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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #100 on: August 10, 2012, 06:04:01 PM »
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on August 10, 2012, 02:45:10 AM
Hahahahaha good one  ;D

It must be hard for him though, can you imagine how many times he's misjudged the bar to nose clearance when doing military press on the smith!

My wife always reminds me that my brother in law is a plastic surgeon and that I have options ;D
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2012, 07:08:27 PM »
i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2012, 10:58:46 PM »
Today? Foot massage.  :-[
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2012, 03:15:17 AM »
Quote from: njflex on August 10, 2012, 07:08:27 PM
i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....

haha great story
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #105 on: August 13, 2012, 07:10:37 AM »
Went to a Journey concert :-[
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #106 on: August 13, 2012, 07:22:19 AM »
Agreed with my wife that our 22 year-old amazon waitress with the 1977 era Lynda Carter body should probbaly dress less provacatively at work.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #107 on: August 13, 2012, 07:44:57 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 13, 2012, 07:10:37 AM
Went to a Journey concert :-[
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN,,,
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #108 on: August 13, 2012, 07:52:00 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on August 10, 2012, 10:58:46 PM
Today? Foot massage.  :-[

Did you get thrown out the balcony window?

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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #109 on: August 13, 2012, 09:00:55 AM »
Nicest thing I ever did for a woman was drop the charges.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #110 on: August 13, 2012, 09:04:23 AM »
Quote from: snx on August 13, 2012, 07:52:00 AM
Did you get thrown out the balcony window?



Well played :-)
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #111 on: August 13, 2012, 09:25:08 AM »
Sucked her cock.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #112 on: August 13, 2012, 09:39:47 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 13, 2012, 07:10:37 AM
Went to a Journey concert :-[

Nothing that features Neal fuckin' Schon can be seen as gay. Or that level of musical chops among band members, for that matter.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #113 on: August 13, 2012, 10:32:33 AM »
Quote from: njflex on August 10, 2012, 07:08:27 PM
i was kid 20 got a buzz on and girl i was seeing broke up and i was nutty that night ,,knocked on her window 1 or so in morning ,,after few minutes walked back to my car ,,fucking cops show up throw me against car ,,she comes out realizes its me tells cop its ok at same time her new guy shows up and he's consoling her ,,i looked like a tool,,,well now she makes local news 20 yrs later stealing and embezzel some local co's and facing some serious jail time....

LOL  ;D
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #114 on: August 13, 2012, 10:45:36 AM »
Quote from: papercut on August 09, 2012, 03:01:32 AM
gayest thing probably that one time I acted as a cuckold and licked the black thugs seed from the floor (no homo)

Someone's been watching too many of those types of flix.  ;D
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #115 on: August 13, 2012, 10:47:46 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on August 09, 2012, 05:11:51 AM
Going to request a 3rd for BigCyp poem ;D I once wiped my cock on a gfs face towel because she said her curtai ns were getting too dirty
That's what their pillow cases are for.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #116 on: August 13, 2012, 10:54:32 AM »
Rimmed her  ???
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #117 on: August 13, 2012, 11:11:24 AM »
washed her car and shit
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #118 on: August 13, 2012, 11:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Option D on August 13, 2012, 11:11:24 AM
washed her car and shit

You shit in or on her car?
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #119 on: August 13, 2012, 01:59:47 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on August 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM
My wife always reminds me that my brother in law is a plastic surgeon and that I have options ;D


Hahaha, yes always good to have a back up plan  ;D
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2012, 03:53:53 PM »
Quote from: snx on August 13, 2012, 07:52:00 AM
Did you get thrown out the balcony window?


lol
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2012, 04:34:06 PM »
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2012, 04:34:26 PM »
Quote from: papercut on August 09, 2012, 03:01:32 AM
gayest thing probably that one time I acted as a cuckold and licked the black thugs seed from the floor (no homo)

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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2012, 05:37:25 PM »
She took more than five seconds to get up and get me a beer, and I didn't backhand her.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2012, 09:42:07 PM »
I went to the store to buy some stuff for her to cook during the game today.
She gets me with my pet name and being all nice and shit.  >:(
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