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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #150 on: August 14, 2012, 08:02:05 PM »
WTF is Groink handing out $100 bills for compliments or something?
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #151 on: August 14, 2012, 08:03:20 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 14, 2012, 07:59:18 PM
Since 1996, France has accidentally surrendered to Groink 14 times.

those were no accidents.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #152 on: August 14, 2012, 08:11:46 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 14, 2012, 08:02:05 PM
WTF is Groink handing out $100 bills for compliments or something?

The movie Fight Club is a documentary on Groink's year in Kindergarten.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #153 on: August 14, 2012, 08:27:01 PM »
you know chaos is jelly when he doesnt answers with his standard "outed" post
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #154 on: August 14, 2012, 08:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on August 14, 2012, 08:27:01 PM
you know chaos is jelly when he doesnt answers with his standard "outed" post
I wouldn't know where to start with this thread. :-\
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #155 on: August 14, 2012, 08:41:54 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 14, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
I wouldn't know where to start with this thread. :-\

Chaos doesn't know where to start with this thread because Groink hasn't told him what his opinion will be yet.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #156 on: August 14, 2012, 08:43:14 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 14, 2012, 08:41:54 PM
Chaos doesn't know where to start with this thread because Groink hasn't told him what his opinion will be yet.
LOL good one, Dyke Kunt.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #157 on: August 14, 2012, 08:48:24 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 14, 2012, 08:43:14 PM
LOL good one, Dyke Kunt.

Haters gonna hate...... ;D
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #158 on: August 14, 2012, 08:54:21 PM »
groinks biceps are so big he has to use fat peoples pants for shirts
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #159 on: August 14, 2012, 08:56:55 PM »
stallone had to choose dolph lundgreen after realizing groink would have killilled apollo 10 times instead of just once.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #160 on: August 14, 2012, 09:11:44 PM »
Groink takes intravenous Viagra to get his erections to go down.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #161 on: August 14, 2012, 09:12:25 PM »
groinks so manly he can get any woman prego, including trannies, only using his chin
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #162 on: August 14, 2012, 09:15:04 PM »
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #163 on: August 14, 2012, 09:17:54 PM »
Holy fucking shit...i haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time....you guys are fucking killing it, some of the funniest shit i've ever read here

PS the backlash is gonna be a mother.fuck er on this one  ;D
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #164 on: August 14, 2012, 09:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Groink on August 14, 2012, 09:17:54 PM
Holy fucking shit...i haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time....you guys are fucking killing it, some of the funniest shit i've ever read here

PS the backlash is gonna be a mother.fuck er on this one  ;D

When Groink is 5 minutes late....honey badgers worry.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #165 on: August 14, 2012, 09:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on August 14, 2012, 09:12:25 PM
groinks so manly he can get any woman prego, including trannies, only using his chin

When Groink "Dances With Wolves", it's usually the tango.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #166 on: August 14, 2012, 09:55:00 PM »
Groink is the only man known to have a solar panel installed on his Anabolic Window.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #167 on: August 14, 2012, 09:57:57 PM »
Groink taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #168 on: August 14, 2012, 10:03:28 PM »
Starting next year, Groink Week will permanently replace Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #169 on: August 14, 2012, 10:10:49 PM »
As a toddler, Groink taught Jamaicans how to sprint.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #170 on: August 14, 2012, 10:13:04 PM »
Gronik sharpens combat knives with his chiseled jaw.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #171 on: August 14, 2012, 10:15:40 PM »
Even Groink's enemies list him as their Emergency Contact.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #172 on: August 14, 2012, 10:18:11 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on August 14, 2012, 07:53:57 AM
Hahaha yes, i'll bet Groink is carrying a badass aluminium sony that has a reverse playback button
Boris Becker has got nothing on Groink`s Diadora collection.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #173 on: August 14, 2012, 10:24:04 PM »
Groink cures narcolepsy by entering a room.
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Re: The official Groink thread
« Reply #174 on: August 14, 2012, 10:24:49 PM »
Gronik has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear is not dead yet, he's just afraid to move.
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