Since i threw my condoms in the garbage i will be looking for a pussy to bust a nut raw style.
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
thought bout going to the whorehouse, but i really only got enough cash for just 2 fucks, which ain't really enough for me, as i usually like to hit some 3 or 4 timesi could go to the casino and try to parley some cash playing blackjack, but i don't know my crazyass friend from norway wants to hook-up but the dumbass just goes nuts on his speed, of course he does have lots of cash and usually pays for one of my go arounds at the ho house
I might take a dump.
A nice 2 flusher would really hit the spot.
Save your cash on the ho's and finally go brokeback Mt on your butt-buddy from Norway.Try a getbigger weekend 1. Lube up your johnson . 2. Have Ms Norway bend over 3. Insert 4. Hump like a donkey on crack4a. give him a happy ending for his trouble5. order a pizza 6. get drunk and pretend it never happened the next day.
your attempts at humor pretty much suckass, but nice try anyways