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Twinks of the Y...
« on: August 09, 2012, 07:21:47 PM »
Worth getting involved with a 28-year-old (29 in 3 months) girl?

Something about biological clocks and all that jazz.....


What say you?

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 07:23:59 PM »
Why not? Age has shit all to do with it.
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 07:28:05 PM »
Why not? Age has shit all to do with it.

You're most likely right. However, my maturity level hovers around that of 12/13 years old.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 07:29:45 PM »
You're most likely right. However, my maturity level hovers around that of 12/13 years old.

Speaking from experience, that is most likely not going to change.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 07:30:42 PM »
Speaking from experience, that is most likely not going to change.

Haha, she's an NYC girl so I suppose you can knock a few years off as they seem to act much younger than people out here in the boonies.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 07:42:59 PM »
You're most likely right. However, my maturity level hovers around that of 12/13 years old.


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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2012, 07:45:21 PM »
You're most likely right. However, my maturity level hovers around that of 12/13 years old.

LOL, well she must see something in you to be hanging out with you......or is she your babysitter?
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 07:47:50 PM »
LOL, well she must see something in you to be hanging out with you......or is she your babysitter?


Most likely a school teacher with a pedo fetish.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 07:49:22 PM »
LOL, well she must see something in you to be hanging out with you......or is she your babysitter?

Take my personality on here and transcribe it into real life. It's a winning combination. Throw in my 195-pound twinkish swimmer's physique and it's over.

It's just foreign territory for me. Oldest chick I've ever dealt with has been 25. Never one older than me.


Most likely a school teacher with a pedo fetish.

LOL. She's actually a special ed teacher. She's kind of a, I guess you could say hipster, which works for me. Much more interesting than the typical generic 20s-something chick.



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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2012, 07:49:59 PM »

Most likely a school teacher with a pedo fetish.
Maybe it's one of those weird situations were she's being nice to him so he'll mow her yard and he thinks she's flirting with him. How awkward will that be when he asks her out? :D
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 07:51:30 PM »
Maybe it's one of those weird situations were she's being nice to him so he'll mow her yard and he thinks she's flirting with him. How awkward will that be when he asks her out? :D

No, dick. She actually invited me down there this weekend. I was planning on next weekend as I have (had) a beer olympics scheduled for Saturday.

This thread was a bad idea. Ron, Clavin! Delete please!

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2012, 07:54:16 PM »
LOL. She's actually a special ed teacher. She's kind of a, I guess you could say hipster, which works for me. Much more interesting than the typical generic 20s-something chick.




Are you one of her students?  ;D

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2012, 07:55:19 PM »
Are you one of her students?  ;D

Haha, I'm a pretty wired guy but I'm pretty sure I check off as normal.





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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2012, 07:56:31 PM »
Haha, I'm a pretty wired guy but I'm pretty sure I check off as normal.





I'm getting brutalized in this thread. Feels like the old days circa 4 years ago.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2012, 07:57:40 PM »
No, dick. She actually invited me down there this weekend. I was planning on next weekend as I have (had) a beer olympics scheduled for Saturday.

This thread was a bad idea. Ron, Clavin! Delete please!
Quit being a pussy and let her pop your cherry!! ;D

Let's see.......beer......gett ing laid.......beer......get ting laid....

Are you sure you're not one of her students?
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2012, 07:59:00 PM »
Quit being a pussy and let her pop your cherry!! ;D

Let's see.......beer......gett ing laid.......beer......get ting laid....

Are you sure you're not one of her students?

Hahaha. Christ, I didn't say I was contemplating a fucking beer olympics over pussy. What is this, Clavin and his softball?

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2012, 07:59:53 PM »
Don't pick on Clavin, he pulled his ass running the bases in softball.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2012, 08:00:00 PM »
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2012, 08:02:42 PM »
Don't pick on Clavin, he pulled his ass running the bases in softball.
Maybe he should keep his legs closed when sliding into second??
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2012, 08:09:32 PM »
Maybe he should keep his legs closed when sliding into second??

That's asking a lot.

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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2012, 07:24:47 AM »
Maybe he should keep his legs closed when sliding into second??

lol at Calvin actually reaching second.
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2012, 07:27:24 AM »
She's kind of a, I guess you could say hipster,

Have you two talked Politics?  This could be interesting.
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2012, 07:32:39 AM »
Fury - two things.

1.  Just go for it and don't sweat it.  See what happens.

2.  Fuck you for saying a 29 year old is old.
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2012, 11:35:54 AM »
fuck her while screaming and mouthing extreme obscenities in her ear

when you come start weeping gently and leave without saying a word

she will worship you until eternity

you are welcome  8)
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Re: Twinks of the Y...
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2012, 04:56:59 AM »


This thread was a bad idea. Ron, Clavin! Delete please!


Delete! ???...Hell I'm thinking of making this a sticky :D