Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 28348 times)

Shockwave · « **Reply #100 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:35:34 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 14, 2012, 10:32:41 AM

Groink never sleeps, he visits the matrix for 8 hour shifts as a contractor teaching agents how to fight

Lol, original.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #101 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:37:01 AM »

Groink's poop is accepted as currency in half of the G8 countries.

Raymondo · « **Reply #102 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:39:18 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on August 14, 2012, 10:37:01 AM

Groink's poop is accepted as currency in half of the G8 countries.

Groink's turds are worshipped in third world countries, Romania included.

bigmc · « **Reply #103 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:40:03 AM »

Groinks posts are translated into over 50 languages

Hulkotron · « **Reply #104 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:44:45 AM »

Groink once breastfed a dead hobo back to life in the 1970s. His name was Steve Jobs.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #105 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:46:09 AM »

Groink's abacus only has 1 bead.

bike nut · « **Reply #106 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:46:33 AM »

Groink has a life-sized ventriloquist doll.....it lives in Romania and he calls it Sevastase.

njflex · « **Reply #107 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:47:58 AM »

GROINK SLEPT IN AN OXYGEN CHAMBER IN THE 80/90'S ONLY TO AWAKE TO MICHAEL JACKSON DIDDLING HIS NOODLE....

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #108 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:50:02 AM »

I'm fucking dying over here.

bike nut · « **Reply #109 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:54:45 AM »

Quote from: Groink on August 14, 2012, 10:50:02 AM

I'm fucking dying over here.

Groink touched MC Hammer........true story.

Tito24 · « **Reply #110 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:57:49 AM »

groink is so poor he cant even pay attention.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #111 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:00:01 AM »

the only thing missing is sevastase to start crying because as usual, he acts like a jealous teenage girl whenever someone else is getting some attention around here. he must be the middle child or something

bike nut · « **Reply #112 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:00:40 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 14, 2012, 10:25:07 AM

The Jonestown Massacre happened when everyone found out Groink wasn't in fact waiting in Guyana to greet them

Not entirely true.....the Jonestown Massacre was what was left of a "Team Nasser" meeting after Groink got done with those tiny tits.

bike nut · « **Reply #113 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:07:28 AM »

Quote from: Groink on August 14, 2012, 11:00:01 AM

the only thing missing is sevastase to start crying because as usual, he acts like a jealous teenage girl whenever someone else is getting some attention around here. he must be the middle child or something

Spermtaster poses in corduroy sport coats in a variety of hotel lobbies.......

njflex · « **Reply #114 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:21:29 AM »

THE TERM 'FREUDIAN SLIP HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH GROINKEUDIAN SLIP...

ChristopherA · « **Reply #115 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:21:42 AM »

Quote from: 99 Bananas on August 14, 2012, 02:13:01 AM

lol flintsones owned

Yeah he owned him good.

Except Flint is twice his size at 19 and has all his hair. Sev's bitch ass cant even take over a gram of gear before his shit genetics start rebelling against him. He's got Groink's pic in his avi showing, just showing how much Mighty Groink owns his mind. Sev=fail

ChristopherA · « **Reply #116 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:24:19 AM »

The boogeyman checks under the bed for Groink every night

bigmc · « **Reply #117 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:25:15 AM »

Groink taught Phelps how to swim

TrueGrit · « **Reply #118 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:28:25 AM »

Kim Jong-il died when he saw Groink in a tank-top.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #119 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:29:58 AM »

Death smiles at us all. Only Groink smiles back.

njflex · « **Reply #120 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:30:27 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 14, 2012, 11:25:15 AM

Groink taught Phelps how to swim

GROIKS SWIMS UPSTREAM LIKE A SALMON THAT HOW HE LEARNED...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #121 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:35:36 AM »

The only time Chuck Norris empties his bowels is when he hears the name "Groink" mentioned.

Tito24 · « **Reply #122 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:54:30 AM »

groink is so poor he licks other peoples fingers in mac donalds.

CalvinH · « **Reply #123 on:** August 14, 2012, 12:39:34 PM »

I'm protesting this thread until I'm made a don

Nirvana · « **Reply #124 on:** August 14, 2012, 12:40:03 PM »

"Fatpanda" by Groink