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Stark

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Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« on: July 30, 2012, 01:52:15 AM »
Fire away

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 01:58:05 AM »
Did you ever feel tempted to suck off the tigers?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 01:59:09 AM »
How big is your dick.
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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 01:59:31 AM »
What are your credit card informations?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 02:07:23 AM »
Whats ur record time to reach the orgasm during masturbation?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 02:13:03 AM »
Without problems happening can you put in one cage white gorillas, black gorillas, and jewish gorillas?

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 02:22:41 AM »
Without problems happening can you put in one cage white gorillas, black gorillas, and jewish gorillas?

They would both attempt to rip off the white gorilla one way or another.

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 02:35:42 AM »
Do they really feed cute young animals to the big cats, when the visitors have left ?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 02:57:51 AM »
What was the black thing in my poop this morning?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 02:59:56 AM »
Is it true elephants are made up to further the zionist cause?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 03:02:14 AM »

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 03:03:35 AM »

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 03:05:35 AM »
Dit is een jonge woudloper..

Speak English or fuck off bitch.
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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 03:05:50 AM »
Dit is een jonge woudloper..

Haha, die gek wilde een nucleaire reactor bouwen toch?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2012, 03:08:04 AM »
Dit is een jonge woudloper..
This is a boy scout. (you could have asked friendly too, mr Kiwi   ;) )

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2012, 03:09:05 AM »
Haha, die gek wilde een nucleaire reactor bouwen toch?
Haha, this weirdo wanted to build a nuclear reactor, didn't he ?   

At your service, mr NZ

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2012, 03:10:29 AM »
Inshallah

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2012, 03:20:01 AM »
Ich bin mit der Gestapo kann ich Ihren Pass sehen, bitte?

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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2012, 03:20:33 AM »
How do you tame the pussy?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2012, 03:31:14 AM »

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2012, 03:36:01 AM »
Ich bin mit der Gestapo kann ich Ihren Pass sehen, bitte?
Way too long....."Ausweis, schnell !!"

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2012, 03:56:49 AM »
What animals did you look after and how shit was the pay?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2012, 04:13:56 AM »
What animals did you look after and how shit was the pay?
Reptiles?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2012, 05:09:48 AM »
did you read Mein Kampf to the animals you kept? did they disappoint you like your son did?

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Re: Ask an ex. Zookeeper anything
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2012, 06:14:22 AM »
What animals did you look after and how shit was the pay?

Worked in a very large zoo, worked with nearly all animasl from Tigers to Lions to Elephants to Spiders Reptiles and fish.
As an apprentice you alwayas start with the fish, the first month or so you do nothing but clean windows :P
Pay is shit as it can be - even worse as an apprentice but the work is so rewarding.

did you read Mein Kampf to the animals you kept? did they disappoint you like your son did?

No, but I read the Turner diaries to a monkey once and he was offended.

Without problems happening can you put in one cage white gorillas, black gorillas, and jewish gorillas?

Lions are okay they are scared mostly and only when they have a chance or are provoked will charge, Elephants are dangerous
as fuck, small cats like Leopards are the most dangerous tho.

We only had one guy who would go into the cage of the gorillas - their sheer size makes them very dangerous.,
Believe it or not Owls are fuck dangerous too - you were not allowed to enter their cage without a helmet on.

I've also handled large crocodiles often, they are okay as long as you have somebody watching your back, you wouldn't touch a salt water croc of course (which we had one) but the Florida swamp aligators are okay, the female was in great shape and would constantly try to sneak up on you from behind when you had to get in to clean windows.