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The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« on: August 10, 2012, 09:57:44 PM »
First it was apparent in Kuclo, now the overall 2012 USA winner? What causes this, being left out past expiration?



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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2012, 07:14:20 AM »
Well it can't be not being shredded enough since they always look better x weeks out, so it must be some kind of last minute antic. Same reasoning for the drugs, they are on the same stuff x weeks out.

I'm voting on major carb loading with or without insulin. Mostly with insulin probably these days. Possibly with a touch of diuretic to make sure the look is spoiled entirely.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2012, 07:17:24 AM »
The solution of course is what I have been saying for years, DON'T do any of that last minute bullshit. If you look great 1-2 weeks out, simply coast in and don't try to improve on what is already good as it is.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 07:19:15 AM »
What are you talking about? The way that the spray-tan and oil dries?

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 07:20:05 AM »
The solution of course is what I have been saying for years, DON'T do any of that last minute bullshit. If you look great 1-2 weeks out, simply coast in and don't try to improve on what is already good as it is.

You are speaking from your years of professional bodybuilding experience, right?

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2012, 07:23:28 AM »
You are speaking from your years of professional bodybuilding experience, right?

Correct  ;) Come on, it's not exactly rocket science. Although people who profit from making it so would gladly make you believe it is.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 07:28:07 AM »
Correct  ;) Come on, it's not exactly rocket science. Although people who profit from making it so would gladly make you believe it is.

I'll leave the professional bodybuilding to the professional bodybuilders. They've been actually competing for years, they know a thing or two about what works for them.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 07:50:54 AM »
Considering that screw-ups are more the norm than the exception, I highly doubt that. Most are just doing something and hope it'll work. They have no clue most of the time.

Soemone like say Dorian, yes, he knew what he was doing and why he was doing it.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2012, 07:55:34 AM »
Iv seen this happen several times before, this guy has waaaaaaaay too much tan on, thats what does it

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2012, 08:01:16 AM »
What exactly is this glazed donut-phenomenon by the way? Because I might have commented on something else than the question. I thought it stood for basically the watery look.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2012, 08:20:00 AM »
That's what I thought...guy has a film of water that blurs everything.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2012, 08:28:08 AM »
That's what I thought...guy has a film of water that blurs everything.

Idd. I can't imagine him having rubbed on so much fake tan that it has this as a consequence. He can't possibly be THAT retarded.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2012, 08:30:35 AM »
He certainly doesn't look like this

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2012, 08:53:07 AM »
Same thing can be said for Wolf.  He always looks huge, dry and diced 2 weeks out.  Then he shows up on stage and looks like he lost 20 lbs, and smooth as a babies ass.  I agree, they're trying the last minute, "carb loading", water depletion shit.  If you look good 2 weeks out, leave it alone.  Keep eating the same shit everyday, throw on your tan, and hit the stage.   ???

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2012, 08:54:04 AM »
Same thing can be said for Wolf.  He always looks huge, dry and diced 2 weeks out.  Then he shows up on stage and looks like he lost 20 lbs, and smooth as a babies ass.  I agree, they're trying the last minute, "carb loading", water depletion shit.  If you look good 2 weeks out, leave it alone.  Keep eating the same shit everyday, throw on your tan, and hit the stage.   ???

Exactly. It's hilarious that it has become the norm rather than the exception nowadays. They ALL do it  ::)

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 09:18:40 AM »
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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 09:21:55 AM »
Strange, maybe the drugs are rearing their ugly head via water retention that you can't get rid of.
I think twisting the pinky a bit more during curls could squeeze out that extra water?
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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 10:17:48 AM »
  Creepy

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 10:23:48 AM »

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 10:24:25 AM »
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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 10:36:52 AM »
He certainly doesn't look like this


True, he looks like this now:



or this ..


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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »
No suffering on the diet for the guys today........they all want to weigh 280 pounds onstage...........even if they shouldn`t.

So you get to pick from a bunch of smooth waterlogged guys...........the one who is not the smoothest wins.

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 10:59:09 AM »
True, he looks like this now:



or this ..



everybody on here will eventually look like one of those, so what the fuck is your point ? Are you immortal?

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2012, 11:04:32 AM »
No one is immortal...but do you think the last thought in Andreas Munzer's head before he died an early death was "yeah...looking diced and dry on stage was worth it"

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Re: The "Glazed Donut" Phenomenon
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2012, 11:20:52 AM »
True, he looks like this now:



or this ..



True, but he died for us bitches  >:( >:(
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