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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2012, 09:51:22 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on July 19, 2012, 09:45:58 AM

He'd probably roll off the boat :-\

We could use Bobby Chic's hairpiece as a wheel chock....
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2012, 09:56:36 AM »
imagine the amount of semen that would accumulate over BOOTY's S face, it would make a Japanese Bukkake film producer jealous
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2012, 09:57:25 AM »
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2012, 10:08:47 AM »
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2012, 10:09:27 AM »
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2012, 10:11:30 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:44:01 AM
runningmom wears an aquarium on her head to entertain us with fish hahaaha


Hahah, whut  8) 8)
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2012, 10:12:18 AM »
haha yes mass we masterbate on that then haha
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2012, 10:16:52 AM »
Quote from: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:56:36 AM
imagine the amount of semen that would accumulate over BOOTY's S face, it would make a Japanese Bukkake film producer jealous
We need good seamen to sail a boat..... ;)
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2012, 10:26:46 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:51:22 AM
We could use Bobby Chic's hairpiece as a wheel chock....


Wes chasing everybody in his wheelchair yelling "Back when I was a kid"...
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2012, 10:27:37 AM »
wes was a commander in the first world war
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2012, 10:30:07 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 10:27:37 AM
wes was a commander in the first world war on the santa maria during Columbus's exploration days
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2012, 10:39:15 AM »
 ;)
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2012, 12:11:22 PM »
Most of the getbig.com nation would lie about going.
Like a new IFBB pro contest, advance sales would be lower then a rapper thugs pants.
To solve the $$$ troubles, Ron and Issac would hit the nursing homes in south Florida
100's of old  woman would sign on with the fake promise of some romance from a young muscular stud.
In the end ,it would be guys like: me, Wes, 240, Ron, Issac, etc with hundreds of horny 80-90 yr old
Jewish woman. Bob Chick could MC the fun on the Lido deck and Vince Bassille would have to be flown in to service the mature ladies
I can hear Bob now; "Ladies , win a date with 1949 Mr Canada!" :o
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2012, 12:29:22 PM »
I would do it.  Make it a year from now.  Make all of these fat fucks and twinks get into shape for it.  "The Mr. Getbig Cruise of 2013!"  That would be pretty cool.  Bucket list type shit.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2012, 12:41:28 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on July 19, 2012, 12:29:22 PM
I would do it.  Make it a year from now.  Make all of these fat fucks and twinks get into shape for it.  "The Mr. Getbig Cruise of 2013!"  That would be pretty cool.  Bucket list type shit.

Everyone would spend all day in the buffet,the toilet and the ship's internet cafe posting about how massive they look next to everyone else by the pool
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2012, 12:43:14 PM »
Musclecenter would divide his time between videotaping it all and uploading it on youtube and getbig...
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2012, 12:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Howard on July 19, 2012, 12:41:28 PM
Everyone would spend all day in the buffet,the toilet and the ship's internet cafe posting about how massive they look next to everyone else by the pool
I would put the move on Butterbean.  I would use the motion of the ocean.  ;D
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2012, 12:49:08 PM »








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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2012, 01:05:04 PM »
Shit, I wonder if Go4it can get us a group discount  :-*
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2012, 01:07:43 PM »
First of all there are no women on getbig so this would be a gay cruise, and all the 170lbs twinks who weight 300lbs with abs on getbig would have to show their real self
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2012, 02:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:31:11 AM


Oh.......my.......good.. .....Lord.

FWAP X 10,000

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #71 on: July 19, 2012, 02:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2012, 12:43:14 PM
Musclecenter would divide his time between videotaping it all and uploading it on youtube and getbig...

Hahaaahahahahah!!!

This thread is cracking me up!!

So fucking hilarious because it's all true!!!
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #72 on: July 19, 2012, 02:51:05 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on July 19, 2012, 12:46:54 PM
I would put the move on Butterbean.  I would use the motion of the ocean.  ;D

I will kick your ass if you touch our motherly figure like that.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2012, 02:52:22 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 19, 2012, 12:49:08 PM




You knob polishing, low IQ, stay at home homos, can say what you want.....but booty freakin' rocks!!!!!!!   ;D
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #74 on: July 19, 2012, 02:53:58 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on July 19, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
I will kick your ass if you touch our motherly figure like that.

Butterbean or Bob Chic?   ;D
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