European types

[cephissus]

For those of us USA dwelling rednecks who might be interested in visting Europe one day (or simply wish to mercilessly slander), could any of our resident EuroBiggers tell us what to expect in any or all of the following countries?  e.g. the stereotype -- irish are drunks, polish are dumb brutes, italians drip with grease, etc -- or some other interesting information (perhaps bodybuilding related)?

1   Russia
2    France
3    Ukraine    
4    Spain    
5    Sweden    
6    Norway    
7    Germany    
8    Finland    
9    Poland    
10    Italy    
11    United Kingdom    
12    Romania    
13    Belarus    
14    Kazakhstan    
15    Greece    
16    Bulgaria    
17    Iceland    
18    Hungary    
19    Portugal    
20    Serbia    
21    Austria    
22    Czech Republic    
23    Republic of Ireland    
24    Georgia    
25    Lithuania    
26    Latvia    
27    Croatia    
28    Bosnia and Herzegovina    
29    Slovakia    
30    Estonia    
31    Denmark    
32    Netherlands    
33    Switzerland    
34    Moldova    
35    Belgium    
36    Albania
37    Macedonia    
38    Turkey   
39    Slovenia    
40    Montenegro
41    Azerbaijan
42    Luxembourg    
43    Andorra    
44    Malta    
45    Liechtenstein
46    San Marino    
47    Monaco    
48    Vatican City    

[Shockwave]

1-48 = Smells funny

[The Italian Lifter]

Tomorrow when I'll be at work I'll write something about Italy lolz

[DroppingPlates]

#32: Stay the fuck away

[cephissus]

#32: Stay the fuck away

haha why's this?

[DroppingPlates]

haha why's this?

In general, the people suck (boring & rude) and there's nothing special to see.

[johnny_english]

I live in UK, have bad teeth and wear a bowler hat 99% of my life

Hope this helps champ

[mass243]

why you have that star marked there on name of the great state of Kazakhstan ?



You can find RUS cosmodrome there btw. In Kazakhstan, that is. Many yankee have been there.

[True]

#6

Our girls are hot, but you allready know this...

[bradistani]

In general, the people suck (boring & rude) and there's nothing special to see.

oh shush now!1 legalised whores, drugs, beautiful wimminz, laid back and history and culture.. sounds pretty good to me  

[tbombz]

french people are arrogant and racist but the food and art are wonderful
italians are hospitable and pleasant and the scenery is gorgeous
germans are a bit weird but intellectualy perfectionists and they have alot of great beer
england is rather boring on all fronts
spain is full of happy people who love to party

at least thats what ive heard

[Shockwave]

french people are arrogant and racist but the food and art are wonderful
italians are hospitable and pleasant and the scenery is gorgeous
germans are a bit weird but intellectualy perfectionists and they have alot of great beer
england is rather boring on all fronts
spain is full of happy people who love to party

at least thats what ive heard

This is from your all that worldly experience you've aquired? 

[cephissus]

why you have that star marked there on name of the great state of Kazakhstan ?



You can find RUS cosmodrome there btw. In Kazakhstan, that is. Many yankee have been there.

i just edited it out.  originally it was a list of countries by area from wikipedia.  had to erase all the square km (or mi?) ratings that followed each name, and i think there was a star after each country that spanned into asia as they had only counted the euro portion of it?

/autism

damn, that cosmodrome is cool

[mass243]

#8, Finland is basically the best country on Earth, according to many international studies.
Lapland is worth visiting here.
Plus you can find the ugliest pro bodybuilder in the world... Jari "Bull" Mentula.





#5, Sweden is basically like more 'sophisticated' Finland with more black people and gays.
If that's your thing, be sure to visit.




#1, Russia aka Rossiya...

[DroppingPlates]

oh shush now!1 legalised whores, drugs, beautiful wimminz, laid back and history and culture.. sounds pretty good to me  

Most of your gifs are way better than these arguments . Our women our like cows (build & attitude) and everybody is laid back with some weed, but without most Dutchmen are stressed assholes, believe me. And what do you know about our 'culture & history', other than VOC stories with slaves?

[cephissus]

#1, Russia aka Rossiya...

LOL

[slate]

I will do yours after you do mine:

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2.   Alaska •
3.   Arizona •
4.   Arkansas
5.   California •
6.   Colorado •
7.   Connecticut •
8.   Delaware •
9.   Florida •
10.   Georgia •
11.   Hawaii •
12.   Idaho •
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14.   Indiana •
15.   Iowa •
16.   Kansas •
17.   Kentucky •
18.   Louisiana •
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21.   Massachusetts •
22.   Michigan •
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26.   Montana •
27.   Nebraska •
28.   Nevada •
29.   New Hampshire •
30.   New Jersey •
31.   New Mexico •
32.   New York •
33.   North Carolina •
34.   North Dakota •
35.   Ohio •
36.   Oklahoma •
37.   Oregon •
38.   Pennsylvania •
39.   Rhode Island •
40.   South Carolina •
41.   South Dakota •
42.   Tennessee •
43.   Texas •
44.   Utah •
45.   Vermont •
46.   Virginia
47.   Washington •
48.   West Virginia •
49.   Wisconsin •
50.   Wyoming

[dr.chimps]

#48 - Extra-territorial refuge for Catholic pedos.

[Irongrip400]

Went to Italy and Germany, and the Italians up north looked like the Germans in Bavaria. I didn't see any grease balls, but I never went south of Rome. Looking forward to expanding that this Christmas, hopefully Austria,chech republic and France.

[slate]

Drove past some 'hills have eyes' people down in Texas, but didnt stop to talk. Had a hell of a time with some hillbillies in South Georgia. Kept asking me to go rafting, go figure. Next summer I am planning to take them up on their offer

[The Italian Lifter]

I will do yours after you do mine:

1.   Alabama •
2.   Alaska •
3.   Arizona •
4.   Arkansas
5.   California •
6.   Colorado •
7.   Connecticut •
8.   Delaware •
9.   Florida •
10.   Georgia •
11.   Hawaii •
12.   Idaho •
13.   Illinois •
14.   Indiana •
15.   Iowa •
16.   Kansas •
17.   Kentucky •
18.   Louisiana •
19.   Maine •
20.   Maryland •
21.   Massachusetts •
22.   Michigan •
23.   Minnesota •
24.   Mississippi •
25.   Missouri •
26.   Montana •
27.   Nebraska •
28.   Nevada •
29.   New Hampshire •
30.   New Jersey •
31.   New Mexico •
32.   New York •
33.   North Carolina •
34.   North Dakota •
35.   Ohio •
36.   Oklahoma •
37.   Oregon •
38.   Pennsylvania •
39.   Rhode Island •
40.   South Carolina •
41.   South Dakota •
42.   Tennessee •
43.   Texas •
44.   Utah •
45.   Vermont •
46.   Virginia
47.   Washington •
48.   West Virginia •
49.   Wisconsin •
50.   Wyoming

I'm really courious about this

[sync pulse]

When you are in Europe:

• Don't talk about how you have a driver's license, or can drive a car...(when you talk about the beach...don't say "I like to drive to the beach at 2am"...say "I like to go to the beach at 2 am.")
• Don't talk about how small European living quarters are.
• Don't talk about owning a house.
• Don't talk about how expensive gasoline is there.
• Don't talk about how crowded it is there.
• Don't talk about owning firearms.
• Do talk about how much you are enjoying your stay.
• Do talk about the activities/things you are enjoying there.

[galain]

For those of us USA dwelling rednecks who might be interested in visting Europe one day (or simply wish to mercilessly slander), could any of our resident EuroBiggers tell us what to expect in any or all of the following countries?  e.g. the stereotype -- irish are drunks, polish are dumb brutes, italians drip with grease, etc -- or some other interesting information (perhaps bodybuilding related)?

1   Russia - cold fuckers. Will drink most people to death, dont' smile at all. Some hot women but usually after your money. Where I   live in Germany they (all of them, not the women) cause a lot of fear because they have no regard for other people and are associated with crime and violence.

2    France - cool people who don't really give a fuck about you if you're a visitor. Chain smokers - cigarette butts everywhere. Learn some French and they will either make fun of you or do anything to help you.

3    Ukraine    - hot women (also after money). Tend to have babies very young. Inferiority complex if compared to Russians.

4    Spain - from what I've seen, pretty relaxed types. Know how to balance work and life. Not many of them have jobs at the moment.
   
5    Sweden - best mix of hotness and friendliness out of the Scandanavians. Nice, friendly intelligent people who will speak English better than you do. Girls are very friendly. And hot. Very hot

6    Norway - beautiful country. A bit more reserved than the Swedes, women are so attractive it seems as though they're not human sometimes.

7    Germany - Orderly. Controlled. Everything has a place and must fit that particular box or the germans get confused. Not very warm people until they get to know you, then you have a friend for life (even if you don't want one). A bit pessimistic on the whole. Very beautiful parts of the country.

8    Finland - never been, don't know many Finns. The best sex I ever had in my life came from a Finnish amazon babe - I still dream about it. The men can be hard drinking dour motherfuckers from what I've seen.   

9    Poland - no idea

10    Italy    - very cool place, very cool people. Great food. Drive like maniacs. I didn't have enough game for the Italian babes but there are some hotties there.

11    United Kingdom - I know it gets shit on but I love the UK. Nice folk, always friendly and polite..London has had some of the hottest women in one place of anywhere I've ever been (maybe they were tourists - who knows?). English chicks are very easy and fun in bed.

12    Romania - no idea   
13    Belarus - no idea   
14    Kazakhstan - no idea   

15    Greece - my Godfather is Greek, and I had tons of Greek friends when I lived in Oz. Fantastic people who know how to have a good time. Will fight you to pay the bill anywhere you go. Very emotional.   

16    Bulgaria - nope   
17    Iceland - nothing
18    Hungary - can't really say   
19    Portugal - no clue   
20    Serbia - nothing again
   
21    Austria - friendlier and warmer than the Germans. Stunning country.
   
22    Czech Republic
   
23    Republic of Ireland - fucking fantastic! Gotta qualify that. I have spent a lot of time in Ireland and have met many many Irish people. There are two basic irish types. You can get these very sombre humourless people who look at everything in a negative light and are a real drag to be around, or you have the best people on the planet. Most of my irish friends are the best people on the planet. Just brilliant people. Not many hot women though.

24    Georgia - fuck - who knows?   
25    Lithuania - ditto
26    Latvia - reindeers?
   
27    Croatia - smoking hot women, rough head men.
   
28    Bosnia and Herzegovina - no experience   
29    Slovakia - not even a little bit   
30    Estonia - wouldn't be able to find it on a map   

31    Denmark - love their beer - any time of the day. Friendly happy, good looking people.   
32    Netherlands - see Denmark. Great people. Warm, open, very liberal - hot women who can eat shit all day but always seem to be in good shape. Must be all the bike riding they do.
   
33    Switzerland - magical scenery. The people don't really give a fuck about anyone else. You're just there to bring more money into their country.
   
34    Moldova - i saw this once officially labelled as the unhappiest place in Europe. Never had anything to do with Moldovans. I think there are gypsies there.
   
35    Belgium - was only there for a week on holiday once so i cant really say. Seemed pretty quiet.
   
36    Albania - here be gangsters

37    Macedonia - don't fucking call them Greek!
   
38    Turkey - great people inside Turkey. Outside Turkey they seem to cause problems. Travelled quite a lot of Turkey and had terrific experiences each time. Good food.

39    Slovenia - don't know. Looks very pretty from what I've seen on tv
   
40    Montenegro - nope
41    Azerbaijan - nothing

42    Luxembourg - funny little place. Bustles away but nobody really gives it a second thought. I didn't have much to do with the locals when i was there so i can't comment.   

43    Andorra - don't know   
44    Malta - don't know
   
45    Liechtenstein - see Switzerland. Pretty much the same thing.

46    San Marino - ?   
47    Monaco - ?   
48    Vatican City - don't try and find car parking over the Easter weekend.   

[sync pulse]

#43 Texas for Europeans:

• 1)   Texas/Southwestern USA is big…Mind boggling big.  If you go cross-country using only Interstate Highway #10 to get from Houston to El Paso…It will take you 11 hours non-stop. German Bundeswehr Military members who go to Fort Bliss for training and who drive from Houston to El Paso in order to see the country and who want to drive for the pleasure are almost always astounded at how long the distances are.
• 2)   The Great Southwestern Desert is….big…amazingly beautiful…and potentially dangerous if you go off well traveled roads unprepared.  People have died when they have car trouble and they have no water, are missing a lug wrench, have no signal/no charge on their telephones, etc.
• 3)   Different areas can have different characteristics…Around Schulenburg, which is on IH 10 between Houston and San Antonio you will find third/fourth/fifth generation Texans who can speak an old fashioned sounding German that they learned from older relatives.
• 4)   Around El Campo there are radio stations with Czech language programming.  (My mom had a friend who went to Prague a few years ago and someone went up to him and asked in English, “Where did you learn to speak Czech?…You speak it just like my grandfather would.”…He learned it from relatives.)
• 5)  Many Germans are greatly amused by the versions of celebrations like Oktoberfest that you find in these communities.
• 6)  Houston is unique into itself…very different than most of the rest of the state.  Not that you won’t find some of the Western/Cowboy affectations with some people…Just that Houston has always been a Port city and you will find more Fine visual arts/ classical music/progressive thought than in most other areas of the state.
• 7) You will find many international influences in Houston.

[James28]

For those of us USA dwelling rednecks who might be interested in visting Europe one day (or simply wish to mercilessly slander), could any of our resident EuroBiggers tell us what to expect in any or all of the following countries?  e.g. the stereotype -- irish are drunks, polish are dumb brutes, italians drip with grease, etc -- or some other interesting information (perhaps bodybuilding related)?

1   Russia - no idea

2    France - chain smoking. Full of Muslim and Arab trash. Expensive and touristy. This is Paris I'm on about.

3    Ukraine - corrupt as fuck. Bribed our way in and out of the country. Women are lovely but after your wallet. Teenage prostitutes everywhere.

4    Spain - warm, lazy people but friendly enough. Quite poor with high unemployment. Scenery is nice.

5    Sweden - I've been a lot. Girls are hot but the blonde and blue eyes thing is quite rare. Neigurs and other assorted ethnic scum are fast polluting what was once and pure country. You cant tell this to them as its bad to be racist and point put the truth.

6    Norway - lived there once. Women are serious beautiful, more so than Swedish girls. FUCKING expensive. Everything looks new, clean and it works well and on time. If anything, it's a boring country where everyone follows the rules. As I said, it works well. Neegurs and 3rd world scum are fast encroaching.

7    Germany    - its ok. Cloudy, very industrial. People keep to themselves until they get to know you. Good people in general.

8    Finland - suicidal and achoholics.

9    Poland - beautiful stunning place. I loved southern Poland. One of the most scenic and beautiful place I've ever been.

10    Italy    - dirty, chaotic. Expensive. Corrupt. Lazy.

11    United Kingdom    - it is what it is. I live here.

12    Romania - no idea

13    Belarus - *shrug*

14    Kazakhstan - dunno

15    Greece - beautiful and well worth a visit

16    Bulgaria    - as Greece

17    Iceland    -dunno

18    Hungary    - inferiority complex

19    Portugal    - the 'Africa' of Europe. Poor and corrupt

20    Serbia - dunno

21    Austria - stunning. Classical. Scenic. Full of fucking Austrians though.
   
22    Czech Republic - its ok. Women are hot
   
23    Republic of Ireland - poor man's England. Galway is nice.

---------- no idea ----------   
24    Georgia    
25    Lithuania    
26    Latvia    
27    Croatia    
28    Bosnia and Herzegovina    
-------- no idea ---------

29    Slovakia - the east and north is nice. Bratislava's Old Town section is lovely.

30    Estonia - its ok.

31    Denmark    - pretty, overcast, pricey.
32    Netherlands    
33    Switzerland    
34    Moldova    
35    Belgium    
36    Albania
37    Macedonia    
38    Turkey   
39    Slovenia    
40    Montenegro
41    Azerbaijan
42    Luxembourg    
43    Andorra    
44    Malta    
45    Liechtenstein
46    San Marino    
47    Monaco    
48    Vatican City    

I got bored