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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2012, 04:41:35 PM »
good to see the new breed bring in quality thread
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Re: EXTREME ALPHA MALE
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2012, 11:41:48 PM »
Very funny, first pic must be the worst I've seen too.

Quote from: Jizzacked on August 25, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
strong hover

This had to be a joke hover, however.. He looks relaxed, the hand is over her head and she doesnt look dangerously attractive.
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Re: EXTREME ALPHA MALE
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2012, 11:45:17 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on August 25, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
That blonde wig looks good on JNN...... ;D
ahahahaha
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Re: EXTREME ALPHA MALE
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2012, 12:37:57 AM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on August 25, 2012, 04:13:44 PM
The Jersey Shore is not even safe from the hover hand.

A example pic that's 171x152 pixels?

You're not masturbating enough.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2012, 12:38:58 AM »
This thread has potential!
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2012, 12:41:57 AM »
Quote from: quadzilla456 on August 26, 2012, 12:38:58 AM
This thread has potential!

X2, it's a funny one :D

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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2012, 01:02:57 AM »


Like a boss.. we could pass as a couple
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2012, 01:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Mattyh7688 on August 26, 2012, 01:02:57 AM


Like a boss.. we could pass as a couple
Two good looking guys right there  8)
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Re: EXTREME ALPHA MALE
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2012, 02:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on August 25, 2012, 03:56:30 PM
no shit.  most of the girls are actually showing good body language towards these guys, actually touching them... meanwhile they are going to extreme hovering lengths to avoid touching them back.  these are the same fellows you see constantly bitching about getting friend zoned.   ;D
The Dominican chick is hust some dancer, used to taken pics with tourists---and possibly you can hit for a fee.

There is one chick who has her arms crossed, like "nobody is going to touch me, and I don't want my pic taken", and the other chicks look like "friends".
DUdes who "hover" know that there is a boundary between them and the girl...it's called THE FRIEND ZONE somewhat akin to the NEGATIVE ZONE.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2012, 03:04:01 AM »
I don't understand the purpose of the hover arm  ??? Are they afraid to be contaminated by some kind of dermatological infection ? Or is it some hipster thing like "Just because I can grab a chick, I won't do it" ?
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2012, 03:13:09 AM »
Quote from: Mitch on August 26, 2012, 03:04:01 AM
I don't understand the purpose of the hover arm  ??? Are they afraid to be contaminated by some kind of dermatological infection ? Or is it some hipster thing like "Just because I can grab a chick, I won't do it" ?
It's because know that there are "not allowed to touch the merchandise".
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2012, 03:36:12 AM »
Gay thread reported!
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2012, 05:15:16 AM »
It is more awkward to hover that just touch the person.

If they are taking a photo with you chances are they are not overly freaked out!
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2012, 05:20:24 AM »
Eason!
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2012, 06:02:29 AM »
Quote from: Mitch on August 26, 2012, 03:04:01 AM
I don't understand the purpose of the hover arm  ??? Are they afraid to be contaminated by some kind of dermatological infection ? Or is it some hipster thing like "Just because I can grab a chick, I won't do it" ?
I got cousins I`ve done this with, I didn`t meet her until we were adults and she was hot, I knew it was wrong and yet dick wanted inside her like there was no tomorrow.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2012, 06:20:00 AM »
This shit is hilarious.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2012, 06:22:47 AM »








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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2012, 06:25:26 AM »
Hahahaha, hover arm, the new ils and the new palumboism.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2012, 07:05:11 AM »
Awesome thread keep em coming.
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Re: EXTREME ALPHA MALE
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2012, 07:23:59 AM »
Quote from: Parker on August 26, 2012, 02:23:56 AM
The Dominican chick is hust some dancer, used to taken pics with tourists---and possibly you can hit for a fee.

There is one chick who has her arms crossed, like "nobody is going to touch me, and I don't want my pic taken", and the other chicks look like "friends".
DUdes who "hover" know that there is a boundary between them and the girl...it's called THE FRIEND ZONE somewhat akin to the NEGATIVE ZONE.
Epic Parker/Gangsterdweeb/G-wannabe explaining exotic women to Getbig, meanwhile couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2012, 07:43:43 AM »
Whenever you see a guy who is over 16 doing hover hands, you can bet your ass he is a virgin.
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2012, 07:51:06 AM »
Quote from: FKNFKER on August 26, 2012, 07:43:43 AM
Whenever you see a guy who is over 16 doing hover hands, you can bet your ass he is a virgin.

Ha ha
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2012, 03:45:55 PM »
You never know these days, they might report you for "rape" for touching their lower back  ::)
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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2012, 04:03:21 PM »
Awesome thread!!! Hahaha!

Only on Getbig!

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Re: Extreme Alpha Males and their brutal hover arms
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2012, 04:08:14 PM »




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