Author Topic: Does anyone know Chinese? (Read 4568 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** September 21, 2012, 08:39:17 PM »

I was asked to do an interview for this site.

http://www.baiti.com/index.php

What does it say?

Schmoff · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:41:44 PM »

how did they find you?

Schmoff · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:48:07 PM »

Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary : - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

Jonny34 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:48:27 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on September 21, 2012, 08:39:17 PM

I was asked to do an interview for this site.

http://www.baiti.com/index.php

What does it say?

Translate the page running Google Chrome. It will be in English then.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:58:43 PM »

Quote from: Jonny34 on September 21, 2012, 08:48:27 PM

Translate the page running Google Chrome. It will be in English then.

They have that? Cool, I had no idea.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Schmoff on September 21, 2012, 08:41:44 PM

how did they find you?

The interviewer is in LA but he said he heard of me through Rampage and Congo.

Schmoff · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:10:41 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on September 21, 2012, 09:03:22 PM

The interviewer is in LA but he said he heard of me through Rampage and Congo.

cool, coach

maybe you can open a gym in china someday

BB · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:11:17 PM »

It translates as a general fitness site for men and women with an emphasis on nutrition. It's very generalized, maybe close to something like Muscle and Fitness or similar.

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:14:29 PM »

Interviewer: So Joe, tell us about nutrition?
Joe: That damn Obama, his wife is trying to make our kids eat healthy foods.
Interviewer: Um, okay, but how do you train chest?
Joe: Ugh, did you see the Obama picture where he was wearing no shirt? Horrible pecs. Democrat conspiracy.
Interviewer: Oh, great.....Well, what's your favorite exercise?
Joe: BENCH PRESSING DEMOCRATS ::Joe proceeds to rip off his shirt to reveal a big "R" painted on his chest::
Interviewer: Okay, this interview is over.

Stefano · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:38:26 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on September 21, 2012, 09:03:22 PM

The interviewer is in LA but he said he heard of me through Rampage and Congo.

He wanted to speak to the guy they were making fun of eh?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Stefano on September 21, 2012, 10:38:26 PM

He wanted to speak to the guy they were making fun of eh?

How cute, another gimmick.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:50:25 PM »

Coach sick of big black cocks, so going for the small asian wieners.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:53:04 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 21, 2012, 10:50:25 PM

Coach sick of big black cocks, so going for the small asian wieners.

Oh look, 12,000miles away and still talking shit. hahahaha. Gonna post up some more twink pics of yourself on your "business" trip? LOL.

calfzilla · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:21:04 AM »

No such thing as Chinese. Mandarin or Cantonese.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:30:01 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on September 21, 2012, 10:53:04 PM

Oh look, 12,000miles away and still talking shit. hahahaha. Gonna post up some more twink pics of yourself on your "business" trip? LOL.

LOL

You are a midget. I would step on you and squash you.

Hope this helps.

mass243 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:23:06 AM »

Quote from: Schmoff on September 21, 2012, 08:48:07 PM

Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary : - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

Hahah one of the funniest LOL

WOOO · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2012, 03:26:23 AM »

apparently there are stupid, brain dead people in china who want to hear from stupid brain dead americans

Hulkotron · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:56:03 AM »

I speak English so no need to learn that filthy piglatin.

mass243 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:44:01 AM »

China is pussy.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:57:44 AM »