Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 28364 times)

Bam-bam · « **Reply #200 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:38:15 AM »

in the garden of eden, satan was the snake but groink was the dude playing the flaute

bike nut · « **Reply #201 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:39:16 AM »

Groink has his own National Anthem, it's sung the same in every language.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #202 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:41:58 AM »

in the original, uncesored version of Narcissus mythology, the reflection on the water was really Groinks

The True Adonis · « **Reply #203 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:43:00 AM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 15, 2012, 06:39:16 AM

Groink has his own National Anthem, it's sung the same in every language.

ROFLMAO.

BigCyp · « **Reply #204 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:43:59 AM »

Jason chose to sail and fight the Arganauts rather than go the short route past Groinks House

chaos · « **Reply #205 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:46:24 AM »

Quote from: Psychopath on August 14, 2012, 10:36:29 PM

Gronik doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it crys.

Lol

njflex · « **Reply #206 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:52:17 AM »

groink drinks visine for the fun of it.

bike nut · « **Reply #207 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:00:26 AM »

Groink pulled a muscle once....he was playing tug-of-war with the space shuttle.

BigCyp · « **Reply #208 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:06:04 AM »

Narnia is behind Groinks wardrobe, but he doesn't bother going there he's got more interesting things to do.

njflex · « **Reply #209 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:08:06 AM »

GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`

Tito24 · « **Reply #210 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:16:07 AM »

Quote from: njflex on August 15, 2012, 07:08:06 AM

GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`

we can do that too

JasonH · « **Reply #211 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:29:30 AM »

Quote from: njflex on August 15, 2012, 07:08:06 AM

GROINK TEACHES DOGS NEW TRICKS.`

He's also been known to change a leopard's spots.

wes · « **Reply #212 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:31:07 AM »

Groink once challenged a shark,a lion,and a crocodile to a fight............err.... .....wrong thread........

Anyway if he did they woulda` lost.

Raymondo · « **Reply #213 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:32:55 AM »

Back in 2007, the Pentagon sent an urgent request to Groink to go to Iraq and sort out the situation.

After some deliberation, Groink managed to fit the job around his workout schedule.

They later called this the "2007 troop surge".

bike nut · « **Reply #214 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:10:49 AM »

You can buy a life-sized replica of Groink's penis online.....if you're willing to pay the extra postage.

njflex · « **Reply #215 on:** August 15, 2012, 10:53:06 AM »

GROINK PULLED THE LEVER DURING SADAMM HUSSEINS HANGING...

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #216 on:** August 15, 2012, 10:58:20 AM »

Groink is the only man it's NOT gay to have gay sex with.

Obligatory No Homo.

bigmc · « **Reply #217 on:** August 15, 2012, 10:59:42 AM »

they discovered the god particle when Groink went for a check up

Raymondo · « **Reply #218 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:06:27 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on August 15, 2012, 10:58:20 AM

Groink is the only man it's NOT gay to have gay sex with.

Obligatory No Homo.

quoted before you delete it

stupidest shit ever...

Nomad · « **Reply #219 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:16:22 AM »

groink is gh15s mentor and teacher

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #220 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:24:25 AM »

There are not enough pics of Groink in this thread

Army of One · « **Reply #221 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:26:39 AM »

At a boxing seminar, Derek Anthony learned the hard way not to question Groink's technique on the Kidney Punch

njflex · « **Reply #222 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:32:40 AM »

GROINK WAS EVIL KNEVEILS ADVISOR WHEN HE JUMPED OVER CAESAR'S PALACE FOUNTAINS,,,,

The True Adonis · « **Reply #223 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:34:07 AM »

Reports of a Hurricane developing in the Caribbean. I just smiled to myself because Groink is only on his 5th shot of Cuba Libre and its still daytime in Nassau.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #224 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:36:59 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on August 15, 2012, 11:06:27 AM

quoted before you delete it

stupidest shit ever...

I would never delete this masterpiece, dummy