I see no hope for this world, the sooner Niburu gets here, the better.
I'm sure you're not the father, I mean which female in their right mind would let you neear them (my female relatives excluded)
Yeah so this girl I know I think is pregnant, she been getting morning sickness for 3 days now. She has no idea, but I think it's the only fucking possibility, anyhow don't it suck when fresh pussy gets pregnant
I'm sure you could help breastfeed the baby.
if she pisses in a glass (first piss when she wakes up) and the piss has loads of bits floating in it...she's pregnant
folk wisdom from bradford
It`s not fair that you have a crush on a slut
Bullshit, she has to piss directly onto his head to be truly sure.
it works though, love
I'm sure multiple generations of yorkshire munters have relied on such tenets
more reliable than a £ land preggers test i'll wager
haha, a poundland test would be such an unbelievable luxury for yorkshire
yorkshire, no. bradford, you're not far from the fucking truth i tell ya.primark is king here. and there's a pound shop on evry fucking corner in town
why not move to manchester or something