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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #125 on: August 14, 2012, 12:59:35 PM »
There is no Chuck Norris - there is only Groink with a beard.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #126 on: August 14, 2012, 01:03:26 PM »
There is no Chuck Norris - there is only Groink with a beard.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #127 on: August 14, 2012, 01:18:41 PM »
superbad 2 is being filmed and they added a new character groink mcluvin his horny uncle,,,

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #128 on: August 14, 2012, 01:22:59 PM »
Groink has that look like he is going to whack somebody.  "Whack" means something different to everyone.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #129 on: August 14, 2012, 01:30:26 PM »
groink doesnt juice on sundays since its the sabboth
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #130 on: August 14, 2012, 01:34:37 PM »
weights get bigger just by looking at Groink

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #131 on: August 14, 2012, 01:46:19 PM »
groink only worries about not jacking off and no steroid sundays
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #132 on: August 14, 2012, 01:47:48 PM »
NEW FITNESS SHOW OUT SOON GROINK LALANNE HE ADOPTED THE LAST NAME PLUS BLUE SPANDEX JUMPSHOOT JACK WORE...

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #133 on: August 14, 2012, 02:06:38 PM »
Groink once serviced 1000 Ugandan Sailors in 10 minutes down by the pier.He was never invited again as his multiple orgasms are believed to have caused the Japanese Tsunami.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #134 on: August 14, 2012, 04:20:00 PM »
Tim Tebow got a phone call from Jesus but put him on hold because he thought Groink was calling.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #135 on: August 14, 2012, 04:23:24 PM »
In the movie Pumping Iron, Arnold was forced to change his shirt(because of copyright infringement) that stated "Groink is numeral uno"...So he went with his backup shirt "arnold is numeral uno)

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #136 on: August 14, 2012, 04:28:31 PM »
Groink has lifted more weight in pounds than there are dollars in the National Deficit x10.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #137 on: August 14, 2012, 04:39:55 PM »
I'm protesting this thread until I'm made a don >:(
Yet another list you`ll never make my friend!  LOL  ;D

Just kidding Clav......you look great,but you`re no Groink !  ;)

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #138 on: August 14, 2012, 04:44:15 PM »
Groink and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter---
Groink came down with two fifty

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #139 on: August 14, 2012, 04:59:41 PM »
One time, Groink shit out a watermelon.....just to win a bet.  ;D

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #140 on: August 14, 2012, 05:09:39 PM »
I heard that Groink had an "all you can eat" contest a few years back and 100 women came back for seconds.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #141 on: August 14, 2012, 05:16:45 PM »
Groink has lifted more weight in pounds than there are dollars in the National Deficit x10.

It was the National Debt.  Groink forgives your slow-wittedness because he can.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #142 on: August 14, 2012, 05:25:15 PM »
It was the National Debt.  Groink forgives your slow-wittedness because he can.
No.  I wasn`t referring to the total National Debt.  Groink is strong, but not THAT strong.

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What is the Deficit?
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Although the federal deficit is the amount each year by which federal outlays in the federal budget exceed federal receipts, the gross federal debt increases each year by substantially more than the amount of the deficit each year. That is because a substantial amount of federal borrowing is not counted in the budget. See here.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #143 on: August 14, 2012, 05:26:40 PM »
A getbig legend, no doubt about it.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #144 on: August 14, 2012, 06:41:18 PM »
groink in a role reversal landscapes only  homes owned by mexicans.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #145 on: August 14, 2012, 06:46:41 PM »
Megatron transforms into a pink Prius at the mere mention of Groink's name.

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #146 on: August 14, 2012, 07:03:35 PM »
Bob Chicks very first getbig posting was:

"its only groink if you want it to be"

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #147 on: August 14, 2012, 07:06:03 PM »
Mike Ditka stole his hairstyle from Groink.... ;D

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #148 on: August 14, 2012, 07:14:42 PM »
Groink flung the Mars rover into space and then used his iPhone to land and fix it.  (the mission control video with the mohawk guy is a fake.)

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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #149 on: August 14, 2012, 07:59:18 PM »
Since 1996, France has accidentally surrendered to Groink 14 times.