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MikMaq

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I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« on: September 11, 2012, 05:57:12 AM »
Yes so I'm in a hurricane what the fuck do I do?

Oh yeah to keep it body building related a roof fell on dis fellas car, I tried to life it off but I couldn't.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 05:59:21 AM »
Hide out near the local GNC and beat the neeguls to the protein once the window is smashed.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 06:01:15 AM »
Go sit in the bath tub and read a bodybuilding mag.  That way when the bath tub flies through the air you will have something to do, to take your mind off it.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 06:02:44 AM »
oil up, thong up, and go sit next to the broken glass factory.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 06:03:49 AM »
Yes so I'm in a hurricane what the fuck do I do?

Oh yeah to keep it body building related a roof fell on dis fellas car, I tried to life it off but I couldn't.


Well, being on Getbig ain't gonna help, fella.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 06:04:10 AM »
Go sit in the bath tub and read a bodybuilding mag.  That way when the bath tub flies through the air you will have something to do, to take your mind off it.

Almost genius.

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2012, 06:05:32 AM »
You usually lose electricity in a cycone and/or hurricane.  So expect to be in the dark soon.  Hope you have a flashlight?  Water?  Baked beans?   ;D

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2012, 06:07:29 AM »
Almost genius.
He might as well make the most of it.   ;D  But seriously they tell us here in australia that the bathroom is the strongest part of the home and to go and hide in it during a cyclone.  Personally I would never get in a bath tub. 

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2012, 06:07:51 AM »
Just relax and think off all of the heavy shit you are going to be lifting off of people and your yard after the storm passes. Hardcore workout worthy of any getbigger.
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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2012, 06:08:26 AM »
He might as well make the most of it.   ;D  But seriously they tell us here in australia that the bathroom is the strongest part of the home and to go and hide in it during a cyclone.  Personally I would never get in a bath tub. 


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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2012, 06:09:02 AM »
He might as well make the most of it.   ;D  But seriously they tell us here in australia that the bathroom is the strongest part of the home and to go and hide in it during a cyclone.  Personally I would never get in a bath tub. 

I'd get you in a bathtub within minutes.

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2012, 06:10:10 AM »

Stinky puss puss?
No I love baths, but I need bubbles.  I meant I would never get into a bathtub during a cyclone.  I don't want to be flying through the air.  

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2012, 06:10:21 AM »

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2012, 06:11:25 AM »
You usually lose electricity in a cycone and/or hurricane.  So expect to be in the dark soon.  Hope you have a flashlight?  Water?  Baked beans?   ;D
Power was out just got it back, it'll probably go again, so this is the most important thing I could think of doing.

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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2012, 06:11:32 AM »
hide under bootys big mudflaps

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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2012, 06:11:39 AM »
I'd get you in a bathtub within minutes.
I'll bring the wine and glasses.  

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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2012, 06:14:01 AM »
Power was out just got it back, it'll probably go again, so this is the most important thing I could think of doing.
Yes expect it to go out longer next time.  So make sure you eat and use the kettle to make a hot cup of tea if you want one now.  Get candles ready and matches.  Lube and bb mag ready also.   ;D

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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2012, 06:15:44 AM »
I'll bring the Lambrini, special brew and plastic cups.wine and glasses.  


Of course.
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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2012, 06:20:16 AM »
SMOKE DAT HERB NINJA!!!!

I got stuck in Tropical Storm Debbie. Flooded a lot by my place. Couldnt get to work for 2 days! Sucks! Get high and check out www.sensationalvideos.co m

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2012, 06:23:31 AM »
We had a big cyclone a couple of years back and it nearly took my roof. Thank god it didn't though.

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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2012, 06:24:31 AM »

Of course.
Jamine there's no room for you in the bathtub.  It only sits two people. 

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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2012, 06:27:36 AM »
Jamine there's no room for you in the bathtub.  It only sits two people. 

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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2012, 06:29:06 AM »
and another thread  deteriorates into childish fantasies involving booty.  :'(

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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2012, 06:30:48 AM »
and another thread  deteriorates into childish fantasies involving booty.  :'(


I fear that my post was misread, Lambrini and special brew are hobo food. :-\
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Re: I'm gonna die for you bitches.
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2012, 06:39:47 AM »
I'll bring the wine and glasses.  

I'll bet you like hardy's cabernet merlot.....