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Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« on: August 26, 2012, 10:43:43 AM »


Say what you will about Joey but that pimp hand strong!

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 10:49:34 AM »
What kind of a grown man calls himself, "Joey".
Sounds to me like someone still wants to be 12.
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »
What kind of a grown man calls himself, "Joey".
Sounds to me like someone still wants to be 12.

x2 spot on

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2012, 10:52:27 AM »
arent these "things" hookers?

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2012, 10:54:27 AM »
Looks like joeys got a lot of 'beards'.

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2012, 10:55:54 AM »
4-2-1-3

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2012, 10:58:17 AM »
Hit it, Tranny hooker edition.



Oh and gay Joey the man of a million different names.
Trans Milkshake.

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2012, 11:16:46 AM »
Joey Scmoey....who gives a fuck it`s a posed pic.........probably never gets laid too conceited.

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2012, 11:18:38 AM »
Put me down for 3-2-4-1.
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 12:29:43 PM »
Joey Scmoey....who gives a fuck it`s a posed pic.........probably never gets laid too conceited.

you upped the dose wes
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2012, 12:31:03 PM »
Joey Scmoey....who gives a fuck it`s a posed pic.........probably never gets laid too conceited.

Wes is Team Noggin accepting applications currently?

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 12:34:23 PM »
3,4,2, 3+2, 4+2+3-1

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2012, 12:36:02 PM »
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2012, 12:37:07 PM »
3 2 4

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2012, 12:39:29 PM »
I think some of you are misunderstanding the "Hit in which order" procedures.

Numbers refer to order in which you would hit

Order of numbers refers to order in the picture.

For example if you want to hit the blonde tranny with the fake tits first (as I assume most here do), you would post something like "X-X-1-X", not "3-X-X-X".

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2012, 12:39:52 PM »
Wes is Team Noggin accepting applications currently?
Only from people who constantly remember to keep their abs tight at all times.

If you are one of threse people,no need to apply,just put TEAM NOGGIN in your sig!!

HTH  ;D

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2012, 12:41:01 PM »

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2012, 12:45:38 PM »
the tranny is strong in this thread :-X

Anyway, if you find one pixel of "natural" in this pic, then I would probably hit it.

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2012, 12:54:49 PM »
Something is off with 2 but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2012, 12:56:45 PM »
Something is off with 2 but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2012, 12:58:25 PM »
Something is off with 2 but I can't quite put my finger on it.
The squint?

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2012, 02:23:05 PM »
As I stated in another post, another loser who thinks people are jealous of him bc of big muscles and having sex with fitness chicks or scum.

Bodybuilders have brainwashed themselves into believing that if you dont have big muscles and are not banging strippers on a regular basis, youre jealous of them. Look at Joey Swoll and DA, always claiming we are jealous because they have bigger muscles. When did big muscles become the bench mark for success? If anything, it is the least variable that would constitute success, especially those like DA who have shitty genetics and are juiced to the gills.

I guess when you have nothing better going on in your life, besides your muscles, you have to convince that others are jealous of your huge muscles.
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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2012, 02:25:09 PM »
Tristan "Swöll"


Joey "Swöll"

Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.

He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear. But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money.  I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills. Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away!
Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.

Ladies never trust a man named Tristan.- nik

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The 5'9" 28 year old fitness model turned bodybuilder, originally from Chicago, who first competed at the Illinois State in 2008 in a quick interview at Gold's Venice back in March

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2012, 02:29:30 PM »
need to see their asses 1st

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Re: Hit In Order-Swoll Edition
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2012, 02:55:51 PM »


Say what you will about Joey but that pimp hand strong!
Whats up with the pea sized head?