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Roger Bacon

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Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« on: September 12, 2012, 09:38:24 PM »
I cheated tonight,and took three Swiss Kriss to attempt an epic bean pyramid shit, except no beans were involved.

I got diarrhea really bad and as I was sitting there on the toilet my mouth filled with saliva all of a sudden and I had to jump up and vomit in the trash can.

What's the deal with the nausea? ???
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tommywishbone

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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 09:41:04 PM »
Son, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 09:44:55 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on September 12, 2012, 09:41:04 PM
Son, what the hell is wrong with you?

congenital need to try to fit in - comes from being descended from an illegitmate child.
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Roger Bacon

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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 09:50:02 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on September 12, 2012, 09:41:04 PM
Son, what the hell is wrong with you?

Where do I start? ???
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 10:14:37 PM »
I don't get this, were you constipated (or suffering "irregularity" as Madison Avenue terms it)...or were you attempting some sort of rectal bulimia?

I am wary of "Herbal" remedies as well.

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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 10:17:39 PM »
Quote from: sync pulse on September 12, 2012, 10:14:37 PM
I don't get this, were you constipated (or suffering "irregularity" as Madison Avenue terms it)...or were you attempting some sort of rectal bulimia?

I am wary of "Herbal" remedies as well.



Constipated, hardly ever happens to me but I was two days in and broke down.  The Swiss Kriss really worked well.  I just don't understand the instant mouth full of saliva and nausea.  I'm all better now, worked like a dream. 
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 03:46:11 AM »
You're supposed to put the swiss kriss capsules up your bumhole, and then do 30 minues vibration training on the power board
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 03:50:19 AM »
Maybe you have the flue?.... :-\
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 09:23:26 AM »
WHAT IS SWISS KRISS?
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 09:28:02 AM »
Quote from: bigmikecox on September 13, 2012, 09:23:26 AM
WHAT IS SWISS KRISS?

a rectal medication, but our boy PIP the genius took it orally.
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 09:33:15 AM »
its those chocolate donut things people eat cause they are broke and like to eat sweets
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 10:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Rami on September 13, 2012, 09:28:02 AM
a rectal medication, but our boy PIP the genius took it orally.

Lol, if true
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 11:24:40 AM »
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 11:27:47 AM »
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 04:19:06 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on September 12, 2012, 09:38:24 PM
I cheated tonight,and took three Swiss Kriss to attempt an epic bean pyramid shit, except no beans were involved.

I got diarrhea really bad and as I was sitting there on the toilet my mouth filled with saliva all of a sudden and I had to jump up and vomit in the trash can.

What's the deal with the nausea? ???
like many past civilizations it took many tries to get the pyramid shits to specifications
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Re: Anyone ever get this? Master Falcon
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2012, 04:20:11 PM »
Maybe you should have tried a spoonful of Dran-o instead.
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