Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 28395 times)

Psychopath · « **Reply #175 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:25:43 PM »

Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Gronik stories.

Psychopath · « **Reply #176 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:27:41 PM »

There used to be a street named after Gronik, but it was changed because nobody crosses Gronik street and lives.

Psychopath · « **Reply #177 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:29:08 PM »

Gronik doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Psychopath · « **Reply #178 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:30:48 PM »

Death once had a near Gronik experience.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #179 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:31:42 PM »

My girlfriend has never even heard of GetBig before...but she still screams out "GROINK!" when we have sex.

Psychopath · « **Reply #180 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:32:38 PM »

Gronik once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Psychopath · « **Reply #181 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:33:38 PM »

Gronik can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Psychopath · « **Reply #182 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:34:33 PM »

Gronik threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.

Psychopath · « **Reply #183 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:36:29 PM »

Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.

Psychopath · « **Reply #184 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:37:40 PM »

Gronik doesn't mow his lawn. He just looks at it and dares it to grow.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #185 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:38:05 PM »

President Groink will mandate a Twink Tax and pay off the National Debt in two months.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #186 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:38:12 PM »

Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.

I heard that Groinks tears posess the secret to curing cancer...too bad he has never cried.

Psychopath · « **Reply #187 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:38:36 PM »

When Gronik was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Psychopath · « **Reply #188 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:39:30 PM »

Gronik counted to infinite, twice!

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #189 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:46:38 PM »

The real reason behind the Y2K computer crash scare was that word got out that Groink would be posting update/progress pics that day.

Psychopath · « **Reply #190 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:49:02 PM »

Gronik once asked Chiro Flex if he was sexually interested in him. After Chiro Flex answered with a yes, Gronik laughed and called him a f.aggot.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #191 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:39:20 PM »

groink doesnt believe in gear .....he will jsut look at a bottle of test and gain 10 pounds of muscle

flinstones1 · « **Reply #192 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:40:53 PM »

My girlfriend has never even heard of GetBig before...but she still screams out "GROINK!" when we have sex.

HAHAHAHAHA! chiro and physchopath bringin some good ones here

BigCyp · « **Reply #193 on:** August 15, 2012, 01:14:21 AM »

Terrible night last night was up and down for hours, my wife said I would wake up in a cold sweat shouting 'GROINK!!!!!!'

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #194 on:** August 15, 2012, 01:19:33 AM »

gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs

BigCyp · « **Reply #195 on:** August 15, 2012, 01:24:25 AM »

gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs

Fat induced meltdown

wes · « **Reply #196 on:** August 15, 2012, 02:06:26 AM »

Bam-bam · « **Reply #197 on:** August 15, 2012, 05:57:59 AM »

groink is so manly he is his own father

bike nut · « **Reply #198 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:37:02 AM »

gronk is the only guy to look the same before and after drugs

Some retarded jizzspots just don't get it....do they?

Fuck off you camel-sucking, skinny-fat, fagboy piece of shit raghead.

bike nut · « **Reply #199 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:38:01 AM »

President Groink will mandate a Twink Tax and pay off the National Debt in two months.

Groink has his own seat at the United Nations....