Author Topic: What's your Number......Dont Lie (Read 6756 times)

doriancutlerman · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:34:07 PM »

Honestly? Seven. Eight including blow-jobs w/out intercourse.

mwbbuilder · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:34:52 PM »

stopped counting after 100.

I have no idea. Sometimes I asked myself "Oh yeah. Did I count that one?"

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:36:37 PM »

Between 150 - 200

The truth! Dont remember them all.

I am 42 now so not so great

da_vinci · « **Reply #28 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:37:01 PM »

Quite a few... BUT - a real pleasure, an uncomparable one, a body and soul kinf of amazing experience was with two.. or maybe even with just one.. not sure. That was something different..the feeling like two thousand volts are going through my body..the rush of the purest heroin (even tho I haven't tried it, but I'm sure it wouldn't be much better)... Oh well.. ;/

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #29 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:37:24 PM »

Quote from: njflex on August 20, 2012, 01:31:16 PM

EITHER YOUR LYING OR A STUD....OR NEITHER

trust me alot of those chicks were real bar donkeys

orion · « **Reply #30 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:37:57 PM »

Don't forget to add in the getbig bullshit factor, minus about 20%.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:38:24 PM »

Quote from: airosol on August 20, 2012, 01:37:24 PM

trust me alot of those chicks were real bar donkeys

Yup same here. About 70-80% fucken pigs.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2012, 01:57:34 PM »

Quote from: orion on August 20, 2012, 01:37:57 PM

Don't forget to add in the getbig bullshit factor, minus about 20%.

your mom is minus about 20%

hrspwr · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:06:42 PM »

9 that I know of but it could be more considering I spent most of 1987 thru 1991 in a blackout.

njflex · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:08:34 PM »

Quote from: airosol on August 20, 2012, 01:37:24 PM

trust me alot of those chicks were real bar donkeys

,,,I HEAR YA....I'VE DONE A FEW DISPICAPLE ACTS THAT MY SECOND HEAD WARRANTED.

booty · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2012, 02:19:10 PM »

Hey I thought you were asking for our phone numbers BigMike.

The.Giant · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:24:17 PM »

35-40ish. I tend to do like 5 in a month then end up dating one for 2 years.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:28:31 PM »

If hookers count. . . 406. If hookers don't count. . . 6.

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:29:43 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on August 20, 2012, 11:35:32 AM

Is this you

Knock it off son.

jwb · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:34:27 PM »

If you can remember the exact number once you get past 20 you have some issues IMO.

40-60 for me. 5 I regret a lot. The rest were worth it.

orion · « **Reply #40 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:34:54 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on August 20, 2012, 05:28:31 PM

If hookers count. . . 406. If hookers don't count. . . 6.

400 Hookers? You could have bought a house with that money.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:36:13 PM »

Quote from: da_vinci on August 20, 2012, 01:37:01 PM

Quite a few... BUT - a real pleasure, an uncomparable one, a body and soul kinf of amazing experience was with two.. or maybe even with just one.. not sure. That was something different..the feeling like two thousand volts are going through my body..the rush of the purest heroin (even tho I haven't tried it, but I'm sure it wouldn't be much better)... Oh well.. ;/

Those two, were buttholes dude. You fucked a guy/tranny. Outed.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #42 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:39:51 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on August 20, 2012, 11:05:15 AM

How many women have you banged? Can you even remember all of them? BJ dont count

do hookers and strippers count?

booty · « **Reply #43 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Lobstah on August 20, 2012, 10:29:48 PM

I had sex with a guy in college who was ACTUALLY too small for me to be sure it was even in there. That combined with the fact that he was drunk as fuck = we gave up. AND we never did it (or tried) ever again. Do I really have to count that?

It's hard to say Lobstah but since you couldn't feel him inside you, then you get a pass.

Mattyh7688 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:40:38 PM »

24, just like my age lol....

I have had a girlfriend for about 18 months now though, who's awesome and I have been completely loyal to.

Mattyh7688 · « **Reply #45 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:43:20 PM »

Quote from: jwb on August 20, 2012, 05:34:27 PM

If you can remember the exact number once you get past 20 you have some issues IMO.

40-60 for me. 5 I regret a lot. The rest were worth it.

I use to get very bored in my classes and would try to figure it out.. My roommate is well into the 60s-70s, which I very much believe.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #46 on:** August 20, 2012, 11:14:42 PM »

Quote from: airosol on August 20, 2012, 01:37:24 PM

trust me alot of those chicks were real bar donkeys

hahahah!!!

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #47 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Lobstah on August 20, 2012, 10:29:48 PM

I had sex with a guy in college who was ACTUALLY too small for me to be sure it was even in there. That combined with the fact that he was drunk as fuck = we gave up. AND we never did it (or tried) ever again. Do I really have to count that?

Is this Jephrius' new gimmick?

cephissus · « **Reply #48 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:03:42 AM »

LOL well done chiro.

Lobstah · « **Reply #49 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:09:14 AM »

Quote from: booty on August 20, 2012, 10:38:29 PM

It's hard to say Lobstah but since you couldn't feel him inside you, then you get a pass.

Oh good, I get to cross off at least one pathetic college experience.
Not that it matters. Because when there's a shitload of bottles of beer on the wall, you can take one down, pass it around, and there's still waaaaay too many bottles of cheap, fizzy piss on the wall...
It is actually shocking how much I scored in college, considering I am a grown ass woman now, I DON'T share a room with any nerds, and the pool is much bigger...but now, minimal scoring. Totally fucked up.