URINAL ETTITIQUETE

[Jadeveon Clowney]

lol, just went to the restroom and guess what, boss was there taking a piss. we have only two urinals.

Boss: Hey JC, how's it going?

JC: Good, how are you?

Boss: Good, did we ever hear back about our comments to the presentation?

JC: No, but they had to do their presentation on Monday.

Boss: Yes, guess that deal is done! (! b/c I guess he was getting uncomfortable)

Just another day at the office.

Expect I'll find out if my boss is a getbigger shortly.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Just in the pisser and this black fella that reports to me decides to pee in the urinal next to mine. Wouldn't shut the fuck up.  Caught him glancing at my dick and I swear I saw him lick his lips. Going to have to fire this queer.

[tommywishbone]

Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.

[Parker]

Just in the pisser and this black fella that reports to me decides to pee in the urinal next to mine. Wouldn't shut the fuck up.  I wanted  him to start glancing at my dick and I swear I wanted him to lick his lips. Going to have to be more aggressive with this queer.

fixed, for what you you really were thinking.

[dr.chimps]

Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.

I'm an upper-decker man, myself.

[bigmc]

Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.

haha 

[POB]

You should of said " great the waters a little cold today though " 

[Mclovin]

What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.

[booty]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

Mike, use the alley way next time and then report back.   

[el numero uno]

What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.

LOL you homo 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude Dr Dena Westerfield walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and "she" picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" "so your the shcmoe on Getbig" WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

 

[Big Chiro Flex]

What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.

That would mindf*** me so bad, I would have peeing issues for months hahaha

[Eric2]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

i usually reply with " my day is going well but the water in this urinal is mighty cold!"

[arce1988]

  I do NOT look at ANY penis other than my own.

[BigCyp]

You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot.  That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.

I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.

"1"

I would imagine your boxer shorts would get in quite a mess when you fart OMR

[bigmikecox]

Mike, use the alley way next time and then report back.   

F the alley, im going to let loose in the hall way