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Did you guys here about the time I was having sexy with my girlfriend? We were really going at it doggy style with just the light of the TV. Earlier in the day I printed a photo of her fathers face out and made a mask out of it. I thought this would be funny/playful.
As she changed position, I reached down and put the printed out mask over my face. I turned my soft IKEA floor lamp on too. Eventually she rolled over. At first she didn't notice so I went in missionary. She started getting into it again with her eyes closed.
Suddenly she opened her loving eyes and noticed the mask I was wearing!!!
She did a double take and then completely freaked out.
She started sobbing, and ran out of the room.
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