Author Topic: The official Groink thread (Read 26966 times)

bike nut · « **Reply #300 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:11:26 AM »

On November 9, 1989, while visiting East Berlin Groink remarked....."I don't really like having that wall there".

tu_holmes · « **Reply #301 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:15:25 AM »

Everyone here knew there were no weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq... Groink doesn't live there.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #302 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:33:57 AM »

Groink is Gay!

OTHstrong · « **Reply #303 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:48:22 AM »

The Romans found out Groink was in Britain so they put up Hadrian's wall

Parker · « **Reply #304 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:54:17 AM »

They discontinued "He-Man: Masters of the Universe" because Groink said it was copyright infringement.

bike nut · « **Reply #305 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:57:15 AM »

Groink alligator wrestled a killer whale.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #306 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on August 15, 2012, 09:10:15 PM

groink played diablo 40 hrs straight and the game died

"1"

Parker · « **Reply #307 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:24:00 PM »

Groink walked up to Mt. Olympus and then the Gods walked down.

bike nut · « **Reply #308 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »

Nothing more need be said.......

doriancutlerman · « **Reply #309 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on August 16, 2012, 11:48:22 AM

The Romans found out Groink was in Britain so they put up Hadrian's wall

LOL.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #310 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:58:00 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 16, 2012, 01:22:40 PM

Nothing more need be said.......

Groink dwarfing that horse. Maybe it's one of those pygmy horses.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #311 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:25:51 PM »

Quote from: E-Kul on August 16, 2012, 10:33:57 AM

Groink is Gay!

Hahahahaaaaa

nice

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #312 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:27:51 PM »

You know why it's called the "G spot" right?

Psychopath · « **Reply #313 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:37:17 PM »

Gronik is Medusa's kryptonite. She can't look him in the eyes or she'll spontaneously burst. All she dreams about is getting on her knees blowing Gronik while looking into his eyes.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #314 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:33:40 PM »

Groink donated his throne for the ending in the movie Conan the Barbarian

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #315 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:37:42 PM »

Leonardo da Vinci made the first real studies of flight in the 1480's. He had over 100 drawings that illustrated his theories on flight.

The Ornithopter flying machine was never actually created. It was a design that Leonardo da Vinci created to show how man could fly. It's been said that the wings of the Ornithopter were created in Leonardo's mind after he saw GROINK do a rear lat spread.

wes · « **Reply #316 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:50:04 PM »

Groinks arms are so big that they are larger than both my quads put together!

Not the least bit humourous............... just sadly true!

THAT DAMN GROINK !!

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #317 on:** August 16, 2012, 04:35:08 PM »

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Groink?

The myths about Groink are actually true.

OTHstrong · « **Reply #318 on:** August 16, 2012, 05:23:26 PM »

Egyptology claims the great pyramid is a tomb so then the tourist ask "why was no Pharaoh ever found then "

then the Egyptians respond with "GROINK HAS NOT DIED YET"

bike nut · « **Reply #319 on:** August 16, 2012, 05:36:30 PM »

Groink dug a black hole with a hand shovel.......

wes · « **Reply #320 on:** August 16, 2012, 06:04:02 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 16, 2012, 05:36:30 PM

Groink dug a black hole with a ~~hand shovel~~ teaspoon.......

FIXED

bike nut · « **Reply #321 on:** August 16, 2012, 06:07:55 PM »

Groink skis uphill.....

bike nut · « **Reply #322 on:** August 16, 2012, 06:08:33 PM »

Quote from: wes on August 16, 2012, 06:04:02 PM

FIXED

What a coincidence......we both have homos in our avatars.

njflex · « **Reply #323 on:** August 16, 2012, 07:49:16 PM »

right before his unfortunate passing davy jones and groink had collaborated on a song 'LAST TREN TO CLARKSVILLE"

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #324 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:21:07 PM »

Groink invented "CrossFit" 5 years ago, when he did 10 jäger bombs before heading to the gym. The cult following of cross fit is a result of this experience. True story.