getbig doctors - Ear Problem PLEASE HELP! (SORRY RON, OFF TOPIC!!!!) (NO PORN!)

[Roger Bacon]

I had a tube when I was a kid, I've always had ear infections in one ear.  Something about it not draining properly.

When I was like 14 my ear doctor (who was about 85, had a really successful practice but seemed like he was losing his marbles) decided to pull the tube out.  All of a sudden he said my ear looked okay, and jabbed some pointy thing into the tube and yanked it our somehow.  It hurt like all hell and I had tears running down my face (not crying, just water).

Ever since then, I never naturally get ear infections but I cannot swim without an ear plug in that ear.  If I even get a tiny bit of water in that ear (even in the shower), I hear a terrible echo and it hurts like all hell for a day or so until the water goes away.

I have neomycin drops that I have to use if I do accidentally get water in it, because it seems like the little fucker gets infected as hell within an hour.

Doctors repeatedly say my ear looks normal and healty, but that I do have a small tear in my ear drum (I think), but that it should heal naturally.


Someone tell me what the fuck this means and what I need to do.  I'm telling you, even a tiny drop of water gets in my ear and I'm in agonizing pain for a day.

 

[the trainer]

go pay to see a doctor you cheap fuck.

[Kwon_2]

That's the worst thing that can happen when you are young / a kid.

Have some kind of accident and get a doctor that is way to old to keep practicing or someone that's off his marbles.

The damage done at that age may be irreversible as you grow older, and you never knew why, since you believed the doctor to have done the right thing.

Now you have to live with this defunct ear for the rest of your life.

[Roger Bacon]

go pay to see a doctor you cheap fuck.

I've already seen my doctor and a doctor at Urgent Care.  Guess I need to find a new otolaryngologists.

[Roger Bacon]

That's the worst thing that can happen when you are young / a kid.

Have some kind of accident and get a doctor that is way to old to keep practicing or someone that's off his marbles.

The damage done at that age may be irreversible as you grow older, and you never knew why, since you believed the doctor to have done the right thing.

Now you have to live with this defunct ear for the rest of your life.

Yes!  I think this guy was the best ENT doctor at one time (1980's) but he stuck around way to long.  He use to wear one of those scary doctor light things on his head like Mengle.

[Papper]

I had a tube when I was a kid, I've always had ear infections in one ear.  Something about it not draining properly.

When I was like 14 my ear doctor (who was about 85, had a really successful practice but seemed like he was losing his marbles) decided to pull the tube out.  All of a sudden he said my ear looked okay, and jabbed some pointy thing into the tube and yanked it our somehow.  It hurt like all hell and I had tears running down my face (not crying, just water).

Ever since then, I never naturally get ear infections but I cannot swim without an ear plug in that ear.  If I even get a tiny bit of water in that ear (even in the shower), I hear a terrible echo and it hurts like all hell for a day or so until the water goes away.

I have neomycin drops that I have to use if I do accidentally get water in it, because it seems like the little fucker gets infected as hell within an hour.

Doctors repeatedly say my ear looks normal and healty, but that I do have a small tear in my ear drum (I think), but that it should heal naturally.


Someone tell me what the fuck this means and what I need to do.  I'm telling you, even a tiny drop of water gets in my ear and I'm in agonizing pain for a day.

 

Sure you wasn't an infant in the crib, when you developed this ear infection?

And have you yet become, a lip reader?

[bigmikecox]

why are you asking these douche bags on here about a medical condition?  C'mon man!!

[Nails]

Dr Dutch isnt here , but ill be glad to assist





















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[Roger Bacon]

why are you asking these douche bags on here about a medical condition?  C'mon man!!

Look at me, I'm turning into a typical getbigger.....  

[Roger Bacon]

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Problem solved!!! 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Old Doctors = butchers.

[James]

 I'm telling you, even a tiny drop of water gets in my ear and I'm in agonizing pain for a day.

 

"Clears trapped ear-water due to bathing, showering, swimming, hair washing, jacuzzi, etc.  The brand used by swim teams for generations."

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=12443&catid=184432&aid=338666&aparam=12443

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Inferior genetics.  Probably means that the next time PIP is walking in the street he won't hear an approaching car and will be removed from the circle of life.

P.I.P. 

[Roger Bacon]

Inferior genetics.  Probably means that the next time PIP is walking in the street he won't hear an approaching car and will be removed from the circle of life.

P.I.P. 

I'm of typical Western European decent, with a Jewish grandmother.  I believe I have a Jewish Brain, and inner ears. 

[Marty Champions]

fuck swimming especially diving or flipping around in a pool our ears just are designed for that shit. ear achs from water hurt like fucking hell

[ether]

Ask Dave?

Kidney stuff or macnut oil should fix that

[The Abdominal Snoman]

google olive oil/tree tea oil mixture for swimmers ear. Never tried it in the ears but read it works wonders for infections and shit.

[sync pulse]

Doctors repeatedly say my ear looks normal and healty, but that I do have a small tear in my ear drum (I think), but that it should heal naturally.

Someone tell me what the fuck this means and what I need to do.  I'm telling you, even a tiny drop of water gets in my ear and I'm in agonizing pain for a day.
 

Perforated eardrum…They said it would heal naturally…but it obviously hasn’t and probably won’t because it would have by now if it was going to.  It probably needs to be surgically dealt with.

ong.  He use to wear one of those scary doctor light things on his head like Mengle.

Ear, nose, and throat are the only doctors that still use head mirrors.

If you are ever in Houston…Dr. Kaplan.

[Tapeworm]

If you are ever in Houston…

You better walk right.
Better not gamble, and you better not fight.

[sync pulse]

I see you have talked with the Chamber of Commerce...

[Kahn.N.Singh]

He use to wear one of those scary doctor light things on his head like Mengle.

Doctor: Is it safe?
You: Huh?

[usmcdevildoc]

You have been seen by one of our dangerous doctors-- DDs. Your ENT specialist sounds like a sadistic Ahole who gets off on inflicting pain on little kids. Because you now have a permanent hole in your tympanic membrane you will always be subject to repeated ear infections and even mastoiditis. Get yourself a tympanoplasty before it is too late. Based on what you have said you might even develop a brain abscess-- think you got problems now??
DOC

[Big Chiro Flex]

You have been seen by one of our dangerous doctors-- DDs. Your ENT specialist sounds like a sadistic Ahole who gets off on inflicting pain on little kids. Because you now have a permanent hole in your tympanic membrane you will always be subject to repeated ear infections and even mastoiditis. Get yourself a tympanoplasty before it is too late. Based on what you have said you might even develop a brain abscess-- think you got problems now??
DOC

Brutal truth here

[cephissus]

Doctor: Is it safe?
You: Huh?

hahahahaha

[Dr Dutch]

You have been seen by one of our dangerous doctors-- DDs. Your ENT specialist sounds like a sadistic Ahole who gets off on inflicting pain on little kids. Because you now have a permanent hole in your tympanic membrane you will always be subject to repeated ear infections and even mastoiditis. Get yourself a tympanoplasty before it is too late. Based on what you have said you might even develop a brain abscess-- think you got problems now??
DOC

x2. Surgery.