Author Topic: Day in the life of Jay Cutler 2012 (Read 7652 times)

Nails · « **on:** July 31, 2012, 03:34:16 PM »

TEST LAB RAT

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:38:31 PM »

10:45-11:00 AM wake up, shamefully lose boner midway through attempted coitus with wife
11:00-11:30 AM get up, have a shower and some PED
11:30-1:30 PM head to the gym, engage in battle, another shower, more PED
1:30-2:30 PM throw down some BbJ (Beats by Jay), have a shower
2:30-12:00 AM post on getbig under his uberman account, have a shower
12:00 AM have some PED, go to bed.

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:41:38 PM »

where is the man in the lab coat who is always pictured?

Raymondo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:44:21 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 31, 2012, 03:41:38 PM

where is the man in the lab coat who is always pictured?

He had to sit this one out, he was laughing really hard at something.

Perhaps Jay told him a joke. Jay is just full of personality like that.

Metabolic · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:50:53 PM »

There is a graded jug, plastic bottles with coloured liquids in a white room, his product must be the result of years of serious scientific research.

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:53:03 PM »

Jay at it again, boxing his own Dvds, Shirts, Hats , and now tasting his own piss water ... Jay will do anything to save a buck....

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:56:40 PM »

Damn, those arms are a mess

Nails · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:58:40 PM »

How long before Cutlers Midlife Crises really hits him hard, and he starts posting pics of his Sleeve arm Tattoo??

flipper5470 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:00:46 PM »

It's an all white "lab" setting...but the only thing sterile in that enviroment is the goof with the stupid haircut.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:09:51 PM »

what the point of the Glass Measuring Device on the table

$:-\$

that pink one looks like Pepto-Bismol, one sip of that and it will turn your shit black for a week

Hulkotron · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:37:40 PM »

I've heard Jay takes PED that are banned by the International Federation of Bodybuilders

Nails · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 31, 2012, 04:37:40 PM

I've heard Jay takes PED that are banned by the International Federation of Bodybuilders

gakic and leukic

Hulkotron · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 31, 2012, 04:46:29 PM

gakic and leukic

Hmm I'm not sure even Jay would be bold enough to take such a harsh "stack".

tbombz · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:01:36 PM »

haterrrrrrrss... jays day is probably something like this

10iu gh in the morning
breakfast =as much egg whites and hash browns and oatmeal and orange juice as he can take
watch his big screen
mid breakfrast = protein shake and yogurt
watch his big screen
10iu gh
lunch= 4 pieces tilapia and half a large pizza
watch his big screen
early dinner= steak and rice and salad
pin 3cc's of juice in each buttcheek
watch his big screen
dinner= protein shake and yogurt
train
10iu gh
late night meal= 3 double cheeseburgers and large frie and milk shake
watch his big screen
blowjob from wife

sleepy time

get up and do it again

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:10:12 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2012, 03:56:40 PM

Damn, those arms are a mess

QFT... Imagine all the heavy lifting and anabolic invested and you dont see tricep development and the bicep looks like a big lump of oil...

Taking the Nasser,Dillet,Ronnie rure.......

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:11:45 PM »

Did he go from sipping that bullshit to injecting it into his arms??

Hulkotron · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:15:30 PM »

When do you suppose Jay will get a grown-up haircut?

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:16:14 PM »

Btw, Last time I checked he didnt have kids......

who is he making those popsicles for?

WOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 31, 2012, 03:58:40 PM

How long before Cutlers Midlife Crises really hits him hard, and he starts posting pics of his Sleeve arm Tattoo??

You know its coming. I'm guessing both arms will be sleeved within 5 years if he's still kicking.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:17:19 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 31, 2012, 06:01:36 PM

haterrrrrrrss... jays day is probably something like this

10iu gh in the morning
breakfast =as much egg whites and hash browns and oatmeal and orange juice as he can take
watch his big screen
mid breakfrast = protein shake and yogurt
watch his big screen
10iu gh
lunch= 4 pieces tilapia and half a large pizza
watch his big screen
early dinner= steak and rice and salad
pin 3cc's of juice in each buttcheek
watch his big screen
dinner= protein shake and yogurt
train
10iu gh
late night meal= 3 double cheeseburgers and large frie and milk shake
watch his big screen
blowjob from wife

sleepy time

get up and do it again

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins

Tito24 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:38:47 PM »

arms look very small

Anglo · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:00:18 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 31, 2012, 03:38:31 PM

10:45-11:00 AM wake up, shamefully lose boner midway through attempted coitus with wife
11:00-11:30 AM get up, have a shower and some PED
11:30-1:30 PM head to the gym, engage in battle, another shower, more PED
1:30-2:30 PM throw down some BbJ (Beats by Jay), have a shower
2:30-12:00 AM post on getbig under his uberman account, have a shower
12:00 AM have some PED, go to bed.

Hi Kerry, good to see you posting again

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:19:31 AM »

The thread title itself was enough to put me to sleep.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:22:37 AM »

Just imagine he was "officially" on the same level as Arnold....

falco · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2012, 08:15:06 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 31, 2012, 06:15:30 PM

When do you suppose Jay will get a grown-up haircut?

What's the problem with his haircut? I am almost his age and share one like it (except blondness).

It's cool.