Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 28539 times)

Raymondo · « **Reply #75 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:43:39 AM »

Haha, Van Damme actually sent his bodybuards to approach Groink, Groink just assumed they were going for his girlfiend.

bigmc · « **Reply #76 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:44:47 AM »

gargrionktuan

BigCyp · « **Reply #77 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:46:53 AM »

Seeing Groink on arm day at Golds Sydney, was the inspiration behind Kylie Minogue's I should be so lucky hit single

Tito24 · « **Reply #78 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:47:36 AM »

when i was in a bar in the outskirts of bangkok, i suddenly saw groink sitting on one of the tables sipping from a red wine. when i looked again he was gone. i rubbed my eyes and was confused, the bartender was asking me for the third time if i wanted another beer. still confused i nodded and was soon distracted by the russian striptease dancer that was obviously flirting with me.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #79 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:49:00 AM »

hulks hollywood CG model was generated using lee priests physique after the producers realized groinks was just too big for the character

Raymondo · « **Reply #80 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:50:06 AM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on August 14, 2012, 09:49:00 AM

hulks hollywood CG model was generated after lee priest physique after the producers realized groink was just too big for the character

haha, quality

TrueGrit · « **Reply #81 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:50:41 AM »

I heard that Groink was going to star in "The Groink Ultimatum" but the cameras were too scared to point at him and the production got shelved.

bigmc · « **Reply #82 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:51:24 AM »

tygroinkasaurus rex

njflex · « **Reply #83 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:51:57 AM »

GROINKS HEAD IS NOW BEING ADDED TO 'MT RUSHMORE'

BigCyp · « **Reply #84 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:55:46 AM »

Kanye West ended up dating KIm Kardashian because his agents could't get in contact with Groink.

bigmc · « **Reply #85 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:02:23 AM »

g - giant

r - roided

o - out

i - internet

i - narcissistic

k - king

tommywishbone · « **Reply #86 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:03:08 AM »

Because of Groink's dislike for boots, the entire Country of Italy is now being covered with a giant artificial pant leg.

BigCyp · « **Reply #87 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:04:18 AM »

Saddam Hussein hid in a storm drain because his soldiers told him the Yanks were coming and he thought they said 'Groink' was coming

TrueGrit · « **Reply #88 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:04:51 AM »

Girls have got pregnant just thinking about Groink.

Shockwave · « **Reply #89 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:05:20 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 14, 2012, 10:04:18 AM

Saddam Hussein hid in a storm drain because his soldiers told him the Yanks were coming and he thought they said 'Groink' was coming

Groink was actually the Ranger that shot Pat Tillman, mother fucker shouldn't have been hitting on his girl.

JasonH · « **Reply #90 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:06:42 AM »

I've read the word "Groink" so much today it has now lost all meaning.

Shockwave · « **Reply #91 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:07:39 AM »

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Groink allows to live.

njflex · « **Reply #92 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:10:05 AM »

THE KARDASHIANS ARE RENAMING THERE SHOW THE 'GROINKDASHIANS'.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #93 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:10:17 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on August 14, 2012, 10:07:39 AM

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Groink allows to live.

lol

Bam-bam · « **Reply #94 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:12:50 AM »

steroids are produced by injecting groink in water vials

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #95 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:14:31 AM »

Groink's penis...

That covers it all,
"1"

njflex · « **Reply #96 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:21:12 AM »

MARKY MARKS SUPP LINE 'MARKED'HAS BEEN TAKEN OF THE SHELVES AND REPLACED WITH 'GROINKED'

BigCyp · « **Reply #97 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:25:07 AM »

The Jonestown Massacre happened when everyone found out Groink wasn't in fact waiting in Guyana to greet them

Hulkotron · « **Reply #98 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:28:44 AM »

Groink sleeps eight hours a night

Well he's pretty normal in that regard.

BigCyp · « **Reply #99 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:32:41 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on August 14, 2012, 10:28:44 AM

Groink sleeps eight hours a night

Well he's pretty normal in that regard.

Groink never sleeps, he visits the matrix for 8 hour shifts as a contractor teaching agents how to fight