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Author Topic: WYHI - Now thats a classic, textbook, M.I.L.F.  (Read 35698 times)
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« Reply #350 on: August 29, 2012, 05:56:38 PM »

"The son-of-a-bitch's a regular Eli Whitney on a lawn mower and loves French fries. 'Son-of-a-bitch can eat four larges and not even belch".

What you got in there that's good to eat?
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« Reply #351 on: August 29, 2012, 05:58:30 PM »

I'll throw in use of the bike for a day.

The bike and the MILF, ya deadbeats.
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« Reply #352 on: August 29, 2012, 06:05:07 PM »

What did "aka tight booty" refer to ? your arse in general ? or your balloon knot ?? Wink
tight booty stands for tight well developed glutes, which is my forum name.  My account here is booty, only because I got locked out of my original account under tight booty and I did message Ron but didn't hear back so I went and made another account in booty. 
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« Reply #353 on: August 29, 2012, 06:12:53 PM »

booty, do you have any pics of you in your 20s? Were you always hot or did you get better with age?
I looked the same except my hair was styled like Kellys from married with children.  I have got photos but would need to scan them. 
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« Reply #354 on: August 29, 2012, 06:13:53 PM »




In the name of the free market, have another gander and tell me what you bid, gentlemen.  Let us remember as well that the final buyer will be enshrined in The Internet HOF for all time, so no more low-balling.  Flattering offers only please.

Who will give me $750?
Omg I am getting autioned off.   Grin
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« Reply #355 on: August 29, 2012, 06:18:16 PM »

Anyone who does not see her as breath taking is just plain fucked. After months of trying THE BEEF finally got an account on HerBicepscam only to read here she was finished Embarrassed

Just as well THE BEEF would have gone broke interacting with her.

THE BEEF
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« Reply #356 on: August 29, 2012, 06:24:07 PM »

Omg I am getting autioned off.   Grin

Isn't she a sweetheart, folks?  She'll gasp when you slide it in.  What am I bid?
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« Reply #357 on: August 29, 2012, 06:26:19 PM »

What you got in there that's good to eat?

We got Big Chief burgers, Bongo burgers, footlongs, corny dogs, frosty shakes, creamy bars....uh...Did you, did you want me to go on??
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« Reply #358 on: August 29, 2012, 06:32:56 PM »

What kind of money do you make on cam Booty. Do you shove dumbells up your pussy?? Per hour...break it down for us.
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« Reply #359 on: August 29, 2012, 06:46:23 PM »

We got Big Chief burgers, Bongo burgers, footlongs, corny dogs, frosty shakes, creamy bars....uh...Did you, did you want me to go on??

The evening will include a candlelight meal of Salmon Putanesca and assorted sides.
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« Reply #360 on: August 29, 2012, 07:01:59 PM »

I have never been offered money to have sex with anyone. 

Huh......I offered $500 just a couple pages ago 

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« Reply #361 on: August 29, 2012, 07:02:39 PM »

I'll throw in use of the bike for a day.

The bike and the MILF, ya deadbeats.

You'd have to pay me $750 to ride a fucking Suzuki Katana in public.... Grin
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« Reply #362 on: August 29, 2012, 07:04:49 PM »

You'd have to pay me $750 to ride a fucking Suzuki Katana in public.... Grin
But what bout the original Katana?  That was a sweet ride in its day.
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« Reply #363 on: August 29, 2012, 07:05:15 PM »


In the name of the free market, have another gander and tell me what you bid, gentlemen.  Let us remember as well that the final buyer will be enshrined in The Internet HOF for all time, so no more low-balling.  Flattering offers only please.

Who will give me $750?

I will offer $750 on three conditions:

(1) I dress up like Popeye and she dresses up like Olive Oil
(2) She has to call me Will Grant during sex
(3) It gets videotaped for all of Getbig to see.
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« Reply #364 on: August 29, 2012, 07:08:23 PM »

But what bout the original Katana?  That was a sweet ride in its day.

Aye it was.....had one of the original 1981 models with the tan suede seat, bought it used. Fucker did a legit 150 mph back in those days.
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« Reply #365 on: August 29, 2012, 07:10:26 PM »

I will offer $750 on three conditions:

(1) I dress up like Popeye and she dresses up like Olive Oil
(2) She has to call me Will Grant during sex
(3) It gets videotaped for all of Getbig to see.

I can get you that shit no problem, dawg.
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« Reply #366 on: August 29, 2012, 07:11:06 PM »

first time i see tapeworm actually engaged in a thread
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« Reply #367 on: August 29, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »

first time i see tapeworm actually engaged in a thread

It's for a good cause.
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« Reply #368 on: August 29, 2012, 07:13:47 PM »

first time i see tapeworm actually engaged in a thread

He's got a good roll.....that fucker "bin pimpin' befo pimpin' was pimpin"

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« Reply #369 on: August 29, 2012, 07:15:03 PM »

He's got a good roll.....that fucker "bin pimpin' befo pimpin' was pimpin"

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he is a solid poster, one of those dudes that carry getbigerism in his dna
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« Reply #370 on: August 29, 2012, 07:16:41 PM »

he is a solid poster, one of those dudes that carry getbigerism in his dna

He blows a load and Getbig comes out?

Whoa........TMI, TMI.   Grin
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« Reply #371 on: August 29, 2012, 07:18:15 PM »

Omg I am getting autioned off.   Grin

I would do 2500,,,,,I fly out where you are,,,,we have dinner,,,,and then come back to my suite,,,,as long as you promised not to disclose my identity,,,,everything on me,,,,of course,,,,since your such a beautiful woman,,,


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« Reply #372 on: August 29, 2012, 07:21:42 PM »

I would do 2500,,,,,I fly out where you are,,,,we have dinner,,,,and then come back to my suite,,,,as long as you promised not to disclose my identity,,,,everything on me,,,,of course,,,,since your such a beautiful woman,,,


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Yo bro, where have you been?  Cool
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« Reply #373 on: August 29, 2012, 08:25:39 PM »

We got Big Chief burgers, Bongo burgers, footlongs, corny dogs, frosty shakes, creamy bars....uh...Did you, did you want me to go on??

What do you like to eat?
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« Reply #374 on: August 29, 2012, 08:38:29 PM »

you know you are perceived as a respectable woman amongst men when you get the kind of questions thrown at you as the ones in this thread.

you are oblivious to it all like a fool when you actually REPLY to each one of them.

like a gullible 18 year old. this thread is gold!!  Grin
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