Getbig member owning people in Australia

[Donny]

Maybe they thought it was Dave Palumbo going for a swim?

  yeah

[booty]

I donīt think i would like it out there. Itīs like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??

My friends talked me into going camping with them during snake breeding season here.  We camped next to a river and almost instantly snakes were appearing.  I made sure my friends never invited me again. I ate all their food, drank their good wine and didn't do any chores like dishes or look for firewood.  The next morning some farmers told us that we had camped next to where a huge black phthon snake lived.  I was trying to talk my gay male friend into getting in the car and driving to airlie beach to stay at a resort and leave our other friends behind.  

[Donny]

My friends talked me into going camping with them during snake breeding season here.  We camped next to a river and almost instantly snakes were appearing.  I made sure my friends never invited me again. I ate all their food, drank their good wine and didn't do any chores like dishes or look for firewood.  The next morning some farmers told us that we had camped next to where a huge black phthon snake lived.  I was trying to talk my gay male friend into getting in the car and driving to airlie beach to stay at a resort and leave our other friends behind.  

Thank fuck i live in Europe

[booty]

Thank fuck i live in Europe

Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here.  I love all the dangerous creatures we have. 

[manuelsonn]

Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here.  I love all the dangerous creatures we have. 

like roid infested midgest with tattos on their almost mature face?

[Donny]

Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here.  I love all the dangerous creatures we have. 

hmmm...in Scotland you could get ripped apart by a mad sheep....you really have to watch!

[booty]

hmmm...in Scotland you could get ripped apart by a mad sheep....you really have to watch!

I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door. 

[BigCyp]

I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door. 

Don't forget you post on getbig, this is also seriously dangerous

[gym**rat]

I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door. 

I am a back door flesh eater as well booty.   

[booty]

Don't forget you post on getbig, this is also seriously dangerous

Oh that's more dangerous than all the creatures in australia.  

[TrueGrit]

I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..

[booty]

I am a back door flesh eater as well booty.   

I probably should get rid of those spiders but then I think I will be taking some poor geckos dinner so I leave them.  

[Donny]

Oh that's more dangerous than all the creatures in australia.  

Been told my snake is a bit dangerous....spits too....

[gym**rat]

I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..

I do the same TrueGrit. The guy in question must love sitting bare ass in warm man pee and poop freckles.

[booty]

I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..

It's probably one of those clear glues.  How would he have got the seat off the toilet to actually ask someone for help?  HAHAHA  

[OneManGang]

I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..

Then your hand would have got stuck

[TrueGrit]

Then your hand would have got stuck

No, it wouldn't.

[gym**rat]

No, it wouldn't.

Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method. 

OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off.   

[booty]

Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method. 

OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off.   

Toilet paper is pretty thin so your hand would get stuck along with the toilet paper.  But better your hand than your bare ass.   

[TrueGrit]

Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method. 

OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off.   

 

[Donny]

what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...

[gym**rat]

what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...

Why does that make me a sick fuck??

[booty]

what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...

That is why you never sit on a toilet seat.   Always do your squats in the gym and develope strong quads and glutes so that you can take a dump squatting/half standing.  This doesn't sound right.    

[TrueGrit]

I treat every public seat like a petri dish of bacteria and disease: piss, shit, STDs, cum.. Grab a wad of paper and wipe it down. Then lay sheets of paper on the seat and do what needs to be done.

I can't imagine doing any different. I even use paper to touch the door handles and flush. I'm almost OCD in those hell holes.

[gym**rat]

That is why you never sit on a toilet seat.   Always do your squats in the gym and develope strong quads and glutes so that you can take a dump squatting/half standing.  This doesn't sound right.    

What do you do if you know it is going to be a spray shit? You know, the kind of shit that is like putting your thumb over the garden hose. You can't hover in that circumstance. You will have a ring of shit spray on your legs.

Sorry, I just like thinking things out.