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Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« on: September 10, 2012, 12:56:59 PM »
piers morgan is such a fucking prick, i'd love to deck the cunt


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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 12:58:04 PM »
Isn't she a white neegal?
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2012, 01:00:08 PM »
This broad would be such a pain.

I mean, yeah, I'd hit it, but I sure as shit wouldn't provide my address, phone number, make of vehicle, etc.

Can you imagine her forcing/teaching you to pronounce her name correctly after you've finished firing your weapon? I'd excuse myself to use the john and then climb out the window.  
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2012, 01:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on September 10, 2012, 01:00:08 PM
This broad would be such a pain.

I mean, yeah, I'd hit it, but I sure as shit wouldn't provide my address, phone number, make of vehicle, etc.

Can you imagine her forcing/teaching you to pronounce her name correctly after you've finished firing your weapon? I'd excuse myself to use the john and then climb out the window.   

This elicited true laughter from me.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2012, 01:06:07 PM »
Afrikaans, are those the same as Boers?
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2012, 01:15:19 PM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on September 10, 2012, 01:06:07 PM
Afrikaans, are those the same as Boers?

One is a language, the other is a people. So no. But it is the language of the Boers yes.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2012, 01:35:50 PM »
she can speak clingon, i dont care, im bone her til her left eye popped out
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2012, 01:54:23 PM »
It's like 100 year old Dutch.
"ik zou haar doen" :P <- IWHI
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 01:59:23 PM »
Well that was a surprise..

I just saw her in a movie recently called Snow white and the hunter. She still looks hot as hell! I loved her in The Devils Advocate movie, which btw is one of my favorite movies. And that was 15 years ago! :o
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2012, 02:03:11 PM »
all plastic surgery, mudsharking and academy awards
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2012, 02:21:52 PM »
The language sounds so dam cool, too bad the negroid have destroyed it.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2012, 02:47:20 PM »
Quote from: True on September 10, 2012, 01:59:23 PM
Well that was a surprise..

I just saw her in a movie recently called Snow white and the hunter. She still looks hot as hell! I loved her in The Devils Advocate movie, which btw is one of my favorite movies. And that was 15 years ago! :o

She is ultra-talented... her best movie ever was "Monster".... but Devil's Advocate did reveal her acting talent... initially. I agree!
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2012, 02:52:18 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on September 10, 2012, 02:03:11 PM
all plastic surgery, mudsharking and academy awards

Surgery maybe.  But she never "mud-sharked"... so please keep it real? She never dated any black men ever?

Not that it would matter......
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2012, 02:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Grant_Michaels on September 10, 2012, 02:52:18 PM
Surgery maybe.  But she never "mud-sharked"... so please keep it real? She never dated any black men ever?

Not that it would matter......

haha relax bro, you seen prometheus? :D
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2012, 02:55:58 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 10, 2012, 01:54:23 PM
It's like 100 year old Dutch.
"ik zou haar doen" :P <- IWHI

Quite easy to understand what she's saying in Afrikaans. Sounds funny when she talks Afrikaans though  :-)
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2012, 02:57:08 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on September 10, 2012, 02:54:51 PM
haha relax bro, you seen prometheus? :D

No... but I really want to!  Ridley is the same director that did original Alien movies ....yes?
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2012, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Grant_Michaels on September 10, 2012, 02:47:20 PM
She is ultra-talented... her best movie ever was "Monster".... but Devil's Advocate did reveal her acting talent... initially. I agree!

her best movie was young adult. "monster" was just typical oscar bait - gain some weight, lose the make-up, grunt. whatever.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2012, 02:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Grant_Michaels on September 10, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
No... but I really want to!  Ridley is the same director that did original Alien movies ....yes?

yeah.  solid movie imo.

ps charlize is like a top 3 beauty among actresses
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2012, 06:24:52 PM »
Absolutely hit like there is no tomorrow. And she would be told to speak to me in Afrikaans.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2012, 06:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Grant_Michaels on September 10, 2012, 02:52:18 PM
Surgery maybe.  But she never "mud-sharked"... so please keep it real? She never dated any black men ever?

Not that it would matter......
She got a little monkey pet as an accessory. Mud-sharking in a way.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2012, 06:40:52 PM »
I'd PIITP Charlize Theron :o
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2012, 03:58:51 AM »
boers are usually very racist and race conscious. 99% of them are against race mixing.
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2012, 04:01:19 AM »

The Ron 
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2012, 04:10:33 AM »
Quote from: Sizwe on September 11, 2012, 03:53:36 AM
There is no denying that the Boers are gifted with a great gene pool.

Hillary de Beer


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Charlize Theron


Why do they have that cold, dead, empty look in their eyes? With emotionless faces...
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Re: Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2012, 04:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Parker on September 11, 2012, 04:10:33 AM
Why do they have that cold, dead, empty look in their eyes? With emotionless faces...


I don't know, but it turns me on.
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