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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2012, 03:53:16 AM »

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2012, 07:30:17 AM »
Anybody remember my webpage gymstories.com .... No? ah well

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2012, 07:41:26 AM »
As I'm resting between sets, this hairy saskwatchian creature comes up to me asking for a spot.  I ask it for a name and it says tbombz.  I introduced myself and said "hello tbombz, I'm the devil, I'll gladly give you a spot".
I head over to the bench to help spot this furry creature.  I stand behind the bench straddled over the end.  Tbombz lays down and the sound of his this hairy body makes a squish sound.  He rests his head at the end of the bench directly beneath my spread legs.  A drop of sweat drips down my thigh and falls on his cheek,  using his tongues he licks it off giving me a coy smile.  Now it was later in the evening and the gym was a ghost town.  One fella doing some shadow boxing in the corner and the pedo old man hoping to coherce a young teen to help him find his keys.
tbombz grabs the bar with a firm strong grip as he slides his hands up and down the bar to find the sweet spot....

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2012, 08:03:00 AM »
As I'm resting between sets, this hairy saskwatchian creature comes up to me asking for a spot.  I ask it for a name and it says tbombz.  I introduced myself and said "hello tbombz, I'm the devil, I'll gladly give you a spot".
I head over to the bench to help spot this furry creature.  I stand behind the bench straddled over the end.  Tbombz lays down and the sound of his this hairy body makes a squish sound.  He rests his head at the end of the bench directly beneath my spread legs.  A drop of sweat drips down my thigh and falls on his cheek,  using his tongues he licks it off giving me a coy smile.  Now it was later in the evening and the gym was a ghost town.  One fella doing some shadow boxing in the corner and the pedo old man hoping to coherce a young teen to help him find his keys.tbombz grabs the bar with a firm strong grip as he slides his hands up and down the bar to find the sweet spot....

Hahaha wtf, I always wondered why we never found them and he was still happy about it

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2012, 01:26:11 PM »
Victorian Guy and Nobby used to be the shit!  ;D

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2012, 01:44:13 PM »
I just came back from the gym, and right before they were closing, two youngsters entered the place and asked the classic "we want to get big, you have a schedule for that?" question.
Instead of saying "sure we have a schedule, just take a 30 bucks membership", the trainer he told them "yeah, we give PT sessions for 50 bucks an hour" ::) It was prob the answer that our gym owner would like to hear from him :-\

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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2012, 01:54:06 PM »
I just came back from the gym, and right before they were closing, two youngsters entered the place and asked the classic "we want to get big, you have a schedule for that?" question.
Instead of saying "sure we have a schedule, just take a 30 bucks membership", the trainer he told them "yeah, we give PT sessions for 50 bucks an hour" ::) It was prob the answer that our gym owner would like to hear from him :-\


These 2 guys will be future Mr. O's. Mark my words.
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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2012, 02:01:10 PM »
Victorian Guy and Nobby used to be the shit!  ;D

Those stories were the best thing to ever come out of bbing.com.
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Re: Lets do a thread in which we make up short bodybuilding/gym related stories!
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2012, 02:06:21 PM »
These 2 guys will be future Mr. O's. Mark my words.

I remember Kai Greene about his first nutrition advice: "just eat your bread", but Kai was always a driven person so he made the necessary adjustments.
It's the mindset that makes a champion and the rest (training, food & drugs) will follow...

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