his earlier pics he has one centered front tooth instead of two, fucking creepy man

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2012, 03:44:20 PM »
Im couldn't care less, she could sell her kid to the next AK swinging Congo nignog in bongo bongo land and it wouldn't bother me one bit.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 03:45:23 PM »
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2012, 03:51:05 PM »
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

It's not based on science.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2012, 03:53:44 PM »
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2012, 03:54:59 PM »
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

It's based on science, specifically a very opinionated version of it.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2012, 03:57:19 PM »
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


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Sounds like Malachi Z York and the Nuwabians.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2012, 03:59:11 PM »
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


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i take it back. They sound fucked.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2012, 04:00:53 PM »
Yes Tom is very strange.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2012, 04:02:18 PM »
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)
So you start a thread about their one offspring!?  ::)

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2012, 04:04:42 PM »
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.
do they plan on living up to the 50 billion dollar contracts  >:(

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2012, 05:22:06 PM »
do they plan on living up to the 50 billion dollar contracts  >:(
50 billion year is what he wrote you rotten sick bitch
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2012, 05:52:08 PM »
50 billion year is what he wrote you rotten sick bitch

ONE billion years for $50 a month is what he wrote you sour smelling fuckface.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2012, 06:02:12 PM »
I went to Catholic school for 16 years and am hardly brainwashed. If anything, learning more about Catholicism made me realize how big of bullshit it is.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2012, 08:17:08 PM »
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)
Because she's a girl, she's safe in a catholic school. It would be like putting Michael Phelps or Big Dan Hill in a room alone with BayGBM. No chance of any "funny business", no temptation.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2012, 08:23:21 PM »
I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2012, 09:03:53 PM »
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.

As crazy and as physicaly impossible as it sounds, they say Incedent I started 4 quadrillion years ago

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 09:23:09 PM »
Because she's a girl, she's safe in a catholic school. It would be like putting Michael Phelps or Big Dan Hill in a room alone with BayGBM. No chance of any "funny business", no temptation.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 09:31:17 PM »
Approximately 89% of Mexican's classify themselves as Catholic. Mexican's are one day going to make up the majority of Americans. This looks like a planned calculated move by the parents when Suri gets into acting.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 09:35:12 PM »
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 11:50:27 PM »
I went to Catholic school for 16 years and am hardly brainwashed. If anything, learning more about Catholicism made me realize how big of bullshit it is.
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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2012, 12:21:36 AM »
Here's me opening this topic, thinking it was about a cruise to Paramaribo. ::)

Carry on...

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Re: Suri Cruise
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2012, 12:22:48 AM »
Here's me opening this topic, thinking it was about a cruise to Paramaribo. ::)

Carry on...
Me too... ;D