Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 28594 times)

bike nut · « **Reply #250 on:** August 15, 2012, 04:48:11 PM »

Groink has stopped many tsunamis.....with nothing more than a disapproving look.

njflex · « **Reply #251 on:** August 15, 2012, 05:04:53 PM »

groink submitted urine samples for the rock and john cena at wrestlemania both came back clean...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #252 on:** August 15, 2012, 05:49:03 PM »

The sun tans by laying out in front of Groink anywhere between the hours of 10am to 2pm

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #253 on:** August 15, 2012, 05:49:47 PM »

Groink throws parties once a month on the dark side of the moon

bike nut · « **Reply #254 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:14:53 PM »

Groink never closes his sunroof....in his submarine.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #255 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:31:32 PM »

The Loch Ness monster hides because Groink told it to get lost.

Wiggs · « **Reply #256 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:33:27 PM »

Groink could do us all a huge one and just tell Nibiru to alter its orbit then we could all get back to business.

bike nut · « **Reply #257 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:39:55 PM »

Groink proved Einstein's Theory of Relativity.....while playing Scrabble.

njflex · « **Reply #258 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:17:17 PM »

groink gargles with drano,,,,

Bam-bam · « **Reply #259 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:21:13 PM »

the grand canyon is the resulf of groink teabagging the earth

The True Adonis · « **Reply #260 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:23:59 PM »

Babies are normally delivered by a Ciconia ciconia-White Stork. Groink was delivered by a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #261 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:29:51 PM »

Babies are normally delivered by a Ciconia ciconia-White Stork. Groink was delivered by a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy.

njflex · « **Reply #262 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:31:34 PM »

people magazine voted groink sexiest man alive he turned it down they settled for clooney instead.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #263 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:34:15 PM »

groink is so manly he is also his own father

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #264 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:44:55 PM »

The only time Groink has ever been a victim is one time when someone stole his identity....that man now does commercials for Dos Equis.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #265 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:59:44 PM »

The only thing i hate about this thread is it's funny as fuck and i can't contribute without looking like a gigantic penis

makaveli25 · « **Reply #266 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:02:46 PM »

the grand canyon is the resulf of groink teabagging the earth

haider · « **Reply #267 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:18:23 PM »

Yes once there was word of a Groink sighting, local villagers thought it was the Cockness monster.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #268 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:24:34 PM »

groink's mom has a tatoo that says son

hrspwr · « **Reply #269 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:27:25 PM »

The Bermuda Triangle trembles with fear everytime Groink flies through it.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #270 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:29:02 PM »

Inside Leonardo Da Vinci's "Lost Painting of Jesus" is said to be the "Lost Painting of Groink"

The True Adonis · « **Reply #271 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:31:13 PM »

The only thing i hate about this thread is it's funny as fuck and i can't contribute without looking like a gigantic penis

Don`t worry, there are plans already underway for a memorial dedicated to your giant penis. Its called Mt. Groinkmore.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #272 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:32:14 PM »

Inside Leonardo Da Vinci's "Lost Painting of Jesus" is said to be the "Lost Painting of Groink"

Groink ate the Entire Last Supper by himself.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #273 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM »

groink is such a nice guy even true adonis likes him

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #274 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:36:52 PM »

we never hated each other.

Strong personalities and egos tend to sometimes clash until you realize you actually like the person

speaking for myself