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OneManGang · « **on:** August 06, 2012, 05:21:30 AM »

Aussie man glued to toilet

SYDNEY - AUSTRALIAN police and civic leaders on Monday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers.

A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday.

Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a 'sick joke.'

'I'm disgusted that a gentleman has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny - it's a sick joke,' Cairns City Council community safety committee chair Di Forsyth told the Australian Associated Press.

'I think the community would be outraged and quite rightly so... it's quite a dangerous prank,' she said, calling on members of the public to help identify the perpetrators.

Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim's behind using industrial strength solvents. -- AFP

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:23:14 AM »

Man that would be embarrasing.

booty · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:24:44 AM »

I'm sorry.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:26:57 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:24:44 AM

I'm sorry.

Sorry he didn't know about your chest?

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:27:43 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:24:44 AM

I'm sorry.

It could have been worse booty, imagine you chose that cubicle for breakfast, you would have had to walk into A&E with the seat hanging from your hair (sorry lol)

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:28:03 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on August 06, 2012, 05:26:57 AM

Sorry he didn't know about your chest?

LOL

booty · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:28:16 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on August 06, 2012, 05:26:57 AM

Sorry he didn't know about your chest?

Sorry that I used such a strong industrial glue.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:28:51 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on August 06, 2012, 05:21:30 AM

Aussie man glued to toilet

SYDNEY - AUSTRALIAN police and civic leaders on Monday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers.

A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday.

Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a 'sick joke.'

'I'm disgusted that a gentleman has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny - it's a sick joke,' Cairns City Council community safety committee chair Di Forsyth told the Australian Associated Press.

'I think the community would be outraged and quite rightly so... it's quite a dangerous prank,' she said, calling on members of the public to help identify the perpetrators.

Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim's behind using industrial strength solvents. -- AFP

a getbigger for sure

Donny · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:29:33 AM »

did the Guy at least wipe his arse??

booty · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:30:27 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 06, 2012, 05:27:43 AM

It could have been worse booty, imagine you chose that cubicle for breakfast, you would have had to walk into A&E with the seat hanging from your hair (sorry lol)

I am having a blond moment. Why would I use that cubicle for my breakfast BigCyp?

Please don't let this be a truely sick twisted answer.

booty · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Donny on August 06, 2012, 05:29:33 AM

did the Guy at least wipe his arse??

He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.

OneManGang · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:36:39 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:31:27 AM

He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.

LOL

Donny · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:37:03 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:31:27 AM

He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.

BigCyp · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:39:32 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:30:27 AM

I am having a blond moment. Why would I use that cubicle for my breakfast BigCyp? Please don't let this be a truely sick twisted answer.

Sorry, I mean't to say you went to Mcdonalds and fell over

booty · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:42:49 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 06, 2012, 05:39:32 AM

Sorry, I mean't to say you went to Mcdonalds and fell over

My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream.

Psychopath · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:44:57 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:42:49 AM

My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream.

Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.

Donny · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:46:46 AM »

nothing worse than sitting in a public toilet and you let out a loud fart...

sort of vibrates in the pan....

booty · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:49:05 AM »

Quote from: Psychopath on August 06, 2012, 05:44:57 AM

Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.

I squat, I don't actually sit on a public toilet seat. I just remembered another bad toilet experience. I was in the outback here and there was a big snake wrapped up in the toilet bowl. Needless to say I went to the toilet behind some bushes.

Donny · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:50:24 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:49:05 AM

I squat, I don't actually sit on a public toilet seat. I just remembered another bad toilet experience. I was in the outback here and there was a big snake wrapped up in the toilet bowl. Needless to say I went to the toilet behind some bushes.

fuck sake...that´s crazy.

booty · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:52:50 AM »

Quote from: Donny on August 06, 2012, 05:50:24 AM

fuck sake...that´s crazy.

It's pretty normal for an outback toilet. My dad actually warned me to look in the toilet bowl and luckily I did or I would have had a big snake wrapped around my ass.

BigCyp · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:56:39 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:42:49 AM

My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream.

Lol, reminds me of a time I decided to use an elevator instead of walking up 2 flights of stairs (oh brother

) 2 days after a brutal leg workout and the lift got stuck between floors haha. It was a deserted multistorey car park, about 7pm and when I rang the 'emergency assistance bell' it was just a bell that sounded outside the lift lol.

Long story short, I ended up being 'rescued' by 4 burly firebears

(I tried climbing out the top of the elevator mission impossible style, but didn't bring my handheld laser saw to cut through the steel ceiling

)

Donny · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:58:18 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 05:52:50 AM

It's pretty normal for an outback toilet. My dad actually warned me to look in the toilet bowl and luckily I did or I would have had a big snake wrapped around my ass.

I don´t think i would like it out there. It´s like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??

BigCyp · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2012, 06:01:28 AM »

Quote from: Donny on August 06, 2012, 05:58:18 AM

I don´t think i would like it out there. It´s like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??

Maybe they thought it was Dave Palumbo going for a swim?

booty · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2012, 06:02:36 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 06, 2012, 05:56:39 AM

Lol, reminds me of a time I decided to use an elevator instead of walking up 2 flights of stairs (oh brother ) 2 days after a brutal leg workout and the lift got stuck between floors haha. It was a deserted multistorey car park, about 7pm and when I rang the 'emergency assistance bell' it was just a bell that sounded outside the lift lol.

Long story short, I ended up being 'rescued' by 4 burly firebears (I tried climbing out the top of the elevator mission impossible style, but didn't bring my handheld laser saw to cut through the steel ceiling )

Your legs would have been knackered after climbing like spiderman. That would have been scarey. Imagine if you were locked in the lift with a complete stranger and there was that awkard silence.

BigCyp · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2012, 06:05:26 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 06, 2012, 06:02:36 AM

Your legs would have been knackered after climbing like spiderman. That would have been scarey. Imagine if you were locked in the lift with a complete stranger and there was that awkard silence.

6 minutes and I would be having sex guaranteed.