Haha, Johannes Falcone representing

[Jizzacked]

So I am working on a project, and I did a random google search for "cool photoshops".  This pic was on the first page of results 

[Marty Champions]

hahah thats when i was still eating eggs like 2 dozen a day and smelling like shit

[Mr Nobody]

hahah thats when i was still eating eggs like 2 dozen a day and smelling like shit

Eggs produce some nasty smelling shit no doubt...

[Marty Champions]

Eggs produce some nasty smelling shit no doubt...

Im thinking what kinda douchebag in nature just goes and eats eggs, thats another animals baby in a shell WEIRD shit

[Mr Nobody]

Im thinking what kinda douchebag in nature just goes and eats eggs, thats another animals baby in a shell WEIRD shit

Yep. You are correct Master Falcon snakes are the worst.

[dj181]

what did you weigh there falcon?

[Marty Champions]

what did you weigh there falcon?

maybe 230

[dj181]

maybe 230

and what did you weigh when you looked your best?

p.s. that's not when you looked your best in this pic here

[calfzilla]

where has dov been? 

[Marty Champions]

and what did you weigh when you looked your best?

p.s. that's not when you looked your best in this pic here

probably weighed relatively the same

thats a typical low carb look for me

very boring life at that time, too much dieting and working out just to look like 'that'

that pic doesnt show it but i was pretty chizzeld on some older vhs vids i have of me  in those days in the abs but damn i wouldnt eat nothing but low carb or protien shit, and if i did binge on sweets id have to workout so much the less day , just not worth it

[dj181]

probably weighed relatively the same

thats a typical low carb look for me

very boring life at that time, too much dieting and working out just to look like 'that'

that pic doesnt show it but i was pretty chizzeld on some older vhs vids i have of me  in those days in the abs but damn i wouldnt eat nothing but low carb or protien shit, and if i did binge on sweets id have to workout so much the less day , just not worth it

i'm talking about the pics when you have a full head of hair, not these crew cut pics

too bad creepy che ain't around coz he seemed to stockpile pics of other dudes from this site, so therefore he could post up your peak pics with just the press of a button

[Marty Champions]

i'm talking about the pics when you have a full head of hair, not these crew cut pics

too bad creepy che ain't around coz he seemed to stockpile pics of other dudes from this site, so therefore he could post up your peak pics with just the press of a button

you can only attain rippedness with ease with alot of cancerous heme-iron and starving bro

[dj181]

you can only attain rippedness with ease with alot of cancerous heme-iron and starving bro

good point man

today was my 3rd day in a row @ 800 cals, i'm dieting like a "f@g", coz only f@gs diet, as you would say brother

[Marty Champions]

good point man

today was my 3rd day in a row @ 800 cals, i'm dieting like a "f@g", coz only f@gs diet, as you would say brother

well maybe the payoff might be worth it for you bro? i know its not for me

[Jadeveon Clowney]

unless you're eating eggs you got from a farm yourself, odds are you've never eaten a fertilized egg so, no, it's not a baby animal

[Big Chiro Flex]

unless you're eating eggs you got from a farm yourself, odds are you've never eaten a fertilized egg so, no, it's not a baby animal

The heme-iron in your blood is blinding your heart from seeing the truth brother

[dj181]

The heme-iron in your blood is blinding your heart from seeing the truth brother

 

[Marty Champions]

the amount of hem-iron in an egg is astronomical, the perfect way to fuck up your body. other than that the egg has some beneficial things like choline

[Twaddle]

the amount of hem-iron in an egg is astronomical, the perfect way to fuck up your body. other than that the egg has some beneficial things like choline

Senor Falcon, is heme iron bad for all living beings, or just humans?  Is there any chance that by eating enough metamucil, we could cleanse the heme iron from our systems?   

[Hulkotron]

Many people questioning JF's latest discovery of the heme-iron principle here.

In general it's best for Falcon to speak and for you to listen.

[Primemuscle]

Im thinking what kinda douchebag in nature just goes and eats eggs, thats another animals baby in a shell WEIRD shit

Remember, you said you once ate like a dozen baby animals in a shell every day....like you said, it is the weird shit eating , habit of a douchebag. BTW, I had an egg salad sandwich on whole wheat for lunch today. It was quite delicious and so far no smelly farts. Guess that makes me a bit of a douchebag, huh?

[Primemuscle]

good point man

today was my 3rd day in a row @ 800 cals, i'm dieting like a "f@g", coz only f@gs diet, as you would say brother

If that's the case, why can't I succeed in dieting? I want to get down to a svelte 185 lbs. so I can get a new wardrobe of faggy clothes from Nordstrom's, but nooo, here I am at 200 lbs and wearing sloppy jeans and tropical Hawaiian print shirts.

[dj181]

If that's the case, why can't I succeed in dieting? I want to get down to a svelte 185 lbs. so I can get a new wardrobe of faggy clothes from Nordstrom's, but nooo, here I am at 200 lbs and wearing sloppy jeans and tropical Hawaiian print shirts.

skinny jeans included in this new faggy wardrobe

my guess is that you can't succeed in the dieting is because you still eat too many calories

i'm about 7-8% right now, and i do ZERO aerobic training

not to be too arrogant, but i'm a pretty tough SOB, and i can handle the pain of starving

in my teen years i was a pretty damn good middle and long distance runner, and that kinda running takes some heart, coz it sure as hell is painful when you're pushing it hard for miles

so i firmly believe this running trained me to be a tough SOB when it comes to physical pain, but just don't ask me about my ability to handle relationship/emotional pain

[Hulkotron]

Everyone should do some sort of aerobic training.  There are health benefits to intensive aerobic exercise other than just burning calories.  I suspect this is a major reason why most bodybuilders are so unhealthy.

[Parker]

Im thinking what kinda douchebag in nature just goes and eats eggs, thats another animals baby in a shell WEIRD shit

Raccoons, birds (owls, cuckoos, other birds of prey) snakes, martens, weasels, skunks, etc.