Author Topic: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!  (Read 95100 times)

Tito24

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #150 on: August 03, 2012, 02:37:28 AM »
But can he read?

maybe if the letters are big enough, one word each page?

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2012, 02:43:02 AM »
Haha, and in the Polish language on toddler level, combined with pictures

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #152 on: August 03, 2012, 02:46:35 AM »
But can he read?

His schmoe will read to him before bedtime

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #153 on: August 03, 2012, 02:47:19 AM »
yes his schmoe is probably a high judge somewhere

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #154 on: August 03, 2012, 03:00:33 AM »

 :-X

The one in the blue bikini in the pool directly behind him wanted him baaaaaaaad

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #155 on: August 03, 2012, 03:19:13 AM »
The one in the blue bikini in the pool directly behind him wanted him baaaaaaaad

Did you read her mind?

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #156 on: August 03, 2012, 03:29:22 AM »
what a wanker, not jocey at all...

Still don't see why people look up to this generation nothingness


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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #157 on: August 03, 2012, 03:35:11 AM »
Why don't bodybuilders look like him anymore? Now they look worse, are not as strong and they die earlier. Whats the point?

If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board 

You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too. 

Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him,  how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow 

and BLAH BLAH BLAH

Cut the bullshit


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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #158 on: August 03, 2012, 03:38:41 AM »
If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board 

You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too. 

Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him,  how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow 

and BLAH BLAH BLAH

Cut the bullshit



So you just woke up from your daily spermaholic-coma?

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #159 on: August 03, 2012, 03:40:50 AM »
So you just woke up from your daily spermaholic-coma?

I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #160 on: August 03, 2012, 03:46:01 AM »
I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about

Schmoe riding for 45 mins?

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #161 on: August 03, 2012, 03:47:26 AM »
But can he read?

He can - but he needs his schmoe to jizz on a piece of paper and put it into brail form.
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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #162 on: August 03, 2012, 03:48:03 AM »
Schmoe riding for 45 mins?

If schmoe is the code word for your wife I guess so

Sorry we didn't let you watch this time

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #163 on: August 03, 2012, 03:49:38 AM »
I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about

You're right, morning cardio is for the privileged only, the genetic elite as yourself, a concept understandable only to people as bright as you. Could you give me the address of that douchebaggery college you graduated from? I'm thinking of signing in. I'm just afraid my anus is too tight to attend most of their courses.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #164 on: August 03, 2012, 04:09:36 AM »
If schmoe is the code word for your wife I guess so

Sorry we didn't let you watch this time

"Schmoe" is a term for the 65 year old guy who's penis was in your mouth this morning.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #165 on: August 03, 2012, 05:27:16 AM »
Hahahah he just waddles around in the pool. This guy looks like garbage and forever alone.
"forever alone" rofl.  ;D

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #166 on: August 03, 2012, 05:31:04 AM »
Bob Paris had just perfect aesthetics.  I'm surprised he let go of all that musclemass and became a regular person - physique wise.  Is it still G4P if the BB is gay? 

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #167 on: August 03, 2012, 05:32:55 AM »
Looks like a pepperoni pizza thrown in the pool.

Brutal acne.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #168 on: August 03, 2012, 05:35:40 AM »
i dont think you can compare burneika's physique with that of bob paris.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #169 on: August 03, 2012, 05:35:49 AM »
I love how he looks around to "catch" if anyone is watching him.  :D

What an insecure creature.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #170 on: August 03, 2012, 06:01:49 AM »

LOL...


I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself    :D :D :D

Classic. Lol'd!

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #171 on: August 03, 2012, 06:04:18 AM »
So those bitches ignore him but untrained middle-aged men would be all over him like flies on shit.
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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #172 on: August 03, 2012, 07:27:32 AM »
Hahahah he just waddles around in the pool. This guy looks like garbage and forever alone.

Not sure but I think he is married to a hot blonde, saw some pics awhile back.  If it's true it just blew half the shit out of the water.

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #173 on: August 03, 2012, 07:32:19 AM »
So those bitches ignore him but untrained middle-aged men would be all over him like flies on shit.

;D

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Re: Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!
« Reply #174 on: August 03, 2012, 07:54:13 AM »
Is this CRACK fella Burneika?  If so, you need to quit the drugs man. You're stomach is worst than the Octomom 8 months in.  You look like a sad sack of shit.  You could barely lift your hand past your waist to fist pump.  Who the fuck fists pumps and what were you trying to do?  Your inscurities cries as a 5 year old seeking daddy's attention.  Kids probably picked on you and mocked you and you probably though "I'll show them, I'll workout, take lots of drugs and they'll see how I can pick up chicks".  Yet, years and years of canned tuna, chicken breast, blowing judges, needles up the ass, tris, delts, stomach, 10's of thousands spent on chinese phamaceuticals and you look like an utter piece of shit.  You are more pathetic than a 400 pound fatass but at least that fatass would have a personality, would probably be funny to compensate for his fatness but you have no redeeming qualities.  Time to go outside fatboy.