Author Topic: I've been away on business in Dubai, Turkey (Read 2009 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** September 17, 2012, 12:58:13 AM »

I saw that Chaos already has a few ventures there.....

JasonH · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:02:30 AM »

Hahahaha!

Papper · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:04:24 AM »

Epic pointing with thumbs so you can still do a classic arnold side arm pose

booty · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:05:17 AM »

Welcome back NZ.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=441031.0

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:14:16 AM »

LOL

Nice to see my fan club missed me.

BigCyp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:25:56 AM »

Lol

Did you try the kebabs from the street vendors, where they wrap the paper tight and the rip a bit off the top...epic cheap balanced meal lol

irishdave · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:30:05 AM »

lol, do you even lift? You are tiny

OTHstrong · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:34:35 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 17, 2012, 12:58:13 AM

I saw that Chaos already has a few ventures there.....

Good stuff, did you make it to Istanbul?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:40:56 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on September 17, 2012, 01:25:56 AM

Lol

Did you try the kebabs from the street vendors, where they wrap the paper tight and the rip a bit off the top...epic cheap balanced meal lol

Wasn't impressed with their kebabs sadly. The fellas in NZ do it much better.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:42:33 AM »

Quote from: irishdave on September 17, 2012, 01:30:05 AM

lol, do you even lift? You are tiny

Calm down, "irishgyno".

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:46:03 AM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on September 17, 2012, 01:34:35 AM

Good stuff, did you make it to Istanbul?

I did, boy what a city. A population 4 times NZ, it was a step up in intensity. The Turks were assholes. They see a honkey and try and rip them off every way possible. And don't get me started on the brutal moaning orgasms over the speakers 5 times a day.

booty · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2012, 01:51:26 AM »

Who's having orgasms over the speakers?

OTHstrong · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2012, 02:17:11 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 17, 2012, 01:46:03 AM

I did, boy what a city. A population 4 times NZ, it was a step up in intensity. The Turks were assholes. They see a honkey and try and rip them off every way possible. And don't get me started on the brutal moaning orgasms over the speakers 5 times a day.

lol,

I would love to go there for it`s historical value, Istanbul played a major role in humanity as Constantinople, some call it the second Rome.

bigmc · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2012, 10:00:31 AM »

get big legend nz spotting comedy opportunities while conducting important business in this thread

snx · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2012, 10:37:57 AM »

Did you see Dave there? Last I heard, he was on sabbatical there, but claimed he would return shortly to commence ownage of tiny tits.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:00:18 AM »

Global traveller of peace

Schmoff · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:05:51 AM »

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:13:51 AM »

Get your hands on any good opium or Heroine?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2012, 02:13:18 AM »

Quote from: booty on September 17, 2012, 01:51:26 AM

Who's having orgasms over the speakers?

They do prayers 5 times a day. Some dude sounds like he's blowing his load for 5 mins over loud speakers all over the city and other dudes get on their knees and worship the orgasm noises.

booty · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2012, 02:16:09 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 18, 2012, 02:13:18 AM

They do prayers 5 times a day. Some dude sounds like he's blowing his load for 5 mins over loud speakers all over the city and other dudes get on their knees and worship the orgasm noises.

That sounds really annoying. What if you wanted to take a nap during the day and kept hearing guys moaning.

booty · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2012, 02:27:55 AM »

Omg, I predicted it....look.

chaos · « **Reply #21 on:** September 18, 2012, 07:21:04 AM »

I see nzmm was scouring the earth looking for signs of chaos.....I missed you too buddy.