Option A) Walk up behind her, take away her sign, and as she is "running after me" (the first 10-15 steps), she will run out of breath. Thn say to her, "if you were 200 pounds lighter, you wouldn't be out of breath."
drop the sign...and as she goes to pick it up, snatch it back run away.
Option B) Tell her to walk up a flight of stairs, and the think about her poster.
Option C) tell her to log onto getbig
Option D) start a fight by asking what type of men find her attractive...