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Stark

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So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« on: August 31, 2012, 12:25:42 PM »
He's about 30 years in this business, said that years ago you had to put a human body into the freezer straight away, today you can leave a corps outside without a lot happing to it (unless its 30 + ouside) why?

Because of all the preservatives we eat on a daily basis.

BOOOM!!!
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2012, 12:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
He's about 30 years in this business, said that years ago you had to put a human body into the freezer straight away, today you can leave a corps outside without a lot happing to it (unless its 30 + ouside) why?

Because of all the conservatives we eat on a daily basis.

BOOOM!!!

Did you mean preservatives?  lol...still on politics?  Lmao
Anyway if that's true, that's pretty funny and fucked up at the same time.
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Stark

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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2012, 12:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on August 31, 2012, 12:26:55 PM
Did you mean preservatives?  lol...still on politics?  Lmao

lol Freudian slip there of some sort
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2012, 12:30:16 PM »

I have sum' heavy doubts on this story.
Not that these urban legends wouldn't be cool.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2012, 12:32:20 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on August 31, 2012, 12:30:16 PM
I have sum' heavy doubts on this story.
Not that these urban legends wouldn't be cool.
Agree. Human body starts to decay/putrefy almost immediately after death. 
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2012, 12:33:44 PM »
I heard Coach munches on a lot of conservative cock on a daily basis, he is going to have one long lived corpse.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2012, 12:34:49 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on August 31, 2012, 12:32:20 PM
Agree. Human body starts to decay/putrefy almost immediately after death. 

Sure. Look at Kevin Costner. He died in the early nineties and immediately began to stink.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2012, 12:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
He's about 30 years in this business, said that years ago you had to put a human body into the freezer straight away, today you can leave a corps outside without a lot happing to it (unless its 30 + ouside) why?

Because of all the preservatives we eat on a daily basis.

BOOOM!!!

Your family member is full of shit.  HTH.   :-*
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2012, 12:46:26 PM »
Quote from: snx on August 31, 2012, 12:34:49 PM
Sure. Look at Kevin Costner. He died in the early nineties and immediately began to stink.
Ha!      ;D
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 12:47:00 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on August 31, 2012, 12:30:16 PM
I have sum' heavy doubts on this story.
Not that these urban legends wouldn't be cool.
Meh us being much cleaner than in the past is also part of it, remember that preservatives means mostly just salt, which shouldnt surprise no one. Ive had to cut salts out of my diet because the water retention has been hurtin my back :-X
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The True Adonis

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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 12:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
He's about 30 years in this business, said that years ago you had to put a human body into the freezer straight away, today you can leave a corps outside without a lot happing to it (unless its 30 + ouside) why?

Because of all the preservatives we eat on a daily basis.

BOOOM!!!
This would not be true whatsoever.  Your family member should be fired for spouting such nonsense.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 12:54:33 PM »
 
Quote from: snx on August 31, 2012, 12:34:49 PM
Sure. Look at Kevin Costner. He died in the early nineties and immediately began to stink.

 :D
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Stark

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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 12:57:11 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on August 31, 2012, 12:54:17 PM
This would not be true whatsoever.  Your family member should be fired for spouting such nonsense.

are you a mortician ?
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 12:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
He's about 30 years in this business, said that years ago you had to put a human body into the freezer straight away, today you can leave a corps outside without a lot happing to it (unless its 30 + ouside) why?

Because of all the preservatives we eat on a daily basis.

BOOOM!!!
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Complete bullshit, that's funny though.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 05:17:37 PM »
Wall insulation and air conditioned rooms are alot better today then 30 years ago
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2012, 05:20:03 PM »
A body wouldn't last here in the hot humid climate.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2012, 05:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Nails on August 31, 2012, 05:17:37 PM
Wall insulation and air conditioned rooms are alot better today then 30 years ago
We have a winner
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2012, 05:24:58 PM »
The mortician lied.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2012, 06:08:32 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on August 31, 2012, 05:24:58 PM
The mortician lied.
I have a feeling this is from personal observation.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2012, 06:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Stark on August 31, 2012, 12:57:11 PM
are you a mortician ?

No! but I know one who has people dieing to see him.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2012, 06:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 31, 2012, 06:11:08 PM
No! but I know one who has people dieing to see him.

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tommywishbone

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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2012, 06:15:44 PM »
Morticians have a very rigorous job.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2012, 07:01:04 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on August 31, 2012, 06:15:44 PM
Morticians have a very rigorous job.

Stiff competition in that business.

And I almost forgot...   the early worm gets the dead bird.
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2012, 07:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on August 31, 2012, 07:01:04 PM
Stiff competition in that business.
And I almost forgot...   the early worm gets the dead bird.

Excellent  ;D ;D
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Re: So I have a family member who is a mortician - he told me this
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2012, 07:20:03 PM »
It's a dying industry.
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