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Tito24

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2012, 03:35:35 AM »
yes groink looks impressive for a guy in his sixties.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2012, 03:37:14 AM »
Groink is cool. Hard to tell from words on a computer screen but he seems like a decent guy.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2012, 03:58:43 AM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on August 14, 2012, 02:23:18 AM
leave g thang out of this

Nothing about Groink that shouts out dime piece tranny.  Looks like a damn man to me.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2012, 04:44:37 AM »
Groink doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down 50 times.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2012, 05:03:26 AM »
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Groink jumps out.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2012, 05:24:14 AM »
London 2012, the events and medals was just a time to reflect on what Groink has already acheived in the gym.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2012, 05:44:45 AM »
Incidentally, athletes are banned by the IOC from touching Groink as he is more anabolic than testosterone patches.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2012, 05:48:06 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on August 14, 2012, 03:35:35 AM
yes groink looks impressive for a guy in his sixties.
Better than Arnold.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2012, 06:01:05 AM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on August 13, 2012, 06:46:04 PM
Its about time this solid getbiger gets his own thread. Always sharing his wisdom and useful experiences, and he rarely trolls (unless you are a 120lbs ab shooting twink or have a name that starts with sherief and ends with shalaby). Many times after reading his posts I get the feeling that he is like older brother I never had, true story. And he never posts shit about things he doesnt know about, a trait very rare around these parts that I really admire.


Hi Groink!
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2012, 06:42:54 AM »
The Groink vs Team Nasser threads were like those old wrestling bouts where Andre the Giant took on, like, 10 guys. The outcome is never in doubt, but very amusing.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #60 on: August 14, 2012, 06:43:21 AM »
Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #61 on: August 14, 2012, 06:43:50 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 14, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.
LOL....
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BigCyp

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2012, 07:53:57 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 14, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Somewhere Groink is listening to Depeche Mode on his walkman and destroying tiny-tits.

Hahaha yes, i'll bet Groink is carrying a badass aluminium sony that has a reverse playback button
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Tito24

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #63 on: August 14, 2012, 08:51:17 AM »
he has an option on his sony to compose his own music, to play it and to sell it on itunes.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #64 on: August 14, 2012, 08:53:01 AM »
Booty was actually flat chested until Groink took a dump on her chest
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #65 on: August 14, 2012, 08:54:02 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on August 14, 2012, 08:51:17 AM
he has an option on his sony to compose his own music, to play it and to sell it on itunes.

Groink doesn't compose music, he tells it the fuck what to do.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2012, 09:10:13 AM »
He's a solid Marine.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2012, 09:20:15 AM »
Groink is a good looking man who probably has a rather large, veiny, calloused penis.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2012, 09:21:41 AM »
I heard that Billy Smith actually measured Groink's BF% at 0.01. It happened at Gold's Venice, I believe.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2012, 09:24:30 AM »
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia

Fear of tight spaces is chlaustrophobia

Fear of Groink is called Logic
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2012, 09:26:54 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on August 14, 2012, 09:21:41 AM
I heard that Billy Smith actually measured Groink's BF% at 0.01. It happened at Gold's Venice, I believe.

was that in 93 by any chance tommy
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2012, 09:36:14 AM »
groinktropin
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2012, 09:37:09 AM »
groinkzilla
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #73 on: August 14, 2012, 09:40:06 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on August 14, 2012, 05:44:45 AM
Incidentally, athletes are banned by the IOC from touching Groink as he is more anabolic than testosterone patches.

I understand Groink was banned from the 2012 Olympics, the mere sight of him turns female athletes into she-beasts.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #74 on: August 14, 2012, 09:41:51 AM »
van damme only approached groinks girl as an excuse to get into a threesome with him
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