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America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
« on: August 22, 2012, 12:59:19 PM »
LOVE this shit! Its such a train wreck that you cannot turn it off!!!!



'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

Judging from the buzz in social and dinosaur media alike, TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (Wednesdays, 10 ET/PT) is either the end of civilization as we know it, or a loving picture of joyous redneck family values.

"And TLC wins again with another show I am hooked on:)," country singer Miranda Lambert burbled in a tweet last week; "a dolla makes me holla honey boo boo!"

VIDEO: McIntyre reacts to 'Honey Boo Boo'
Another, more-sour Twitter reaction: "SMH (shaking my head) at this nasty show. If go & act all crazy like I have no manners will they give me a TV show too?"

The latest entry in the reality sweepstakes, the half-hour show (which has drawn more than 2 million viewers a week in its first two weeks, TLC's top-rated show) follows the adventures of a self-described "crazy redneck" Georgia family , and their chubby little beauty-pageant princess, Alana Thompson, known to her familiars as Honey Boo Boo. She is 6.

She first appeared in TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras as a pageant contestant and made such an impression as a vivacious charmer, the network snapped up the whole family from rural McIntyre, Ga. — 300+-pound mama June, short-and-silent dad "Sugar Bear" Mike, and sisters Lauryn (Pumpkin), 12; Jessica (Chubbs), 15; and Anna (Chickadee), 17 and pregnant — for 10 episodes.


The show follows the family's wacky lifestyle in and out of pageants. Cameras watch them engage in all manner of offbeat antics — extreme couponing, eating roadkill, playing in mud, eating off the floor, toilet-papering the house, sneezing, nose-blowing and passing gas. At one point, HBB's pet piglet Glitzy is allowed to defecate on the kitchen table while they all roar with laughter.

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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 01:02:25 PM »
And just when you thought you couldn't more lowball people's tastes.     ;D

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 01:06:18 PM »

I saw the trailer for that as my wife was watching some wedding show, was about to smash my TV into pieces!!

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 01:07:49 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 01:10:44 PM »
I hate reality TV, but this is a good show.  Along with Little People Big World.

That little girl is fucking hilarious! 

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 01:23:19 PM »
They should be exterminated.  Our only hope, is that once Romney is in office, he will invoke article 48 of the constitution, thereby taking full control and doing away with the undesirables.  Only hold up, he needs to first set fire to the Reichstag and gain the loyalty of the old Prussian Generals.  One can only hope. :-[

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 01:27:04 PM »
the fat bitch (mom) is a coupon clipper too by the way.... who wouldnt want 100 sunscreens for 15 cents each





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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 01:34:22 PM »
Ok, what the fuck.  I have never heard of this kid until now.  I googled her and watched a 2 minute youtube clip of her and wanted to punch my computer screen.  Does anybody, you libs included, think that this kid will end up as anything other than a fat fucking welfare case?  Seriously, these humans are not fit to live. Oxygen thiefs.

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Re: AND THE BEST NEW SHOW ON TV IS...........
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 01:40:34 PM »
I thought you were going to say, "partners", but that is coming this fall...

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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 01:42:35 PM »
Ok, what the fuck.  I have never heard of this kid until now.  I googled her and watched a 2 minute youtube clip of her and wanted to punch my computer screen.  Does anybody, you libs included, think that this kid will end up as anything other than a fat fucking welfare case?  Seriously, these humans are not fit to live. Oxygen thiefs.

Who give a shit as long as i laugh!

Look, its the deep south. Im sure there are THOUSANDS just like this family in Ga, Al, Ak, MS. The south is about 20 years behind the rest of the country. We just dont see shit like this on TV very often

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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 02:19:06 PM »
that fat mom needs to be met with an axe

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Re: AND THE BEST NEW SHOW ON TV IS...........
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 02:36:24 PM »
My wife loves this shit. 
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2012, 02:40:13 PM »
Just your average white American Family, nothing to see here.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2012, 03:04:37 PM »
Holy shit, that's got to be the fattest crack baby I've ever seen.

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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 03:22:26 PM »
Just your average white American Family, nothing to see here.

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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 03:25:49 PM »
Hell On Wheels.  It's on Sunday night on AMC.

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Re: AND THE BEST NEW SHOW ON TV IS...........
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 04:02:37 PM »
Who give a shit as long as i laugh!

Look, its the deep south. Im sure there are THOUSANDS just like this family in Ga, Al, Ak, MS. The south is about 20 years behind the rest of the country. We just dont see shit like this on TV very often
Last time I checked Alaska wasn't in the deep south Chief. Then again we ARE 20 years behind you educated yankees.
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Re: AND THE BEST NEW SHOW ON TV IS...........
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2012, 04:09:18 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 05:36:59 AM »
Last time I checked Alaska wasn't in the deep south Chief. Then again we ARE 20 years behind you educated yankees.

Ooops, Alaska is behind, but not as bad as the south.

Another GREAT episode! Love me some Alana

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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 05:42:48 AM »
 Probably all die in a minivan crash while texting.
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America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2012, 01:17:16 AM »
For Honey Boo Boo!



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Re: America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2012, 01:47:18 AM »
that video makes me sick.

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Re: America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2012, 01:49:00 AM »
Like Romney abroad. 

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Re: America is Buzzing! (Honey Boo Boo)
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2012, 01:54:25 AM »
Pilgrims most likely smelled bad. 
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