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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2012, 09:29:16 AM »
About half the events should be eliminated

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 09:29:24 AM »
yes WTF? any straight man wouldnt do that

It is actually really tough...Like running but 1 foot must touch the ground at all times.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racewalking

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 09:37:01 AM »
ok, the socalled olympic games are in honour of the antique greek festival games in olympia.

now think ancient greece and compare how the following disciplines agree with the original spirit:

-archery, yeah, ok, this is can see

-athletics,ok, this is legit

-badmington, surely the old greeks didnt play this

-basketball, i dont think this was invented back then

-beach volleyball.no comment, theres no beach on mount olympus

-boxing, this i can see, in some ancient form

-canoe, rather not, sailing wasnt so invented back then,was it

-cycling(not gear), mountainbike was probably a donkey back then, bmx was surely not around

-diving, lol people didnt know what is swimming back then, but maybe they did engage in diving off cliffs anyway

-equestrian, now as crazy as it may sound, this is one of the sports close to the original ones back then.

-fencing, yeah,i can see this in some similiar form, with swords or so.

-football, hell no

-gymnastics, maybe, the wounded losers from sword fights rolling around in pain, maybe that was the origin of gymnastics

-handball, maybe originated from ppl throwing stuff with hands at athletes they disliked or something, but not as a sport, what would they have been throwing, stones?

-hockey. ::)

-judo....maybe, something similiar, done exclusively by homosexuals, like today

-modern phentatlon, wtf is this?and the term modern dont agree with the original spirit by default

-rowing, dont think so

-sailing, surely not, where to, with what?

-shooting, self explainatory by timeline of invention of shooting devices

-swimming, yeah, where?

-synchronised swimming, no way this existed back then

-table tennis, tennis, what would be the rackets?eskimo shoes?

-taekwondo, if an ancient greek wouldve heard this word hed think its something to eat

-trampoline, on what would they do this?donkeyfur?

-triathlon, see bycycles

-volleyball, uhm, dont think they had both beach and indoor volleyball.

-water polo :-\

-weightlifting, wrestling, these 2 i can imagine were originaly done.

so much for whats left of the spirit





We shouldn't expect all of the olympic games today to mirror the games from ancient times. They did the sports that were common for them, we do the sports common for us. Things have evolved.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 09:37:12 AM »
badminton

or as samuel l jackson puts it

"Badmuthafugginmition"

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 09:37:48 AM »
Equestrian Dressage

Imagine a person sitting atop a horse as it prances, pirouettes and jumps unnaturally around a ring. Congratulations! You've just envisioned the dumbest "sport" of the Olympic games

x2.  And who is doing the work?  The rider?  I don't think so.  Does anyone consider the horse rider in Dressage an athlete?  ???

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2012, 09:38:04 AM »
SPEED WALKING

thats not a real sport is it?

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2012, 09:41:02 AM »
that housewives "sport" called "curling" ::)

Curling should be a sport

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2012, 09:43:13 AM »
Hercules was a hell of a wind surfer...

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2012, 10:34:42 AM »
Horse dancing and team sports should go. 

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2012, 10:37:14 AM »
Equestrian Dressage

Imagine a person sitting atop a horse as it prances, pirouettes and jumps unnaturally around a ring. Congratulations! You've just envisioned the dumbest "sport" of the Olympic games



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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2012, 10:48:51 AM »
Olympics should be all about :
1- Track and field
2-Swimming
3-Gymnastic
4-Weight Lifting
5- Plus some minor REAL HARD TOUGH SPORT that do not get recognition outside the Olympic Event : like Rowing , Wrestling and Water Polo.
There is no reason for other BULLSHIT SPORTS.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2012, 10:53:41 AM »
We shouldn't expect all of the olympic games today to mirror the games from ancient times. They did the sports that were common for them, we do the sports common for us. Things have evolved.

So.....is that a vote for "Schmoe Wrestling"?  ;D

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2012, 10:56:35 AM »
Equestrian
speed walking
soccer
A

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2012, 11:09:17 AM »
Equestrian
speed walking
soccer
soccer? ok football ..na that is a sport, ok they are poofs kicking a ball but still fit...and Judo is a very hard sport. I swear the first time i got a strangle hold on me and nearly passed out...trust me Judo is hard training.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2012, 11:13:29 AM »
It is actually really tough...Like running but 1 foot must touch the ground at all times.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racewalking

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2012, 11:17:11 AM »
they think the horse is happy, as in theire doing them good ::)

i dont particularly like these people either.

they think makes them posh.
  :) you know the score

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2012, 11:19:09 AM »
Wrestling between the same sexes

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2012, 11:49:26 AM »
Basketball.  Allowing NBA players is like having professional athletes in the special Olympics

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2012, 11:54:09 AM »
and when they dress up in these equestrian trousers with wider formed hips ::)

as if that were functional in any way, they dont need these trousers, they have the fat there anyway ;D

i wish every one of these daughters whos given a horse as present by rich or semi rich parents falls in love with a black gangbanger ;D

not just most ridiculous sport, also amongst the most pathetic hobbies.

i guess they like the rhytmical movement of the horses spine between their legs(twat area)
hmmm...i love horse meat ;D

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2012, 12:00:20 PM »
Trampoline.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2012, 01:20:05 PM »
Synchronised Equestriampoline is the epitome of ridicule.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2012, 01:22:22 PM »
I was hoping to see some weightlifting and they had men's synchronized diving. WTF, I had to go on Xhamster to ungay myself.

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2012, 01:26:22 PM »
IMNSHO that dancing shit, with balls, hulu hoops and batons, that nbc has on now is worthless. Thank god, almost, msnbc has soccer on, at least SOCCER is a sport

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Re: Most rediculous Olympic Sport - what's your vote?
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2012, 01:43:16 PM »
As with everything, also the olympics get more bloated as time goes by.
Many fillers, but as long as stuff like boxing, gymnastics and "?" is involved it's ok in my book.
Friend of mine watched boxing at the Olympics and it was a blast according to her - the brits in the audience ripped the foreign boxers a new one + the atmosphere was stellar.
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