Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At Airport

[SF1900]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html



Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post Executive Crime/Weird News Editor Buck Wolf.

[SF1900]

I wonder if Bay or 1MR could speak on this. 

[Danjo]

1.Thought the first name was misspelled and this was about Johnny Falcon..(no homo)
2.He ain't black!(no racist)

[SF1900]

1.Thought the first name was misspelled and this was about Johnny Falcon..(no homo)
2.He ain't black!(no racist)

I was thinking maybe he is related to Johnny Falcon. 

[bradistani]

i remember once seeing a doc on this fella. at least i'm sure it was him. he was filmed walking in ny wearing skintight, silver short shorts, lol.

think he mentioned maybe going into gay porn. anyway, he came across as a weirdo loser

[Danjo]

i remember once seeing a doc on this fella. at least i'm sure it was him. he was filmed walking in ny wearing skintight, silver short shorts, lol.

think he mentioned maybe going into gay porn. anyway, he came across as a weirdo loser

If ya got it,flaunt it! LOL

[wes]

In before OneMoreRep comments! 

[Danjo]

In before OneMoreRep comments!  

..and is jealous he was not the TSA officer doin the ''frisking..''

[Parker]

i remember once seeing a doc on this fella. at least i'm sure it was him. he was filmed walking in ny wearing skintight, silver short shorts, lol.

think he mentioned maybe going into gay porn. anyway, he came across as a weirdo loser

He said he wanted to be known for his acting and not his "member"... He says he is bi.
Quite funny how some people would consider what he has as being blessed, and sees it as a curse...
The grass is not always greener on the other side.

[OneMoreRep]

That doesn't impress me.

The guy is hideous looking and has a disproportionately sized penis as compared to the rest of his body.  It actually makes his upper and lower frame look very strange.  Couple that with the fact that he looks like a hideous, fat fuck and he isn't worth my time.

If you want a true monster of cock, take a look at Mandingo (aka Fred Foolish) when you have a chance.  He is a true, veiny, 12-incher when erect and his girth is like that of a coca cola bottle.  In my opinion, he is way more impressive due to his overall package.

Here is a site with pictures, in order and nicely laid out, of the various famous penises including: Johah Falcon, Ron Jeremy, Mandingo, John Holmes, Richard Mann & Ken Ryker.

http://www.happypecker.com/penis_information/big_dicks.html

Personally, I prefer Ken Ryker's build and the look of his penis.  He has a huge (yet beautiful looking) cock.

"1"

P.S. Look at that site, you won't be disappointed and it isn't raunchy.  It looks more like an anatomy textbook.

[BB]

Yeah, he's a weird dude, you use to be able to see him all around Manhattan and Yankee games in bicycle shorts. He'd be adjusting his piece in public and the whole bit. Then he'd get hilariously angry if you laughed at him.

He's a big baseball fan and video game fan, and use to get trolled on usenet constantly.

[the trainer]

That doesn't impress me.

The guy is hideous looking and has a disproportionately sized penis as compared to the rest of his body.  It actually makes his upper and lower frame look very strange.  Couple that with the fact that he looks like a hideous, fat fuck and he isn't worth my time.

If you want a true monster of cock, take a look at Mandingo (aka Fred Foolish) when you have a chance.  He is a true, veiny, 12-incher when erect and his girth is like that of a coca cola bottle.  In my opinion, he is way more impressive due to his overall package.

Here is a site with pictures, in order and nicely laid out, of the various famous penises including: Johah Falcon, Ron Jeremy, Mandingo, John Holmes, Richard Mann & Ken Ryker.

http://www.happypecker.com/penis_information/big_dicks.html

Personally, I prefer Ken Ryker's build and the look of his penis.  He has a huge (yet beautiful looking) cock.

"1"

P.S. Look at that site, you won't be disappointed and it isn't raunchy.  It looks more like an anatomy textbook.

How many getbiggers click on onemorerep link, come on now dont lie. 

[MikMaq]

I got a 7.5 inch never wanted to be any bigger it's harder to get good head from chicks.

[Powerlift66]

He likes choking up on the skin bat at Yankees games ?? Huh ??

[Kwon_2]

If Jonah Falcone had more musclemass and less fat, OneMoreRep would be all over that

[PJim]

Mods, for the love of god delete this thread before Daddywaddy stumbles across it

[Anglo]

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[Roger Bacon]

Man with largest penis is white? 

[che]

Man with largest penis is white? 

Yes and the richest man in the world is Mexican.

[_bruce_]

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Bet he would love to investigate such suspicious packages...

[Metabolic]

How many getbiggers click on onemorerep link, come on now dont lie. 

I did, sort of homo.

[Danjo]

How many getbiggers click on onemorerep link, come on now dont lie. 

Clicked,bookmarked,and shared on all forms of social media...(no homo)   

[HTexan]

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

epic small penis guard hating.

[arce1988]

[m8]