Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.

[King Shizzo]

Oh brother    This made headlines?  They should pay this retard 2 billion dollars to take fuzzy space pics.

[240 is Back]

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[El Diablo Blanco]

was his camera out of film?  Do cameras still take film?

[Kwon_2]

But why is there never any better pictures of good ol' Nessie?

Is that the best they can take with scottish cameras?

[Parker]

But why is there never any better pictures of good ol' Nessie?

Is that the best they can take with scottish cameras?

Because "Nessie" is a damn Sturgeon, that's why.

[quadzilla456]

That's not the best one - this is:

[Kwon_2]

Because "Nessie" is a damn Sturgeon, that's why.

Lol!

[King Shizzo]

I will take a vaca to Scottland, and pay some fat bitch to swim naked on the Loch.  Then I will sell the pics for a nice profit.

[Danjo]

Pic don't prove jack, it could be any number of things...Don't they have video cameras??!!!

[Kwon_2]

Pic don't prove jack, it could be any number of things...Don't they have video cameras??!!!

In Scotland??

[King Shizzo]

In Scotland??

Scotland isn't a 3rd world country you know.

[Kwon_2]

Scotland isn't a 3rd world country you know.

Just messin' with all the scots here on the board

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

Just messin' with all the scots here on the board

Ya cheeky wee kunt
Well since we invented the television, telephone, radar, bicycle, pneumatic tyre, logarthims, most principles of physics, principles of radio, the mri scanner, the first special forces, overhead valve engine, thermos, anasthetic, anteseptic, tarmacadam road coverings, steam engine, refrigeration, radar, thermos flasks to name but a few and have been known as the greatest engineers in the world for over 300 years I guess some kunt must have a video camera somewhere in Scotland.

I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.

[Raymondo]

Ya cheeky wee kunt
Well since we invented the television, telephone, radar, bicycle, pneumatic tyre, logarthims, most principles of physics, principles of radio, the mri scanner, the first special forces, overhead valve engine, thermos, anasthetic, anteseptic, tarmacadam road coverings, steam engine, refrigeration, radar, thermos flasks to name but a few and have been known as the greatest engineers in the world for over 300 years I guess some kunt must have a video camera somewhere in Scotland.

I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.

 

[Nirvana]

son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall

you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag.....

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.

[Nails]

when is Jeremy Wade going to fish this fucker out

[Parker]

you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag.....

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.

And that proves? There would have to be a sustainable population of plesiosaurs for a effing long time for there to be a true Loch Ness Monster. And since the damn reptile is a air breather, and chances are must need to come on land to rear it's young (unless there are under water caves that have air in them, I don't see the plausibility of some Dino living in that cold ass lake.

Now, there have been sturgeons found, huge ones, and there have been one that was shot, because it's bony fins look like humps. Chances are if one really wanted to find out, you'd have a heat signature detector and at night go out. Or fly up and cross the lake, anythig that glows red is warm blooded/slightly warm blooded...a huge mass---there you go. As the plesiosaur would have to be slightly warm blooded to survive in that lake.

[dr.chimps]

you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag.....

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.

Nessie? Pfft. That's Squad. Tell-tale foggy blur gives it away. 

[King Shizzo]

Nessie? Pfft. That's Squad. Tell-tale foggy blur gives it away. 

Hidden gem.

[leadhead]

son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall

I'll be your net or gaff man

You think we can deep fry that Monster also?

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.

I saw a strange beastie too when I took a trip to the Loch.  I woke up real early to take a piss nd looked out the window and saw the thing. I could swear it winked at me.

[Nirvana]

I'll be your net or gaff man

You think we can deep fry that Monster also?

son, nessie can't resist my family stankbait

[PORKY]

That's not the best one - this is:

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA A!!!!

[bigjim]

Just messin' with all the scots here on the board

Fuck off they dont have the interweb there yet, too busy trainspoting.