Charlize Theron Speaks Afrikaans

[Parker]

Ha, Boer women are actually some of the most warmhearted and down to earth chicks you'll ever meat due to many of them growing up on farms or small rural towns, but hurt them once, and your life's over.

That has been said about all women (you hear it said about Italian women, Southern American women, damn near all women)

look at their eyes, emptiness---coldness.
I maybe wrong, but oh well.

I don't know, but it turns me on.

I knew a few Ice Princesses, and they had that same look...enjoyed screwing a man over than actually screwing him...

The look can be a turn on, the actually person isn't.

They are all beautiful, though. Especially the middle girl.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

it's actually largely due to their race mixing that they have such world class beauties amongst their tiny population.

actually it's because africa has culled all the genetically inferior from their ranks. only the strong survive.

[James28]

it's actually largely due to their race mixing that they have such world class beauties amongst their tiny population.

Their ranks today are British, German, Dutch and French. The British being the last edition to the ranks circa 1900. The Dutch first in 1652, the French Huguenots about 30 years later and the Germans thereafter. Strong and beautiful genetics. They're worse than Jews when it comes to mixing races. It's just unthinkable.

[Krankenstein]

This broad would be such a pain.

I mean, yeah, I'd hit it, but I sure as shit wouldn't provide my address, phone number, make of vehicle, etc.

Can you imagine her forcing/teaching you to pronounce her name correctly after you've finished firing your weapon? I'd excuse myself to use the john and then climb out the window.  

HA HA HA  This is why I enjoy waking up to GetBig in the morning.  Thats comedic gold right there.

[Jaime]

Their ranks today are British, German, Dutch and French. The British being the last edition to the ranks circa 1900. The Dutch first in 1652, the French Huguenots about 30 years later and the Germans thereafter. Strong and beautiful genetics. They're worse than Jews when it comes to mixing races. It's just unthinkable.

Holy shit this sounds like a place of dreams.

[Dreadlifter]

The language sounds so dam cool, too bad the negroid have destroyed it.

i think you'll find you'd be hard pushed in SA to find a non-white speaking it. It's a language that developed with the Boer who settled in the country not one of the native tongues.

Charlize is bangable all day long. Aging very well. I'd marry it right here and now.

[MAXX]

it's actually largely due to their race mixing that they have such world class beauties amongst their tiny population.

hahaha bullshit does Charlize Theron look mixed?

100% white european decent.

[Stark]

Surgery maybe.  But she never "mud-sharked"... so please keep it real? She never dated any black men ever?

Not that it would matter......

Super smart with very high IQ and never had plastic surgery if you don't believe if look it up she's well known for it

[James28]

Didn't she adopt a little niglet?

[James28]

hahaha bullshit does Charlize Theron look mixed?

100% white european decent.

I myself wanted to jump on that post straight away until I figured out what he meant. It's a mixture of WHITE genetics, not ethnic genetics. White Afrikaans girls from those descendants will not mix with blacks. It's just not going to happen ever. The English speaking white South African girls 'might' consider it, but more than likely they won't mudshark it either. White South Africans tend to stick to their own race 99% of the time.

Yes, I work with South Africans and visited the country a lot. This is what they'd tell you. And you see it too.

[MikMaq]

i think you'll find you'd be hard pushed in SA to find a non-white speaking it. It's a language that developed with the Boer who settled in the country not one of the native tongues.

Charlize is bangable all day long. Aging very well. I'd marry it right here and now.

I'm aware, my point is when the negroids destroyed the country the language lost all its value, anyhow there are a nice few coloureds that speak it.

Didn't she adopt a little niglet?

Adopting is fine, hell my great grandaddy  adopted a whole pack.

[James28]

i think you'll find you'd be hard pushed in SA to find a non-white speaking it. It's a language that developed with the Boer who settled in the country not one of the native tongues.

Charlize is bangable all day long. Aging very well. I'd marry it right here and now.

You're wrong. It's also the language of the Western Cape coloureds, albeit a disgustingly derived and ghettoised version of it. A race with no history, no lineage to be proud of and no future. They like referring to themselves as Malay in a desperate attempt to belong to something.

[James28]

Adopting is fine, hell my great grandaddy  adopted a whole pack.

 

[James28]

Holy shit this sounds like a place of dreams.

It's ok. Problem is that there's a massive little princess syndrome going on amongst the girls. High maintenance to a degree that would leave you exhausted. And then there's the time bomb made of fat ticking away inside their taut young bodies. As it's such a sunny place, their skin start going south by the mid 30's. Hardly matters then as that's about the age that aforementioned fat bomb start exploding. Add that with the fact that they're very religious across the board, come from a background where the man is expected to pick up bills behind them and speak with irritating accents, it's a fine people

But no mudsharking at least. Pure as can be 

[MAXX]

It's ok. Problem is that there's a massive little princess syndrome going on amongst the girls. High maintenance to a degree that would leave you exhausted. And then there's the time bomb made of fat ticking away inside their taut young bodies. As it's such a sunny place, their skin start going south by the mid 30's. Hardly matters then as that's about the age that aforementioned fat bomb start exploding. Add that with the fact that they're very religious across the board, come from a background where the man is expected to pick up bills behind them and speak with irritating accents, it's a fine people

But no mudsharking at least. Pure as can be 

yes white skin is obviously adapted for nordic climate. not fucking Africa  

[James28]

A huge number of Boers do have trace amounts of Bantu in them as well, as they lived and traded with one another in peace for a short time. Quite a good topic to bring up when you're having a BBQ with them really.

You're right, but they'll forever blame the Dutch sailors banging the indigenous womenfolk that spawned the Cape Coloureds and left traces of Bantu in those who are related to the early settlers. If you're Dutch descendant you've got a hit and miss chance of having a great great great great grand daddy that work fields for their white colonial masters. 

[pedro01]

Why do they have that cold, dead, empty look in their eyes? With emotionless faces...

Not enough anal.

[Jaime]

Not enough Too much anal.

Fixed.

[Fortress]

She is ultra-talented... her best movie ever was "Monster".... but Devil's Advocate did reveal her acting talent... initially. I agree!

Oh, yeah ... acting is SUCH a talent. 

This chick looked her best in the film with the giant monkey (Mighty Joe Young?). The one with the badass whiner dude from Aliens.

I think Theron smokes like a chimney. She kinda looks like she does, actually.

 

[CalvinH]

Acting is a talent.

[D_1000]

She is ultra-talented... her best movie ever was "Monster".... but Devil's Advocate did reveal her acting talent... initially. I agree!

It revealed some other interesting parts of her as well, if memory serves me correctly.

[MikMaq]

A huge number of Boers do have trace amounts of Bantu in them as well, as they lived and traded with one another in peace for a short time. Quite a good topic to bring up when you're having a BBQ with them really.

Did this once, didn't even understand why it was so offensive at the time, true story was on the beach sipping some beers waiting for the moose burgers, and bam got the death stare.

[Fortress]

Acting is a talent.

Yes, it is. However, among those talents involved with filmmaking, I'd suggest acting is the least impressive, by far.

[bigmikecox]

TOO MUCH TALK......NOT ENOUGH PICS OF CHERLIZE

[Natural Man]

actually it's because africa has culled all the genetically inferior weaker, whining, complaining, parasiting individuals from their ranks. only the strong those who contribute, give as much as they receive and build life instead of destroying it, survive.

fixed.