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Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« on: August 30, 2012, 09:37:29 PM »
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/08/29/20120829texas-mayor-killed-apparent-donkey-attack.html?sf5816260=1

Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack

Aug. 29, 2012 03:09 PM
Associated Press

HOLLYWOOD PARK, Texas -- A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.

The Atascosa County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that the death of Hollywood Park Mayor William "Bill" Bohlke appears to be an accident. Bohlke was 65.

Chief Deputy David Soward says Bohlke apparently was attacked Monday morning by a male, aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch. His body was found Monday night during a search by deputies and relatives. A formal cause of death is pending.

Soward says it's up to the family to decide what to do with the donkey.

Mayor Pro Tem Steve Phillips will serve as acting mayor of Hollywood Park, a town of about 3,000 just north of San Antonio.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/08/29/20120829texas-mayor-killed-apparent-donkey-attack.html?sf5816260=1#ixzz256i70DJ2

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WillGrant

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 09:40:05 PM »
Mr Hands pt2
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 09:56:31 PM »
Will they hang the donkey? And if so, can someone now say "Hung like a Donkey" in polite speech?
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 10:10:03 PM »
There has to be a "donkey punch" joke in there somewhere............

Farm animals are no joke, worse story I've heard was of a farmer in China that broke his leg climbing out of a pig sty. Half of him was safely out, half was eaten by the pigs :(.
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 10:11:24 PM »
Bovine of peace   ::)
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 11:30:16 PM »
Awesome!
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2012, 12:00:49 AM »
Tried to fuck The donkey
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Parker

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2012, 12:04:24 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on August 30, 2012, 10:11:24 PM
Bovine of peace   ::)
Donkeys aren't bovines, they don't have cloven hooves are of the "odd toe' animals.
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2012, 12:22:11 AM »
I wonder if the donkey was wearing sexy black lingerie at the time of death?
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 12:23:06 AM »
Quote from: wes on August 31, 2012, 12:22:11 AM
I wonder if the donkey was wearing sexy black lingerie at the time of death?

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 12:23:58 AM »
Quote from: Parker on August 31, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Donkeys aren't bovines, they don't have cloven hooves are of the "odd toe' animals.
Boy oh Boy that "Wild America" with good old Marty Stoufer can teach a person quite a bit.

Until next time this is ........................ ...........  :D
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Parker

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 12:34:18 AM »
Quote from: wes on August 31, 2012, 12:23:58 AM
Boy oh Boy that "Wild America" with good old Marty Stoufer can teach a person quite a bit.

Until next time this is ........................ ...........  :D
"slow motion" kills, the best thing about Wild America  ;D
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 01:38:51 AM »
Parker you`re the man bud,I love your posts and I was always a Marty Stoufer fan!!
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 02:08:18 AM »
A real ASS assin!
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 03:54:57 AM »
Quote from: Schmoff on August 30, 2012, 09:37:29 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/08/29/20120829texas-mayor-killed-apparent-donkey-attack.html?sf5816260=1

Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack

Aug. 29, 2012 03:09 PM
Associated Press

HOLLYWOOD PARK, Texas -- A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.

The Atascosa County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that the death of Hollywood Park Mayor William "Bill" Bohlke appears to be an accident. Bohlke was 65.

Chief Deputy David Soward says Bohlke apparently was attacked Monday morning by a male, aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch. His body was found Monday night during a search by deputies and relatives. A formal cause of death is pending.

Soward says it's up to the family to decide what to do with the donkey.

Mayor Pro Tem Steve Phillips will serve as acting mayor of Hollywood Park, a town of about 3,000 just north of San Antonio.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/08/29/20120829texas-mayor-killed-apparent-donkey-attack.html?sf5816260=1#ixzz256i70DJ2

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2012, 03:57:05 AM »
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2012, 04:01:59 AM »
Police picture of the perp.

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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2012, 07:37:35 AM »
First chimps, now donkeys.  We are witnessing the rise of the animals.
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Re: Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2012, 08:05:37 AM »
Quote from: orion on August 31, 2012, 07:37:35 AM
First chimps, now donkeys.  We are witnessing the rise of the animals.

awesome
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