I was out and about with my uncle Benny, when he mentions we should go at the casino to grab a bite (it has one of the best restaurants in town).
Walking in we pass by this absolute wanker at the entrance who was getting people's attention. This ridiculous specimen was wearing a tight fitting deep-V tshirt with the casino/hotel's name on it (two sizes smaller than his twinkish frame needed) and was handing out leaflets and what looked like anal beads! He had two moderately sized arms and nothing else, yet he moved with a brutal imaginary lat syndrome so right away I clock him as a bodybuilder.
I turn to Benny "Care to play a joke on that wanker over there?" Now Benny is a seasoned old cat and he's been to the nick a couple of times. He's always up for mischief. "Who, that bloke over there in a girl's tshirt? Haha, what's on your mind?"
"Go over there and feel his bicep then ask him if he's up for a bit of wrestling". Benny was off before I finished my suggestion. He goes up to him and puts his hands all over his arm- the bodybuilder turns to Benny and flashes him a shit-eating grin! They start chatting and I see the bb guy running his hand all over Benny's back! I'm thinking fuck he turned the tables on Benny!
To my utter astonishment, after what seemed like some sort of negotiation, they both move away from the entrance and go into the toilets! My uncle didn't even look back at me!
I was flabbergasted, didn't know what to do. I txted my uncle: "I see you're busy I'll be in the restaurant".
After an hour Benny comes to the restaurant, red-faced and breathing heavily. "What the fuck was that all about?", I says. "Oh, I just made Vince's... acquintance", he goes. "Oh it's Vince now, is it? What else did you make apart from his acquintance?" I shoot back not without a touch of irony. "He's studying to be a chiropractor... wild, wild Italian boy". "For fuck's sake", I goes. "Hey relax, I brought something back for you", he says. He pulls out this extra long set of anal beads. "Careful they've just been used".
Fucking hell, I thought.
